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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    People that go to dorm laundry rooms right after someone's started a full load in the dryer, taking their load out and tossing the wet lump of clothes to the side and using the previous-user's quarters to dry their clothes. Then the first person comes back in about an hour later to find their clothes wet and mildewy in a lint-covered pile in the corner.

    Fuck those people.

    Mildew grows fast where you live.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Does anyone else remember where kids all over the country were breaking into laundrettes at night so they could ride around inside the revolving drums?
    That was awesome.

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Does anyone else remember where kids all over the country were breaking into laundrettes at night so they could ride around inside the revolving drums?
    That was awesome.

    Uh... no.

    But now I want to do it. I think I'm probably too big.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    apparently i stunk up the history teachers staffroom at high school for like a week

    because of some major shitty model i did in about 20 minutes after they threatened to call my parents because i didnt have it on the due date

    it was chicken wire poorly formed into a pyramid, wrapped in newspaper, and then i poured dough over it after some bad advice from someone and hoped that it would set

    then i crammed it into a lunchbox that was too small for it and gave it to the teacher


    later she was all 'who the hell had their project in a lunchbox the entire thing was filled with mould and now our room stinks'

    and i got the average class mark because she threw it out and couldnt mark it

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DaySleeper wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Does anyone else remember where kids all over the country were breaking into laundrettes at night so they could ride around inside the revolving drums?
    That was awesome.

    Uh... no.

    But now I want to do it. I think I'm probably too big.

    Nawww man, you push the thing on its side and stand on the edges of the inside of the drum and spiiiiiin.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    DaySleeper wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Does anyone else remember where kids all over the country were breaking into laundrettes at night so they could ride around inside the revolving drums?
    That was awesome.

    Uh... no.

    But now I want to do it. I think I'm probably too big.

    Nawww man, you push the thing on its side and stand on the edges of the inside of the drum and spiiiiiin.

    That sounds like both the stupidest and the awesomest idea ever. Please tell me a bunch of kids died of head wounds or something, so those people will never pass on their stupidity.

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    DaySleeper wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Does anyone else remember where kids all over the country were breaking into laundrettes at night so they could ride around inside the revolving drums?
    That was awesome.

    Uh... no.

    But now I want to do it. I think I'm probably too big.

    Nawww man, you push the thing on its side and stand on the edges of the inside of the drum and spiiiiiin.

    That sounds like both the stupidest and the awesomest idea ever. Please tell me a bunch of kids died of head wounds or something, so those people will never pass on their stupidity.

    Oh yeah, there were injuries galore. The CCTV footage was hilarious though.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    DaySleeper wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Does anyone else remember where kids all over the country were breaking into laundrettes at night so they could ride around inside the revolving drums?
    That was awesome.

    Uh... no.

    But now I want to do it. I think I'm probably too big.

    Nawww man, you push the thing on its side and stand on the edges of the inside of the drum and spiiiiiin.

    That sounds like both the stupidest and the awesomest idea ever. Please tell me a bunch of kids died of head wounds or something, so those people will never pass on their stupidity.

    Oh yeah, there were injuries galore. The CCTV footage was hilarious though.

    i dont suppose theres any youtube videos of this?

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tsplitter wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    DaySleeper wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Does anyone else remember where kids all over the country were breaking into laundrettes at night so they could ride around inside the revolving drums?
    That was awesome.

    Uh... no.

    But now I want to do it. I think I'm probably too big.

    Nawww man, you push the thing on its side and stand on the edges of the inside of the drum and spiiiiiin.

    That sounds like both the stupidest and the awesomest idea ever. Please tell me a bunch of kids died of head wounds or something, so those people will never pass on their stupidity.

    Oh yeah, there were injuries galore. The CCTV footage was hilarious though.

    i dont suppose theres any youtube videos of this?

    It happened before the days of Youtube I'm afraid, I'm not sure what you'd search for to find some either. Maybe you could reinact it by getting a bunch of kids drunk and throwing them in the cellar with a washing machine?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    tsplitter wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    DaySleeper wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Does anyone else remember where kids all over the country were breaking into laundrettes at night so they could ride around inside the revolving drums?
    That was awesome.

    Uh... no.

    But now I want to do it. I think I'm probably too big.

    Nawww man, you push the thing on its side and stand on the edges of the inside of the drum and spiiiiiin.

    That sounds like both the stupidest and the awesomest idea ever. Please tell me a bunch of kids died of head wounds or something, so those people will never pass on their stupidity.

    Oh yeah, there were injuries galore. The CCTV footage was hilarious though.

    i dont suppose theres any youtube videos of this?

    It happened before the days of Youtube I'm afraid, I'm not sure what you'd search for to find some either. Maybe you could reinact it by getting a bunch of kids drunk and throwing them in the cellar with a washing machine?
    Oh well, there's always numbchucking.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    when are these damn kids gonna learn if you are planning to do something retarded you should always have a camera man nearby

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So the university I attended happened to have as one of it's colleges the largest deaf and hard of hearing technical school in the country. They had their own building and even their own awesome dorm where every room was like a suite, with two adjoining rooms and a bathroom and whatnot.

    One quarter my buddy and I manage to get ourselves placed in this dorm, thinking that it'll be super sweet to have all that space. We didn't really think that through.

    1) Deaf kids will often have regular alarms, but they will be amplified to teeth-shattering levels. I would wake up frequently to alarms in rooms two floors away.

    2) Trying to study downstairs in the lounge was pretty damn hard what with all the kids shouting at the top of their lungs, seemingly randomly. It was like Kevin Nealon's Mr. No Depth Perception.

    3) Every room had a strobe in it in addition to a regular fire alarm. Frats from the city's other college used to send initiates over to pull the alarm on our building because you could see it light up all the way the fuck across town. Shittiest winter quarter ever.

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  • arithenaarithena Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So glad I never have, and never will live in dorms.


    I opened my lunchbox in preschool one day to find a gigantic dead rat inside it. My brother thought he really had me, but little did he know they would make me free ravioli instead of the crappy sandwich I would've had to eat.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    arithena wrote:

    :^:

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Crashmo wrote:
    So glad I never have, and never will live in dorms.
    I can't figure out if you're saying you moved straight from home into an apartment or if you're living with your parents. Because the later is not something you should brag about. I actually enjoyed dorm life overall, there were just those dickfaces that decided to play like they were in Jackass every so often.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Living with your parents while you're in college leaves more monies for things like games, cars, etc.


    So really, if you can get like a basement or second floor kind of thing in your parents house, you have it made.

    It's when you're 32 years old and still living with them that you have to worry.


    For instance, a guy I play D&D with... when I told him I'm movin into town to an apartment complex he said "Really? Oh man those places are so horrible. It's nothin to be braggin about"

    He's 30 years old and lives in his motherfuckin parent's basement with all his stuff.

    I laughed in his face SO HARD (and so did everyone else there).


    It was glorious.

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Crashmo wrote:
    So glad I never have, and never will live in dorms.
    I can't figure out if you're saying you moved straight from home into an apartment or if you're living with your parents. Because the later is not something you should brag about. I actually enjoyed dorm life overall, there were just those dickfaces that decided to play like they were in Jackass every so often.

    I moved straight from home into an apartment. I am very pleased that I missed out on dorm living but I went to a community college rather than a university, so the experience is probably somewhat different.

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  • TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    People that go to dorm laundry rooms right after someone's started a full load in the dryer, taking their load out and tossing the wet lump of clothes to the side and using the previous-user's quarters to dry their clothes. Then the first person comes back in about an hour later to find their clothes wet and mildewy in a lint-covered pile in the corner.

    Fuck those people.

    Someone did that to me once, but I got back before they did.

    As far as I know, they never found their clothes.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I was laying on my floor on my back and I noticed for the first time today that I have a fire alarm in my bedroom...

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    i set off the fire alarm when i forgot i was cooking a pizza



    i have no idea where it is

    it started blaring and i'm all 'there's a fire alarm in here? shit, where?'

    even with it going, i couldn't locate the fuckin thing

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  • HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Last year at school some idiot set fire to the towel spender in the bathroom in the 3rd floor. Someone saw the smoke and set of the fire alarm.

    The firefighters didn't come for almost 30 minutes because they figured it was a prank call and tried calling the school office but by the time they called everyone was already outside. So they send over a single police car to check first.

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Shortly after I graduated from my middle school somebody decided that it'd be fun to flick lighters in people's hair to burn just a little of it. It was great fun until they picked a girl who had just touched up her hair spray.

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