if it were off school grounds it would be considered self defense
negative, ghost rider
What? Since when was carrying a knife for self defense illegal as long as it's within the legal size?
stab a guy for punching you and see how far a self defense plea goes
also you don't know how big the knife was
you're using assumed information as a qualifier
strawman slippery slope debate terms lol
(am i playing d&d right)
My statements were made under the assumption that these guys intended to beat the shit out of him and possibly rob him. When someone is trying to rob you, there's a lot of leeway in self-defense pleas.
Go put your trenchcoat back on, listen to KMFDM and plan your fucking school shooting, because reasonable discussion is obviously above your ability.
Don't own a duster anymore, I don't like KMFDM, and I would not be so stupid as to fire a gun at another human being. You clearly don't know what it's like to be bullied, and be turned away by teachers, parents, and the police, so I fail to see why you're getting so involved in a conversation abot it.
Yeah, I clearly have no idea what it is like to actually have been forced into a fucking locker in seventh grade and held there for over an hour.
I also clearly have no idea what it is like to be the skinny D&D playing nerd at a hick school who regularly got punched in the fucking face and who went through four pairs of glasses in one school year because cocksucker rednecks would break them.
I also clearly have no idea what it is like to have gotten to the point where my only recourse was talking to the cops because the school administration refused to step in, and to have the cops come in, catch a kid assaulting me and have the kid arrested.
I also clearly have no idea what it is like to finally man up and fight a kid down at The Pipeline, where all the school fights took place, and get my ass beat but keep fighting anyway and finally having those cocksuckers move on to an easier target.
Clearly.
So how about this? How about you shut your ignorant fucking face, stop spouting off a bunch of bullshit like you've been doing in every other god-damned thread you've barged into, and just go anywhere the fuck else, because I'm god-damned tired of hearing your stupid crap.
How about that?
Rankenphile on
0
RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited February 2007
Also
Bludfart don't discriminate.
Even roadies need love, and that's what fat chicks are for.
Rankenphile on
0
HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited February 2007
I hope I get on this jury. This kids going home with some therapy and that's it. Again, if you don't want shit (stabbings), don't bring shit (beatings).
Even roadies need love, and that's what fat chicks are for.
Rank, that right there is discrimination. You're assigning the fatties to the roadies based on their lower status. That seems pretty discriminatory to me.
Seriously. After the attack, he should have whipped out his shlong and pissed on the dude's open wounds. Nothing says disrespect like pissing on a dude.
Go put your trenchcoat back on, listen to KMFDM and plan your fucking school shooting, because reasonable discussion is obviously above your ability.
Don't own a duster anymore, I don't like KMFDM, and I would not be so stupid as to fire a gun at another human being. You clearly don't know what it's like to be bullied, and be turned away by teachers, parents, and the police, so I fail to see why you're getting so involved in a conversation abot it.
Yeah, I clearly have no idea what it is like to actually have been forced into a fucking locker in seventh grade and held there for over an hour.
I also clearly have no idea what it is like to be the skinny D&D playing nerd at a hick school who regularly got punched in the fucking face and who went through four pairs of glasses in one school year because cocksucker rednecks would break them.
I also clearly have no idea what it is like to have gotten to the point where my only recourse was talking to the cops because the school administration refused to step in, and to have the cops come in, catch a kid assaulting me and have the kid arrested.
I also clearly have no idea what it is like to finally man up and fight a kid down at The Pipeline, where all the school fights took place, and get my ass beat but keep fighting anyway and finally having those cocksuckers move on to an easier target.
Clearly.
So how about this? How about you shut your ignorant fucking face, stop spouting off a bunch of bullshit like you've been doing in every other god-damned thread you've barged into, and just go anywhere the fuck else, because I'm god-damned tired of hearing your stupid crap.
How about that?
Let it out. Now the healing can begin.
I was doing it over PM so people don't have to put up with you. I was trying to be polite.
Go put your trenchcoat back on, listen to KMFDM and plan your fucking school shooting, because reasonable discussion is obviously above your ability.
Don't own a duster anymore, I don't like KMFDM, and I would not be so stupid as to fire a gun at another human being. You clearly don't know what it's like to be bullied, and be turned away by teachers, parents, and the police, so I fail to see why you're getting so involved in a conversation abot it.
Yeah, I clearly have no idea what it is like to actually have been forced into a fucking locker in seventh grade and held there for over an hour.
I also clearly have no idea what it is like to be the skinny D&D playing nerd at a hick school who regularly got punched in the fucking face and who went through four pairs of glasses in one school year because cocksucker rednecks would break them.
I also clearly have no idea what it is like to have gotten to the point where my only recourse was talking to the cops because the school administration refused to step in, and to have the cops come in, catch a kid assaulting me and have the kid arrested.
I also clearly have no idea what it is like to finally man up and fight a kid down at The Pipeline, where all the school fights took place, and get my ass beat but keep fighting anyway and finally having those cocksuckers move on to an easier target.
Clearly.
So how about this? How about you shut your ignorant fucking face, stop spouting off a bunch of bullshit like you've been doing in every other god-damned thread you've barged into, and just go anywhere the fuck else, because I'm god-damned tired of hearing your stupid crap.
How about that?
Let it out. Now the healing can begin.
I was doing it over PM so people don't have to put up with you. I was trying to be polite.
NOTE TO MARBLEHEAD: RANK ISN'T THE ONE WE'RE PUTTING UP WITH
Posts
My thoughts exactly.
NO FAT DUDES EITHER YOU SMELL BAD AND YOU ARE SCARING AWAY THE CHICKS MAN
Dismayed By Humanity Since 1992.
My statements were made under the assumption that these guys intended to beat the shit out of him and possibly rob him. When someone is trying to rob you, there's a lot of leeway in self-defense pleas.
Yeah, I clearly have no idea what it is like to actually have been forced into a fucking locker in seventh grade and held there for over an hour.
I also clearly have no idea what it is like to be the skinny D&D playing nerd at a hick school who regularly got punched in the fucking face and who went through four pairs of glasses in one school year because cocksucker rednecks would break them.
I also clearly have no idea what it is like to have gotten to the point where my only recourse was talking to the cops because the school administration refused to step in, and to have the cops come in, catch a kid assaulting me and have the kid arrested.
I also clearly have no idea what it is like to finally man up and fight a kid down at The Pipeline, where all the school fights took place, and get my ass beat but keep fighting anyway and finally having those cocksuckers move on to an easier target.
Clearly.
So how about this? How about you shut your ignorant fucking face, stop spouting off a bunch of bullshit like you've been doing in every other god-damned thread you've barged into, and just go anywhere the fuck else, because I'm god-damned tired of hearing your stupid crap.
How about that?
Bludfart don't discriminate.
Even roadies need love, and that's what fat chicks are for.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
I mean like "Sorry dude you can't be the singer"
Ever see pictures of Samson after Bruce Dickinson left for Maiden or pictures of Grim Reaper? Yeah.
Although, Billy Milano sort of rapes my point in the ass but anyway NO FAT CHICKS UNLESS YOU ARE HERE FOR ROADIES. LINE'S OVER THERE.
Rank, that right there is discrimination. You're assigning the fatties to the roadies based on their lower status. That seems pretty discriminatory to me.
PS No fat chicks.
Seriously. After the attack, he should have whipped out his shlong and pissed on the dude's open wounds. Nothing says disrespect like pissing on a dude.
this isn't a matter to discuss over PM
Let it out. Now the healing can begin.
I was doing it over PM so people don't have to put up with you. I was trying to be polite.
Dismayed By Humanity Since 1992.
put up with me?
You're becoming just like those fat chicks.
AWM AWM AWM NO HAM SHALL STAND IN MY WAY AWM AWM AWM
Because they have to
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
he's dreamy
lets carve each other's names into our chests OUT OF LOVE
it scratches up the kitchen floor, damn it
but you know what
if you rub a pork chop on your hog it gets even better
Goddamn this is easy shit people.
I tried that with chocolate pudding once but oh my god it just looked like dipping my wang in diarrhea
what if it's two dude and one is holding your arms
I mean .... do you give in and love fat chicks or not?
okay
whats the problem
where did he come from?
Marblehead Johnson would be a great character name in an 80s comedy
My problem was later kissing a chick that had no problem putting a wang covered in diarrhea in her mouth.
I'm kind of weird like that.
He'd be a shoe-shiner from the 30s that time traveled to the future to shine unfamiliar shoes
mormon
*wave knife around*
"Hey, you should stop beating my ass, because im brandishing a knife now"
Usually the threat of getting stabbed stops Joe Bully in his tracks.
Although make sure the teachers arent around still obv.
More like ITT: Marblehead learns the importance of lurking
that would have stopped them all, no problem