Morrissey's Grave

lostwords

Oh noes, will the celebrity deaths never stop?





Actually, no.

Mopey Moz hopes to rest in peace alongside Johnny Ramone


So who do you want to be buried next to when YOUR time comes?

DaySleeper

Sweet zombie Moses

Butters

Bury me next to my dead hooker.

Gafoto

Butters wrote:

Bury me next to my dead hookers.

Don't lie

GABBO GABBO GABBO

Chop me up and feed me to tigers.

tsplitter

Manifest wrote:

Chop me up and feed me to tigers.

why not have them fed to alligators who in turn get eaten by tigers

Obfleur

Bury me next to Defender.

Mathilda

Cremate me and throw my ashes into the face of some random passers-by.

DaySleeper

Mr.Leonheart wrote:

Cremate me and throw my ashes into the face of some random passers-by.

Better yet: Process your remains into some kind of pepper spray.

Gafoto

Just leave your stinking corpse hanging from a light pole somewhere in DC.

TankHammer

I want to be cremated and compacted into a diamond.
Then I want that diamond to be affixed to the tip of a rocket used to shoot down a cloned pterodactyl so that it falls into a pit of white tigers.

These are the things I desire, make them happen SE++. Only you are bad enough dudes.

Ashcroft

I'm going with cremation. I don't want some housing developer digging up my bones in 50 years so that he can build a fucking bungalow.

Seriously, fuck bungalows.

Defender

Butters wrote:

Bury me next to my dead hooker.

J...John Adams?

Stover

I'd like to be buried in Grant's Tomb.

Defender

Obfleur wrote:

Bury me next to Defender.

Wait what?

Pata

Defender wrote:

Obfleur wrote:

Bury me next to Defender.

Wait what?

[spoiler:de5bc583cc]He wants to have Zombie sex with you.[/spoiler:de5bc583cc]

Defender

Pata wrote:

Defender wrote:

Obfleur wrote:

Bury me next to Defender.

Wait what?

[spoiler:f62053aafd]He wants to have Zombie sex with you.[/spoiler:f62053aafd]

OK, but I already promised that to my girlfriend, contingent on me dying while we are married. I said I would rise from my coffin at the viewing and be like "BOOOOOOOO BEEEEEEEEEES" and attempt to have zombie sex with her.

This, unfortunately, isn't even something I'm making up right now. This is true.

Jennifer

emo death is so last season.

DaySleeper

Defender wrote:

Pata wrote:

Defender wrote:

Obfleur wrote:

Bury me next to Defender.

Wait what?

[spoiler:c947d4ac89]He wants to have Zombie sex with you.[/spoiler:c947d4ac89]

OK, but I already promised that to my girlfriend, contingent on me dying while we are married. I said I would rise from my coffin at the viewing and be like "BOOOOOOOO BEEEEEEEEEES" and attempt to have zombie sex with her.

This, unfortunately, isn't even something I'm making up right now. This is true.

You two have a pretty impressive relationship. My wife told me once that she had married me for my BRAAAAAAAAAAINSSS during a discussion about zombies.

Pata

Defender wrote:

Pata wrote:

Defender wrote:

Obfleur wrote:

Bury me next to Defender.

Wait what?

[spoiler:4341805898]He wants to have Zombie sex with you.[/spoiler:4341805898]

OK, but I already promised that to my girlfriend, contingent on me dying while we are married. I said I would rise from my coffin at the viewing and be like "BOOOOOOOO BEEEEEEEEEES" and attempt to have zombie sex with her.

This, unfortunately, isn't even something I'm making up right now. This is true.

O_o

What?

:?

I mean...

:winky:

lostwords

The only thing I worry about when it comes to zombie sex is what if your peen falls off inside her? And what if that part is still alive, pumping away and burrowing her to death?

Defender

lostwords wrote:

The only thing I worry about when it comes to zombie sex is what if your peen falls off inside her? And what if that part is still alive, pumping away and burrowing her to death?

Oh, don't worry. Mine's tiny and I lose it in like fifteen seconds.

What no I mean I'm macho! Yeah, that is a very real concern!

Quadrophenia

I'll bet you that even as a corpse, Morrissey will be really fucking good looking.

Cogliostro

Stover wrote:

I'd like to be buried in Grant's Tomb.

But doesn't it already have someone in it?


I'll be fucked if I can remember who, though.

tsplitter

Defender wrote:

lostwords wrote:

The only thing I worry about when it comes to zombie sex is what if your peen falls off inside her? And what if that part is still alive, pumping away and burrowing her to death?

Oh, don't worry. Mine's tiny and I lose it in like fifteen seconds.

What no I mean I'm macho! Yeah, that is a very real concern!

i would suggest the jaws of life









:winky:

Ronjon

can I be burried next to Lindburgh (however you spell it) under 30 feet of hawaiian rock on the back side of the island of maui? because if they weren't sure you were going crazy while you were alive, they'll know for sure once they see that your grave is 30 feet deep and going to be filled in with giant rocks.