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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It has become more of a thing around here that businesses that aren't visible from the main road will hire someone to carry a poster-sized sign or equivalent advertisement to the sidewalk to stand around and try to grab the attention of passing motorists.

    A new local bbq place has a dude with a sign that mostly reads "SMOKING HOT BUTTS"

    I don't plan on trying the place anytime soon.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That's a pretty dumb reason not to try a place.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    kaleedity wrote: »
    It has become more of a thing around here that businesses that aren't visible from the main road will hire someone to carry a poster-sized sign or equivalent advertisement to the sidewalk to stand around and try to grab the attention of passing motorists.

    A new local bbq place has a dude with a sign that mostly reads "SMOKING HOT BUTTS"

    I don't plan on trying the place anytime soon.

    I've seen that a lot. Apparently it is cheaper to hire some dude to stand around with the sign all day than it is to get a billboard or other advertisement.

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    That's a pretty dumb reason not to try a place.

    to be fair the part of town that it's in is not helping its case

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    hey

    hey is for horses

    squash

    squash is for people who are conscious of their health and want to eat a tasty vegetable.

    invocation

    now you're just being difficult.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Richy wrote: »
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    tired as well

    i think i might try to stay cozy in this [chat] today

    seems friendly
    Don't let the looks fool you. You let your guard down for one second, and this [chat] will be all about sticking things up other things' butts. Deep down, [chat]s are all the same. They're all about da butt.

    He's right. Just be on guard at all times.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I like seeing people holding goofy signs and wearing goofy costumes. I feel sorry for them in extreme weather, but it's usually some kid, so they must really want the cash.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    urahonky wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    tired as well

    i think i might try to stay cozy in this [chat] today

    seems friendly
    Don't let the looks fool you. You let your guard down for one second, and this [chat] will be all about sticking things up other things' butts. Deep down, [chat]s are all the same. They're all about da butt.

    He's right. Just be on guard at all times.

    This is [chat].
    Butts against the wall.

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    urahonky wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    tired as well

    i think i might try to stay cozy in this [chat] today

    seems friendly
    Don't let the looks fool you. You let your guard down for one second, and this [chat] will be all about sticking things up other things' butts. Deep down, [chat]s are all the same. They're all about da butt.

    He's right. Just be on guard at all times.

    protect my butt friend

    protect me

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    I like seeing people holding goofy signs and wearing goofy costumes. I feel sorry for them in extreme weather, but it's usually some kid, so they must really want the cash.

    My old apartment complex had someone doing this every day at 11am and 5pm. He would listen to music in the costume and just dance. Apparently he got a discount on his rent.

    But seriously normally places that do that are really bad. :P I've honestly never gone to a place that had a dancing kid in a costume that wasn't really bad. But YMMV, of course.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    tired as well

    i think i might try to stay cozy in this [chat] today

    seems friendly
    Don't let the looks fool you. You let your guard down for one second, and this [chat] will be all about sticking things up other things' butts. Deep down, [chat]s are all the same. They're all about da butt.

    He's right. Just be on guard at all times.

    protect my butt friend

    protect me

    Look I can't protect two butts at a time. I've got a handful myself!

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    we have gumby dancing outside our apartment

    i kinda feel bad for the person

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    HerrCron wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    tired as well

    i think i might try to stay cozy in this [chat] today

    seems friendly
    Don't let the looks fool you. You let your guard down for one second, and this [chat] will be all about sticking things up other things' butts. Deep down, [chat]s are all the same. They're all about da butt.

    He's right. Just be on guard at all times.

    This is [chat].
    Butts against the wall.

    Butts errywhere.

    urahonky on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    We're being way too welcoming to the new guy. We should stab him.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    That's a pretty dumb reason not to try a place.

    to be fair the part of town that it's in is not helping its case
    Black people?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    hey

    hey is for horses

    squash

    squash is for people who are conscious of their health and want to eat a tasty vegetable.

    No, squash is for young children wishing to consume concentrated orange flavoured juice.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    hey

    hey is for horses

    squash

    squash is for people who are conscious of their health and want to eat a tasty vegetable.

    No, squash is for young children wishing to consume concentrated orange flavoured juice.*

    *other flavours are also available.

    EDIT: though I now refer to this as diluting juice due to living in Scotland for too long. Still confuses me a little when I see on the sign at the supermarket "squash".

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    hey

    hey is for horses

    squash

    squash is for people who are conscious of their health and want to eat a tasty vegetable.

    invocation

    now you're just being difficult.

    bullets

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    New meat?

    Where?

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    feelin' lazy

    getting breakfast delivered

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    If it's a black part of town and it's barbecue or soul food, I promise you, the food will kill you for fat and calories but "not tasting good" will be absent from your list of complaints.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Son of a bitch. Of course it's going to be cloudless and warm on Sunday in Pittsburgh. I was hoping that it would fucking rain, but NOOOOOOOO I can't catch a break when it comes to these bullshit picnics.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ugh I seem to be losing my voice and be cursed with new and surprising problems that require more talking

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    We're being way too welcoming to the new guy. We should stab him.
    Stab him in da butt.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    now obama and the democrats are supporting the extension of the patriot act while fckin rand paul is one of the few people opposing the extension, i mean, fuck, whats wrong when i agree with fuckin rand paul

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Only a month and change left until our five year anniversary, and I'm pretty broke. Aahhhh!

    Anal sweetie. Anal.

    So what you're saying is I should buy a strapon.

    Yes!

    And I heard people were coming and I took my sweet ass time getting here.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    now obama and the democrats are supporting the extension of the patriot act while fckin rand paul is one of the few people opposing the extension, i mean, fuck, whats wrong when i agree with fuckin rand paul
    Well Paul is only opposing it because "durr durr all govment bad".

    What's the Dems' rationale for extending it?

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Richy wrote: »
    now obama and the democrats are supporting the extension of the patriot act while fckin rand paul is one of the few people opposing the extension, i mean, fuck, whats wrong when i agree with fuckin rand paul
    Well Paul is only opposing it because "durr durr all govment bad".

    What's the Dems' rationale for extending it?

    At this point I assume it's because it's been law for a while. Comedy option: To make the Republicans oppose it.

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    That's a pretty dumb reason not to try a place.

    to be fair the part of town that it's in is not helping its case
    Black people?

    it's kind of a mix in the area. The bbq place seems more like the white hub really. It's weird. I'll try it if I need anything in that area just to say I have. I'm just repulsed by food wordplay that sounds like a used cigarette advertisement.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It has to be a romantic strap on if it's a special occasion.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    At this point I assume it's because it's been law for a while. Comedy option: To make the Republicans oppose it.
    The comedy option actually makes sense as a strategy. Since the Pubs have dedicated themselves to mindlessly knee-jerkingly opposing anything and everything the Dems propose, the Dems should work on a permanent opposites-day platform then concede it all to the Pubs.

    "Well we opposed creating universal healthcare funded by eliminating the Bush tax cuts, but the Republicans twisted our arms on that one."

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    feelin' lazy

    getting breakfast delivered

    that is mad lazy

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    desc wrote: »
    It has to be a romantic strap on if it's a special occasion.

    You're like an hour late and we've already moved past this.

    Try and keep up desc! :P

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    feelin' lazy

    getting breakfast delivered

    Breakfast can't be delivered. Unless it's late enough to secretly be lunch?

    Dammit, we need details.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Way to post in the wrong chat thread, Will

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    But .. Thom just posted strapon advice ... I just want to make sure that the crass materialism of plastic dongs doesn't overshadow the importance of being romantic.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    urahonky wrote: »

    I gotta say, neckties look good on women.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Richy wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    At this point I assume it's because it's been law for a while. Comedy option: To make the Republicans oppose it.
    The comedy option actually makes sense as a strategy. Since the Pubs have dedicated themselves to mindlessly knee-jerkingly opposing anything and everything the Dems propose, the Dems should work on a permanent opposites-day platform then concede it all to the Pubs.

    "Well we opposed creating universal healthcare funded by eliminating the Bush tax cuts, but the Republicans twisted our arms on that one."

    I'd love it to be the case too. But I'm guessing the Republicans are mostly going to turtle up and avoid taking any stances for a little bit. Which in my mind makes it a great time to really push them.

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