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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    SiG's dating short guys?

    I'll alert the dwarf community.

    Tell them to bring lots of ale!

    Silas Brown on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    and SiG posts what is undoubtedly a dubstep song liked only by white college kids who lost their virginity at the age of 21 and have taken far too much ADHD medication because they had really good insurance growing up

    So....a dub step song?

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    SiG come to the darkside and enjoy the pleasures of the shorter men. Yes....it begins.

    Also glad that you have something cool set up even if one guy backed out.

    Like knowing that looking you in the eye is giving them a neck cramp, or at least that's what they say to justify staring at your tits. Or known you'll always have to reach the stuff on the top shelf but will they ever get things from the bottom self for you? No....

    Thomamelas on
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    what a weird world

    cass posts a song I like

    and SiG posts what is undoubtedly a dubstep song liked only by white college kids who lost their virginity at the age of 21 and have taken far too much ADHD medication because they had really good insurance growing up

    hehe

    wub wub wub

    So It Goes on
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    Ah yes, ye olde "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" argument being used in Swedish politics. Again.

    That argument falls apart completely by pointing out that I'm not the one that gets to decide if I'm trying to hide anything.

    Echo on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i wouldnt have stood you up sig

    /white knight

    it's cool

    got a date with parkour dude tonight I think

    who is slightly shorter than me

    EVERYONE HEAR THAT

    so when you realize he intends to kill you it will be tougher to get away

    Gooey on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    @preach: nah, I never took much medication growing up. My mom has been a nurse for like 30 years, where she formed the view that the human body bounces back from anything with a healthy dose of antibiotics and OTC painkillers. Seriously, pretty much every ailment I had growing up as a kid was "just take some tylenol."

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    he's not that short, and you could grate cheese on his abs

    So It Goes on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    time for wow

    85 tonight!

    Arivia on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    SiG come to the darkside and enjoy the pleasures of the shorter men. Yes....it begins.

    Also glad that you have something cool set up even if one guy backed out.

    Like knowing that looking you in the eye is giving them a neck cramp, or at least that's what they say to justify staring at your tits. Or known you'll always have to reach the stuff on the top shelf but will they ever get things from the bottom self for you? No....

    Feel the hate of us hobbit like folk. There is our fat fingered beady eyed hate focusing on you Thom. Can you feel it?

    Mazzyx on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Inquisitor on
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Gooey wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i wouldnt have stood you up sig

    /white knight

    it's cool

    got a date with parkour dude tonight I think

    who is slightly shorter than me

    EVERYONE HEAR THAT

    so when you realize he intends to kill you it will be tougher to get away

    in an urban environment, yes!

    So It Goes on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh shit I just saw the coolest Batman Easter Egg thing on reddit ever.

    The Joker

    Mark Hamill

    MARK HAMILL

    MARKHAMILL

    Ludious on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    he's not that short, and you could grate cheese on his abs

    Shallow It Goes.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    hah, now major lazer I like

    one of his rappers lives in my hood

    Podly on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    he's not that short, and you could grate cheese on his abs

    That's a bizzare evolutionary deviation.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    He's a parkour dude. He'd just take that as a climbing challenge.

    There's a mount joke in here.

    It works both ways. Both the :winky: and the mental image of the guy leaping over her and screaming "Parkour, parkour, parkour!"

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    he's not that short, and you could grate cheese on his abs

    Shallow It Goes.

    people can be beautiful on the outside too Kagera!!

    So It Goes on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    one of his rappers lives in my hood

    One of my friends got a rodent in his hood.

    Tore the shit out of his engine.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    he's not that short, and you could grate cheese on his abs

    That's a bizzare evolutionary deviation.

    Soon they'll be like "if graternids evolved from humans, then why are there still humans?"

    Silas Brown on
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRvWaUTWihI

    ahh

    this makes things suck less

    Elendil on
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    what's the deal with L.A. Noire overheating PS triples?

    I'm on the first mission and my fans just went crazy.

    DasUberEdward on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    SiG come to the darkside and enjoy the pleasures of the shorter men. Yes....it begins.

    Also glad that you have something cool set up even if one guy backed out.

    Like knowing that looking you in the eye is giving them a neck cramp, or at least that's what they say to justify staring at your tits. Or known you'll always have to reach the stuff on the top shelf but will they ever get things from the bottom self for you? No....

    Feel the hate of us hobbit like folk. There is our fat fingered beady eyed hate focusing on you Thom. Can you feel it?

    I would but short people hate is only like half of tall person hate.

    Thomamelas on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    he's not that short, and you could grate cheese on his abs

    Shallow It Goes.

    people can be beautiful on the outside too Kagera!!

    I think Abe Lincoln said something about you can be beautiful on the inside all the time, or beautiful on the outside all the time, but you can't be beautiful on the inside and outside all the time.

    Yeah that sounds like Lincoln.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Oh shit I just saw the coolest Batman Easter Egg thing on reddit ever.

    The Joker

    Mark Hamill

    MARK HAMILL

    MARKHAMILL

    ishitbrix

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    There is absolutely no reason for a person to leave a voicemail when they are perfectly capable of sending a text.


    none

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Pretty sure the girl I went hiking with yesterday wants to be a trophy wife, or as she called it a "kept wife."

    It's kind of soured my feelings towards her.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    SiG's dating short guys?

    I'll alert the dwarf community.

    I wonder show she feels about masterwork engravings of cheese.

    RiemannLives on
    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Beauty is only skin deep is just something ugly people say.

    Thom I'm remembering these short jokes and I'm getting my machete ready for rwanda 2 electric boogalo.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    Portal 2 OST gooooood.

    Echo on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    so at which point in a date does cheese grating come in


    you'll have to forgive me, I'm not very familiar with that sort of thing

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    what's the deal with L.A. Noire overheating PS triples?

    I'm on the first mission and my fans just went crazy.

    yeah it froze up on me after about 45 minutes

    So It Goes on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    SiG come to the darkside and enjoy the pleasures of the shorter men. Yes....it begins.

    Also glad that you have something cool set up even if one guy backed out.

    Like knowing that looking you in the eye is giving them a neck cramp, or at least that's what they say to justify staring at your tits. Or known you'll always have to reach the stuff on the top shelf but will they ever get things from the bottom self for you? No....

    Feel the hate of us hobbit like folk. There is our fat fingered beady eyed hate focusing on you Thom. Can you feel it?

    I would but short people hate is only like half of tall person hate.

    Smell that smoke? That is the wee people brigade lighting your shows on fire. We can't reach higher than you knees. So we figure burning your shoelaces is the best we can do. Fear us!

    Mazzyx on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    There is absolutely no reason for a person to leave a voicemail when they are perfectly capable of sending a text.


    none

    What if they wanted to sing you a little song?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    so at which point in a date does cheese grating come in


    you'll have to forgive me, I'm not very familiar with that sort of thing

    you see Nerd, when a boy and girl love each other very much...

    So It Goes on
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    he's not that short, and you could grate cheese on his abs

    Shallow It Goes.

    people can be beautiful on the outside too Kagera!!

    I think Abe Lincoln said something about you can be beautiful on the inside all the time, or beautiful on the outside all the time, but you can't be beautiful on the inside and outside all the time.

    Yeah that sounds like Lincoln.

    Yeah but Lincoln was tall as fuck so your point is moot.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    so at which point in a date does cheese grating come in


    you'll have to forgive me, I'm not very familiar with that sort of thing

    How else do you think people cured yeast infections before modern medicine?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    he's not that short, and you could grate cheese on his abs

    Shallow It Goes.

    people can be beautiful on the outside too Kagera!!

    I think Abe Lincoln said something about you can be beautiful on the inside all the time, or beautiful on the outside all the time, but you can't be beautiful on the inside and outside all the time.

    Yeah that sounds like Lincoln.

    sure you can

    So It Goes on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also, saying "I can get into" reminded me of one of my favorite tim and eric sketches

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Wp9dICOoA

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