It's Joe Pesci's Birthday

redimpulse

Happy birthday Tommy!

Also, it's mrpaku's birthday today. He is good people. We had drinks last night and he kicked my ass at pool. But I did kick his ass at Deer Hunter, thus proving I'm the better redneck.

Happy birthday mrpaku!

Poorochondriac

redimpulse wrote:

Happy birthday Tommy!

Also, it's mrpaku's birthday today. He is good people. We had drinks last night and he kicked my ass at pool. But I did kick his ass at Deer Hunter, thus proving I'm the better redneck.

Happy birthday mrpaku!

Happy birthday, mrpaku.

Also, I find joe Pesci to be a very underrated actor. His performance in Raging Bull was outstanding, but hardly anybody seems to talk about it much.

SeñorAmor

My Cousin Vinny starred a super-hot Marissa Tomei.

mrpaku

:oops:

thank you, guys!

AHH!

how old is Joe Pesci?

redimpulse

Joe is 64 this year.

TankHammer

AWESOME!

dush

rock on, mrpaku

mrpaku

i got to start off my birthday by finding an envelope tucked behind my wiper blade from the ex i haven't seen for eight months

so i guess this is a good place to thank her creepy stalker ass, too

wombat

SeñorAmor wrote:

My Cousin Vinny starred a super-hot Marissa Tomei.

at first when I saw that movie I was channel surfing and it was on Comedy Central. I was like "Hm... Joe Pesci plays a really bad lawyer defending this case and OH MY GOD MARISSA TOMEI"

Darth Waiter

mrpaku wrote:

i got to start off my birthday by finding an envelope tucked behind my wiper blade from the ex i haven't seen for eight months

so i guess this is a good place to thank her creepy stalker ass, too

You should be able to con her into some birthday anal sex. Oh, and Happy Birthday, my less-evil-twin.

mrpaku

Darth Waiter wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

i got to start off my birthday by finding an envelope tucked behind my wiper blade from the ex i haven't seen for eight months

so i guess this is a good place to thank her creepy stalker ass, too

You should be able to con her into some birthday anal sex. Oh, and Happy Birthday, my less-evil-twin.

thanks man!

and god, don't tempt me, my willpower is stretched thin enough as it is

Mattie

Joe Pesci's best movie was Gone Fishin'.


By far.

Raijin Quickfoot

Joe Pesci was the shit in Casino.

"Don't fuck with me, Al! Don't make a fuck out of me! You want to embarrass me and make a fool out of me? You didn't gamble? Tell me you gambled the fuckin' money, I'll give you the fuckin' money to put the fuckin' heat on! Did you gamble? Huh?"

Butters

I like Joe Pesci a lot. He taped back together that picture of the pope Sinead O'Connor tore up and said he'd belt her if he ever saw her on SNL. It was pretty awesome. That whole episode was actually.

sarukun

Happy Birthday, Paku.



Joe Pesci is a damn fine actor, and I will ninja kick anybody who doesn't agree.


Fuck sinead O'Conner.

naporeon

Happy birthday, Paku.

And Darth, it's too bad that you won't be up here for my birthday. We could have a sort of "get drunk and punchy" preseason, as it were, in preparation for PAX.

Druhim

Happy birfday Paku! I will totally drink a beer or a g&t in your honor tonight.

Ubik

Joe Pesci is alright, I guess.


Happy Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary to whoever Paku is.

Volucrisus Aedrius

I love Joe Pesci.

"A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night."

Monkeybomb

Man, thread asplosion.

Happy birthday, Joe mrpaku

Garlic Bread

sarukun wrote:

Fuck sinead O'Conner.

Woah

woah

you're the real enemy, pal

designMcGee

happy birthday, paku.

sarukun

Keith wrote:

sarukun wrote:

Fuck sinead O'Conner.

Woah

woah

you're the real enemy, pal

Lemme get you a polariod to tear up on National Television so you can make the whole episode kind of weird and make everyone uncomfortable.

Stale

"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. "



Joe

TheySlashThem

I don't worship God, I worship the Sun.

You know why? I can see the Sun.

But... I don't pray to the Sun. Oh no.

You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci.

That motherfucker looks like he'll get in there with a baseball bat and get shit done.

sarukun

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

I don't worship God, I worship the Sun.

You know why? I can see the Sun.

But... I don't pray to the Sun. Oh no.

You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci.

That motherfucker looks like he'll get in there with a baseball bat and get shit done.

One of many awesome bits by Comedian George Carlin.


As opposed to Random, Angry Dude With a Microphone George Carlin.

TheySlashThem

sarukun wrote:

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

I don't worship God, I worship the Sun.

You know why? I can see the Sun.

But... I don't pray to the Sun. Oh no.

You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci.

That motherfucker looks like he'll get in there with a baseball bat and get shit done.

One of many awesome bits by Comedian George Carlin.


As opposed to Random, Angry Dude With a Microphone George Carlin.

Butters

"Four groups that gotta go" has been one of my favorites of his for a while.

sarukun

Butters wrote:

"Four groups that gotta go" has been one of my favorites of his for a while.

Dunno if I know that one.