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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    did somebody just bait kosh into sperging over what looks to be be a stupid maxim article

    Weaver on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    A Maxim article about changing a female into a stereotype?

    I'm shocked. SHOCKED!

    Next they'll have ads with shit that claims to make women want you whether they really would or not!

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited May 2011
    should i or should i not lock this thread

    Whippy on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    should i or should i not lock this thread

    The more important question

    Should I or should I not have another beer

    Poorochondriac on
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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The answer to both the questions is Yes.

    B.C. on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well do you have another beer?

    Or can you buy another?

    If yes, then have another beer.

    One thing my mother taught me was, don't take drugs.

    You buy them.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    See, my mom taught me to never pay for drugs, but anything free? Aces.

    Poorochondriac on
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    wait isnt that 'cure a feminist' article a joke?
    the last line on that page is 'tell her to speak to the mike'
    isn't that a 'shut her up with your dick' joke?

    is it...is it real??

    Kusuguttai on
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    should i or should i not lock this thread

    yeah probs

    Beasteh on
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    no i need my answer!!

    Kusuguttai on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    wait isnt that 'cure a feminist' article a joke?
    the last line on that page is 'tell her to speak to the mike'
    isn't that a 'shut her up with your dick' joke?

    is it...is it real??

    It's a semi-joke where it's exaggerated but really the underlying motif is 'man some feminists need to lighten up'.

    I mean this IS the magazine that has started a new feature called 'Intern for a day' in which they hire a model to walk around the office in a bra and panties while they take pictures.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Joad Cressbeckler says leave the thread open.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsBRfmErTEA

    Two of my favorite videos

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyFH-a-XoQ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w056fHqGh0Y

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    wait isnt that 'cure a feminist' article a joke?
    the last line on that page is 'tell her to speak to the mike'
    isn't that a 'shut her up with your dick' joke?

    is it...is it real??

    It's a semi-joke where it's exaggerated but really the underlying motif is 'man some feminists need to lighten up'.

    I mean this IS the magazine that has started a new feature called 'Intern for a day' in which they hire a model to walk around the office in a bra and panties while they take pictures.
    fuck this gay earth

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    My old roommate had an entire drawer in the kitchen dedicated to back issues of Maxim magazines

    He would also sleep-walk when he drank too much, and would piss on the floor when sleep-walking.

    So

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    hey pooro you're a cool guy!
    keep bein rad, guy!

    Kusuguttai on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I think you might be sarcasticing me, Thomas

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    no one has ever called me that on the forums and its kind of really odd to see it

    (i was not being sarcastic)
    (also? not bein' soberrr)

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sobriety's for badass-forty-five-year-old-former-truckers and also pussies.

    Poorochondriac on
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    that's quite a disparity there buddy

    quite a disparity indeed

    Kusuguttai on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    See, my mom taught me to never pay for drugs, but anything free? Aces.
    Does the same rule apply for sex?

    Blake T on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    See, my mom taught me to never pay for drugs, but anything free? Aces.
    Does the same rule apply for sex?

    Well duh

    Poorochondriac on
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    i had to pay for drugs tonight
    all my tips, gone, on a bagful of shrooms. fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

    Kusuguttai on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It seems I missed my chance to try E because all the druggies I know only know pot dealers now.

    Maybe if I befriend some ravers.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i had to pay for drugs tonight
    all my tips, gone, on a bagful of shrooms. fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

    Shrooms are a lot of fun. So at least it was money well spent.

    Poorochondriac on
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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i had to pay for drugs tonight
    all my tips, gone, on a bagful of shrooms. fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

    you eat the tips first and then the stems?

    Monkeyfeet on
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i had to pay for drugs tonight
    all my tips, gone, on a bagful of shrooms. fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

    Shrooms are a lot of fun. So at least it was money well spent.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--tANWkwFzc&feature=related

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That looks suspciously anime-y

    I ain't clickin' play

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    but it's from cowboy bebop!!!

    the episode where they're all on shrooms!!!!!!

    crwth on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Cowboys are alright, and I've been known to bebop from time to time, but I don't know if I can trust the confluence of those two things

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i don't wanna start an anime discussion here...

    so i won't!

    crwth on
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    woop woo..aw

    Beasteh on
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    wait isnt that 'cure a feminist' article a joke?
    the last line on that page is 'tell her to speak to the mike'
    isn't that a 'shut her up with your dick' joke?

    is it...is it real??

    It's a semi-joke where it's exaggerated but really the underlying motif is 'man some feminists need to lighten up'.

    I mean this IS the magazine that has started a new feature called 'Intern for a day' in which they hire a model to walk around the office in a bra and panties while they take pictures.
    fuck this gay earth

    Best way to turn it straight.

    /Maxim

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    man that cure a feminist article was absolutely terrifying

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Some fuck who runs an advice column in a mag like that once said that a reader should slash his girlfriend's face

    If it was a joke, it was a pathetically unfunny and misognyistic one

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I went to a party the other night and it turned out to be a misogynistic nightmare. I can't believe I stayed for almost 8 hours but my fucking buddy lived there and I said I'd chill.

    Reading that article is giving me horrible flashbacks

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This is one of my favorite onion articles

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/rc-cola-celebrates-10th-purchase,1674/

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    People say some horrible things and no one bats an eyelid, but what really confounds me is when guys talk such utter shit in front of their wives/girlfriends/sisters/mothers

    Do you... do you want your significant others to know you're a douchebag

    P.S. editor's note: misognyistic is like misogynistic+

    It is not a spelling mistake despite evidence to contrary, it is a widely recognised term but someone vandalised Wikipedia and it's not there anymore

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I love that people are so stupid.

    Oh now we're talking about something else whoops

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh nooooooo! They blocked The Onion at work! At it happened some time in the past three days D:

    Edit: Also, I never understood the Web Filter category of "Mature Content" when applied to the workplace. Are there little kids running around the office that they don't want to see bad words? I think they should try and make sense, and could categorize it as "You're attempting to waste your company's time. Get back to work"

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Guessing they probably just bought some generalized web filter software

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