The fire alarm just went off in the library here, everyone just sat around looking bewildered until someone came in to tell us there was nothing to worry about.
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edited February 2007
Morning, Spongie, how are ya? Daysleeper and Hunter put a smile on my face and bounce in my step this morning.
I shot my brother in law in the back about 30 times when we were playing paintball. We were on the same teams and it was the last round that we were playing.
to stay on topic some cop gave me a speeding ticket for no reason
To be fair, though, he did fuck your sister more than 30 times.
Okay I used to live in a college dorm. These dorms were made from an old Travel Lodge so they opened to the outside, had pretty nice landscaping and my building had a pool right out in front of my room. I know this is unfair to those of you who lived in a tiny cell with a communal bathroom and I understand, but what happened next was a true tale of douchebaggery.
So one night some kids from the next dorm over are retarded-drunk and think it'd be a HILARIOUS thing to throw a full fire-extinguisher into the pool. The pool fills with foam and needs to be drained, the filters replaced and overall this shut the thing down for over half the year. They never caught the assholes that did it either.
In a dorm near my place, somebody started a poop war. Started by putting it in a vent and the culmination was that somebody microwaved human feces. That was pretty gross and apparently made the whole floor stink for about a month.
People that go to dorm laundry rooms right after someone's started a full load in the dryer, taking their load out and tossing the wet lump of clothes to the side and using the previous-user's quarters to dry their clothes. Then the first person comes back in about an hour later to find their clothes wet and mildewy in a lint-covered pile in the corner.
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Don't have a LJ. Or a myspace. Or a facebook. Or a blog.
I was also joking.
This made me chuckle. Good show.
This happened just as I closed down an Internet Explorer window and got that shitty thing where hundreds of windows pop up in quick succession - I was sat here thinking OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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everyday is a good day to be an asshole.
For me to whoop somebody's ass.
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dammit. I was going to do that.
To be fair, though, he did fuck your sister more than 30 times.
Well, duh.
But perhaps today is a day especially for arseholes? Arsehole Pride Day?
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Anal-bleach prices have sky-rocketted.
She does it every single fucking night.
She's so clever.
you're speaking english, but you're not speaking the english
So one night some kids from the next dorm over are retarded-drunk and think it'd be a HILARIOUS thing to throw a full fire-extinguisher into the pool. The pool fills with foam and needs to be drained, the filters replaced and overall this shut the thing down for over half the year. They never caught the assholes that did it either.
Starbursts used to be called Opal Fruits.
I remember when they changed the name and showed what they might have changed to.
Chimpy Chompies would have been an awesome name.
i can almost gurantee that this is the case
That reminds me of this part in Dork comics about the Land of the Discontinued and Racist Candies (please someone else know what I'm talking about...)
and then one day the fire alarm went off and everyone sat there for like 5 minutes ignoring it and trying to keep talking/studying
then a librarian came up and was like 'what the hell are you guys doing you have to evacuate there is a damn fire in the building'
I was reading it like it rhymed with rush or hush.
....some dude took a crap in a dorm washer and it was out of commission for a week.
The end.
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Later that year, there was a fire alarm that went off because someone TRIED TO SET FIRE TO A RIVALS DOOR!
Who the hell sets fire to peoples doors!
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poop war
dammit
Fuck those people.
Arsonists.