New Comic Thread Monday, May 23

ZeroCow

I looked for a thread and didn't see one. I'm sure I'm just blind.

CrossBuster

God, that face.

Squall

wanna see all those comments

Kuribo's Shoe

the sad thing is, if he actually put up that page, I bet it would get at least halfway.

godmode

That's the face of a future millionaire.

Sticks

Oh man, this reminds me of the time a couple years back when I hooked up with Gabe.

What? No, I sold my car because it's bad for the environment. Plus walking is healthy.

Butters

jagging off to this comic

Lord Dave

Great now everybody will be doing this
Thanks for ruining it for those of us who aren't already millionaires

kingworks

Is it bad that I considered doing this very thing? >_>"

MViking

The sad part is if he did have this page it would make several thousands of dollars.

Raijin Quickfoot

I should make one of these to help me pay for moving expenses. EVERYONE CHIP IN A DOLLAR!

Hunter

We could do a forum auction again, raise over 10k, and claim to have had an orgy with him.

Cargo Culture

kingworks wrote: »

Is it bad that I considered doing this very thing? >_>"

If you're going to do it, do it on indiegogo.com. With Kickstarter, if the pledge threshold isn't reached, you don't get your moneys. With Indiegogo, it doesn't matter if it doesn't pull in what you want. You get to keep it anyway.

e: I should clarify that I'm not actually endorsing this, merely explaining that if someone were to do it, they wouldn't find much success on Indiegogo.

ThreeCubed

Hunter wrote: »

We could do a forum auction again, raise over 10k, and claim to have had an orgy with him.

"tons and tons of rubbers"

Butters

kingworks wrote: »

Is it bad that I considered doing this very thing? >_>"

Panhandling is generally frowned upon, yes.

Kagera

Margarazzi wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

We could do a forum auction again, raise over 10k, and claim to have had an orgy with him.

"tons and tons of rubbers"

Only the best for Gabe orgies.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/lap_of_luxury_WPnjtnY5In8mCBXnQbLrYM

Using data from a Kinsey Institute study that estimates that 18-to 29-year-olds have sex on average 112 times per year, that means it would cost $520 to protect yourself with Naked condoms, as opposed to roughly $112 for the same number of Trojans.

Naked condoms use latex that is thinner and softer than the latex used in other brands' "ultra thin" condoms. They feature a hypoallergenic lubrication that is 10 times slicker and more expensive than the standard lube and an easy-tear wrapper with six layers of foil that took the company three years to develop.

Peccavi

Birthday Comic!

Kagera wrote: »

Margarazzi wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

We could do a forum auction again, raise over 10k, and claim to have had an orgy with him.

"tons and tons of rubbers"

Only the best for Gabe orgies.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/lap_of_luxury_WPnjtnY5In8mCBXnQbLrYM

Using data from a Kinsey Institute study that estimates that 18-to 29-year-olds have sex on average 112 times per year, that means it would cost $520 to protect yourself with Naked condoms, as opposed to roughly $112 for the same number of Trojans.

Naked condoms use latex that is thinner and softer than the latex used in other brands' "ultra thin" condoms. They feature a hypoallergenic lubrication that is 10 times slicker and more expensive than the standard lube and an easy-tear wrapper with six layers of foil that took the company three years to develop.

And now I'm depressed.

Sweeney Tom

I love that face.

If that was an actual page, and the photo was that exact photo, I would give him every single cent to my name.

PiptheFair

Peccavi wrote: »

Birthday Comic!

Kagera wrote: »

Margarazzi wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

We could do a forum auction again, raise over 10k, and claim to have had an orgy with him.

"tons and tons of rubbers"

Only the best for Gabe orgies.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/lap_of_luxury_WPnjtnY5In8mCBXnQbLrYM

Using data from a Kinsey Institute study that estimates that 18-to 29-year-olds have sex on average 112 times per year, that means it would cost $520 to protect yourself with Naked condoms, as opposed to roughly $112 for the same number of Trojans.

Naked condoms use latex that is thinner and softer than the latex used in other brands' "ultra thin" condoms. They feature a hypoallergenic lubrication that is 10 times slicker and more expensive than the standard lube and an easy-tear wrapper with six layers of foil that took the company three years to develop.

And now I'm depressed.

seriously what

Sweeney Tom

Something's wrong with the universe.

Viscount Islands

Is that a lot or not

PiptheFair

that means the average person has sex every 3 days for 10 years

that seems off to me

Rehab

Maybe that number was actually attached to masturbation and now all their estimates are thrown off.

Viscount Islands

Rehab wrote: »

Maybe that number was actually attached to masturbation and now all their estimates are thrown off.

That means the average person masturbates every three days for 10 years.

That seems off to me.

Sweeney Tom

I was gonna say

Now if it said the average person masturbates 3 times a day every day for 10 years, that I could believe.

Turambar

PiptheFair wrote: »

that means the average person has sex every 3 days for 10 years

that seems off to me

People brag on research polls

Uriel

A study that says people lie about their sex life in studies.

Hunter

1 out of 1 scienticians named Hunter observe the same joke being made. Also gravity, unlike 0 out of 1 Munkus Beavers.

Druhim

Hunter wrote: »

1 out of 1 scienticians named Hunter observe the same joke being made. Also gravity, unlike 0 out of 1 Munkus Beavers.

ahahahahaha

Henroid

This is a quality comic.

Rehab

Viscount Islands wrote: »

Rehab wrote: »

Maybe that number was actually attached to masturbation and now all their estimates are thrown off.

That means the average person masturbates every three days for 10 years.

That seems off to me.

Standard deviation of two times going in either direction then.

iolo

I wish I'd seen the Cthulhu Saves the World kickstarter when it was live. I guess I'll just have to, you know, buy the game.

Centipede Damascus

can we talk about the Penny Arcade shoes in here

because I think I actually like how those shoes look quite a bit

Ten

I think I have enough Penny Arcade gear that I don't need to add shoes to it as well. But, unsurprisingly, they don't have them available in my size anyway! Stupid size 15 clown feet.

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

Yeah, these are actually pretty rad shoes that I would consider buying if I weren't so broke.

SabreMau

MichaelLC

At least Gabe should have ironed his shirt over the weekend.

Rehab

Glad they repainted though, that last look was kind of garish.

joshua1

Want to see dis.

If you were curious at all about the Bachelor Party I attended for our own Moff Fehlauer, I was surprised to learn that there were video cameras filming the event for a possible episode. To describe the proceedings as “luxuriant” would diminish them. At one point, I saw Kris Straub eat a pudding cup while seated in a hot tub. It was then that I realized that some essential aspect of our humanity had fallen away.

joshua1

Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens wrote: »

Yeah, these are actually pretty rad shoes that I would consider buying if I weren't so broke.

Almost the whole price again for shipping. Devastating.

Gaslight

Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens wrote: »

Yeah, these are actually pretty rad shoes that I would consider buying if I weren't so broke.

These are not so utterly ridiculous as I imagined when they first announced the idea.

Still would never wear them, though.