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The Stabbing Is Love...

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    i would beat that kid's ass for stabbing me

    Cause and effect Knob. He wouldn't stab if they didn't attack him first.

    Hunter on
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gimme your lunch money, bitch.

    *STAB*

    Haha, now you're going to jail.

    Do I get to be someone's bitch?

    Yes. They call him No-lube Pete.

    I'm going to live the dream.

    Don't forget to call him sir.

    SeñorAmor on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    ... my entire post...
    you're fucking retarded
    Excellent contribution.
    I actually agree with him. Your comment about only working 60 days a year is pretty fucking retarded. Can you figure out why?

    Druhim on
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  • Marblehead JohnsonMarblehead Johnson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    My theory is if you don't want to be stabbed by a scared 6th grader don't start punching one. The kid did what he needed to do to stop from being targeted, and nobody can really blame him for that. Turning a blind eye to bullying in 6th grade leads to HS kids who take a shotgun to school after years of putting up with some asshole who peaks at 16 and is the king shit of 12th grade.
    A-fucking-men. Sometimes a quick burst of violence is all it takes. I was bullied my whole life up until grade 10... at which point I gave one of the main kids a concussion by repeatedly ramming his skull into a metal locker. The principal was smiling when he suspended me, and for some reason, no-one bugged me again! Yay!

    But it doesn't always work. Sometimes it just makes the bullies worse.... and it all sort of starts to suck more from there.

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I find it more than a little disconcerting that these kids had previously beat up this kid before, and nothing was done to stop it.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    i would beat that kid's ass for stabbing me

    Cause and effect Knob. He wouldn't stab if they didn't attack him first.
    I CAN SEE FOREVER

    also, Dru, if he doesn't get it now, he won't

    PiptheFair on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    you know what's a better idea than stabbing somebody

    kicking them in the fucking stones and getting a cop or friends

    You're trying to rationalize an irrational moment. This kid felt as if there was no avenue besides stabbing. That's pretty fucked up. Where are the teachers, parents, officials, etc to say "hey, we may have an issue with students attacking each other".

    Hunter on
  • JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    i would beat that kid's ass for stabbing me

    violence begets violence

    I would just make fun of the kid. tell him that his parents don't want him and that he should run away and join the cirus. I would tell him he would be good there because they always have freak shows and as ugly as he is, he would fit right in.

    Jennifer on
  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    A friend of mine that's a teacher told me that most fights in public school are treated as assault cases these days. Add a knife to the mix and it's not that surprising really.

    denihilist on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    you know what's a better idea than stabbing somebody

    kicking them in the fucking stones and getting a cop or friends

    You're trying to rationalize and irrational moment. This kid felt as if there was no avenue besides stabbing. That's pretty fucked up. Where are the teachers, parents, officials, etc to say "hey, we may have an issue with students attacking each other".
    except he brought a fucking knife with him

    he didn't grab a rock on the ground or some rebar

    he had the fucking mental stability to open his bag, reach in, and grab a fucking knife

    PiptheFair on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Gimme your lunch money, bitch.

    *STAB*

    Haha, now you're going to jail.

    Do I get to be someone's bitch?

    Yes. They call him No-lube Pete.

    I'm going to live the dream.

    Don't forget to call him sir.

    194407.jpg

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    "hey, we may have an issue with students attacking each other".

    Silly Hunter. Authority figures don't think like that; it's rational.

    Darth Waiter on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    Apparently self defense is a crock

    I'd like to hear the school report on what they did to stop him from getting maimed

    slicing up a guy for punching your head isn't exactly self defense

    No, but when there's like 3 asshats on your case, it's a pretty good deterrent.

    Meiz on
  • JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    ... my entire post...
    you're fucking retarded
    Excellent contribution.
    I actually agree with him. Your comment about only working 60 days a year is pretty fucking retarded. Can you figure out why?

    probably not.

    Jennifer on
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gimme your lunch money, bitch.

    *STAB*

    Haha, now you're going to jail.

    Do I get to be someone's bitch?

    Yes. They call him No-lube Pete.

    I'm going to live the dream.

    Don't forget to call him sir.

    194407.jpg

    He demands respect... and a lack of pants.

    SeñorAmor on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    but kids aren't people.

    how can they commit people crimes?

    Kadith on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kadith wrote:
    but kids aren't people.

    how can they commit people crimes?
    7^

    PiptheFair on
  • Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Uriel wrote:
    Well at least they aren't blaming it on a videogame.

    Yet. They still have to search his bedroom during the investigation and discover his copy of Cooking Mama.

    The filth they peddle our children.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Gimme your lunch money, bitch.

    *STAB*

    Haha, now you're going to jail.

    Do I get to be someone's bitch?

    Yes. They call him No-lube Pete.

    I'm going to live the dream.

    Don't forget to call him sir.

    194407.jpg

    He demands respect... and a lack of pants.

    I can provide both of those...in spades.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    you know what's a better idea than stabbing somebody

    kicking them in the fucking stones and getting a cop or friends

    You're trying to rationalize and irrational moment. This kid felt as if there was no avenue besides stabbing. That's pretty fucked up. Where are the teachers, parents, officials, etc to say "hey, we may have an issue with students attacking each other".
    except he brought a fucking knife with him

    he didn't grab a rock on the ground or some rebar

    he had the fucking mental stability to open his bag, reach in, and grab a fucking knife

    He felt as if arming himself to go to school was the only option to prevent another round of pound the 6th grader. That is not a normal mindset for an 11 year old. He should be playing pokemon and beginning to explore why his peen gets tingly looking at lingeri ads, not worrying about getting the fuck kicked out of him by kids two years older then him at school.

    Hunter on
  • JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    if I were in middle school now I would carry pepper spray. you can't be charged with attempted murder, unless the person has a pepper allergy.

    Jennifer on
  • dushdush Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jennifer wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    i would beat that kid's ass for stabbing me

    violence begets violence

    I would just make fun of the kid. tell him that his parents don't want him and that he should run away and join the cirus. I would tell him he would be good there because they always have freak shows and as ugly as he is, he would fit right in.

    alternatively you could not be an asshole

    dush on
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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gimme your lunch money, bitch.

    *STAB*

    Haha, now you're going to jail.

    Do I get to be someone's bitch?

    Yes. They call him No-lube Pete.

    I'm going to live the dream.

    Don't forget to call him sir.

    194407.jpg

    He demands respect... and a lack of pants.

    I can provide both of those...in spades.

    Well then. Time for you to grab your ankles.

    SeñorAmor on
  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Meiz wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Apparently self defense is a crock

    I'd like to hear the school report on what they did to stop him from getting maimed

    slicing up a guy for punching your head isn't exactly self defense

    No, but when there's like 3 asshats on your case, it's a pretty good deterrent.

    ...

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Jennifer wrote:
    if I were in middle school now I would carry pepper spray. you can't be charged with attempted murder, unless the person has a pepper allergy.
    That would be so fucking awesome. Pepper spray some dickhead and he almost dies from an allergic reaction.

    Druhim on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    [quote:071f431da2="SeñorAmor"]Gimme your lunch money, bitch.

    *STAB*

    Haha, now you're going to jail.

    Do I get to be someone's bitch?

    Yes. They call him No-lube Pete.

    I'm going to live the dream.

    Don't forget to call him sir.

    194407.jpg

    He demands respect... and a lack of pants.

    I can provide both of those...in spades.

    Well then. Time for you to grab your ankles.[/quote:071f431da2]

    Face down ass up? Is that the way he likes to fuck?

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  • JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    dush wrote:
    Jennifer wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    i would beat that kid's ass for stabbing me

    violence begets violence

    I would just make fun of the kid. tell him that his parents don't want him and that he should run away and join the cirus. I would tell him he would be good there because they always have freak shows and as ugly as he is, he would fit right in.

    alternatively you could not be an asshole

    where is the fun in that?

    Jennifer on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    you know what's a better idea than stabbing somebody

    kicking them in the fucking stones and getting a cop or friends

    You're trying to rationalize and irrational moment. This kid felt as if there was no avenue besides stabbing. That's pretty fucked up. Where are the teachers, parents, officials, etc to say "hey, we may have an issue with students attacking each other".
    except he brought a fucking knife with him

    he didn't grab a rock on the ground or some rebar

    he had the fucking mental stability to open his bag, reach in, and grab a fucking knife

    He felt as if arming himself to go to school was the only option to prevent another round of pound the 6th grader. That is not a normal mindset for an 11 year old. He should be playing pokemon and beginning to explore why his peen gets tingly looking at lingeri ads, not worrying about getting the fuck kicked out of him by kids two years older then him at school.
    so, because this kid is a an antisocial dick he should get away with stabbing people

    you know what I did whn I got bullied? I took martial arts for 7 years and also made a lot of friends
    a couple of football players cornering a dude will scare him nice real fast

    that or I fucking plowed somebody in the stones and they never bothered my ass again

    PiptheFair on
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    [quote:e5fe0b015e="Raijin Quickfoot"][quote:e5fe0b015e="SeñorAmor"]Gimme your lunch money, bitch.

    *STAB*

    Haha, now you're going to jail.

    Do I get to be someone's bitch?

    Yes. They call him No-lube Pete.

    I'm going to live the dream.

    Don't forget to call him sir.

    194407.jpg

    He demands respect... and a lack of pants.

    I can provide both of those...in spades.

    Well then. Time for you to grab your ankles.[/quote:e5fe0b015e]

    Face down ass up? Is that the way he likes to fuck?[/quote:e5fe0b015e]

    No-lube Pete will provide further details.

    SeñorAmor on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    quote pyramid

    PiptheFair on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jennifer wrote:
    if I were in middle school now I would carry pepper spray. you can't be charged with attempted murder, unless the person has a pepper allergy.

    When I was in high school in the middle 90's, we had a kid who got expelled for macing two separate hallways between classes. I think they brought his ass up on criminal mischief charges, but I know that they nailed him for assault because several students had asthma and ended up in the hospital.

    Darth Waiter on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Would would be a good deterent is for the teacher to have the right to beat the shit out of bullies in front of the school. Show them what it's like for a big person to fuck up a little person.

    I'm teaching my son a few lessons in life, and one is to not let people bully you. No matter what, if it comes down to it pick the biggest guy and hit him with whatever you can as hard as you can. Even if you lose show them you're not an easy target. If you take shit in 6th grade, you'll be taking shit for life. That's no way to live.

    Hunter on
  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    you know what's a better idea than stabbing somebody

    kicking them in the fucking stones and getting a cop or friends

    You're trying to rationalize and irrational moment. This kid felt as if there was no avenue besides stabbing. That's pretty fucked up. Where are the teachers, parents, officials, etc to say "hey, we may have an issue with students attacking each other".
    except he brought a fucking knife with him

    he didn't grab a rock on the ground or some rebar

    he had the fucking mental stability to open his bag, reach in, and grab a fucking knife

    He felt as if arming himself to go to school was the only option to prevent another round of pound the 6th grader. That is not a normal mindset for an 11 year old. He should be playing pokemon and beginning to explore why his peen gets tingly looking at lingeri ads, not worrying about getting the fuck kicked out of him by kids two years older then him at school.
    so, because this kid is a an antisocial dick he should get away with stabbing people

    you know what I did whn I got bullied? I took martial arts for 7 years and also made a lot of friends
    a couple of football players cornering a dude will scare him nice real fast

    that or I fucking plowed somebody in the stones and they never bothered my ass again

    You and Defender should duel.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DaySleeper wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    you know what's a better idea than stabbing somebody

    kicking them in the fucking stones and getting a cop or friends

    You're trying to rationalize and irrational moment. This kid felt as if there was no avenue besides stabbing. That's pretty fucked up. Where are the teachers, parents, officials, etc to say "hey, we may have an issue with students attacking each other".
    except he brought a fucking knife with him

    he didn't grab a rock on the ground or some rebar

    he had the fucking mental stability to open his bag, reach in, and grab a fucking knife

    He felt as if arming himself to go to school was the only option to prevent another round of pound the 6th grader. That is not a normal mindset for an 11 year old. He should be playing pokemon and beginning to explore why his peen gets tingly looking at lingeri ads, not worrying about getting the fuck kicked out of him by kids two years older then him at school.
    so, because this kid is a an antisocial dick he should get away with stabbing people

    you know what I did whn I got bullied? I took martial arts for 7 years and also made a lot of friends
    a couple of football players cornering a dude will scare him nice real fast

    that or I fucking plowed somebody in the stones and they never bothered my ass again

    You and Defender should duel.
    man I haven't fucking fought in years, not to mention i'm way too tight

    PiptheFair on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think everyone is forgetting a major point here.


    All parties involved were retarded

    because all kids are retarded.


    facts of life here people

    facts of life

    Kadith on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    [quote:8ae64d7293="SeñorAmor"][quote:8ae64d7293="Raijin Quickfoot"][quote:8ae64d7293="SeñorAmor"]Gimme your lunch money, bitch.

    *STAB*

    Haha, now you're going to jail.

    Do I get to be someone's bitch?

    Yes. They call him No-lube Pete.

    I'm going to live the dream.

    Don't forget to call him sir.

    194407.jpg

    He demands respect... and a lack of pants.

    I can provide both of those...in spades.

    Well then. Time for you to grab your ankles.[/quote:8ae64d7293]

    Face down ass up? Is that the way he likes to fuck?[/quote:8ae64d7293]

    No-lube Pete will provide further details.[/quote:8ae64d7293]

    Will it be in E-mail form.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    my friend's little brother brought a knife to school once

    when we asked him why he said it was because there were these girls who always made fun of his hair and his glasses so he was gonna teach them a lesson

    Knob on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    so maybe this kid already had the knife out and was gonna cut these guys because they made fun of his hair

    so they beat his ass


    these guys are heroes

    lets buy them a trophy

    Knob on
  • Marblehead JohnsonMarblehead Johnson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    so, because this kid is a an antisocial dick he should get away with stabbing people

    you know what I did whn I got bullied? I took martial arts for 7 years and also made a lot of friends
    a couple of football players cornering a dude will scare him nice real fast

    that or I fucking plowed somebody in the stones and they never bothered my ass again
    I'm not saying he should get away with stabbing people, but perhaps extenuating circumstances should absolve him of some of the blame of stabbing the people who have repeatedly physically abused him.

    You don't seem like the type to get bullied, but rather the type to be doing the bullying.

    Marblehead Johnson on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    my friend's little brother brought a knife to school once

    when we asked him why he said it was because there were these girls who always made fun of his hair and his glasses so he was gonna teach them a lesson

    Your friend needs to take his little brother to the side and teach him how to deliver a backhand. Puts a ho right in her place, everytime.

    Darth Waiter on
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