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The Stabbing Is Love...

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    MARBLEHEAD JOHNSON HAD A VERY HARD LIFE YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND SONOFABITCH I FORGOT MY MYSPACE PASSWORD

    Knob on
  • DeadshotDeadshot Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    MARBLEHEAD JOHNSON HAD A VERY HARD LIFE YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND SONOFABITCH I FORGOT MY MYSPACE PASSWORD

    My thoughts exactly.

    Deadshot on
    o ok
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    MARBLEHEAD JOHNSON HAD A VERY HARD LIFE YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND SONOFABITCH I FORGOT MY MYSPACE PASSWORD

    emo-owl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........4.JPG

    Grandaddy Delicious on
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think the kid could have taken it further.

    Meiz on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    NO FAT CHICKS

    NO FAT DUDES EITHER YOU SMELL BAD AND YOU ARE SCARING AWAY THE CHICKS MAN

    Homeless on
  • Marblehead JohnsonMarblehead Johnson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    MARBLEHEAD JOHNSON HAD A VERY HARD LIFE YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND SONOFABITCH I FORGOT MY MYSPACE PASSWORD

    emo-owl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........4.JPG
    Uhhh...... right.

    Marblehead Johnson on
    Magus` wrote: »
    It's human nature to derive meaning from that something that actually lacks it in order to suit your goals.

    Dismayed By Humanity Since 1992.
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    if it were off school grounds it would be considered self defense

    negative, ghost rider

    What? Since when was carrying a knife for self defense illegal as long as it's within the legal size?

    stab a guy for punching you and see how far a self defense plea goes

    also you don't know how big the knife was


    you're using assumed information as a qualifier

    strawman slippery slope debate terms lol

    (am i playing d&d right)

    My statements were made under the assumption that these guys intended to beat the shit out of him and possibly rob him. When someone is trying to rob you, there's a lot of leeway in self-defense pleas.

    Butters on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    you know what, I'm not doing this.

    Go put your trenchcoat back on, listen to KMFDM and plan your fucking school shooting, because reasonable discussion is obviously above your ability.
    Don't own a duster anymore, I don't like KMFDM, and I would not be so stupid as to fire a gun at another human being. You clearly don't know what it's like to be bullied, and be turned away by teachers, parents, and the police, so I fail to see why you're getting so involved in a conversation abot it.

    Yeah, I clearly have no idea what it is like to actually have been forced into a fucking locker in seventh grade and held there for over an hour.

    I also clearly have no idea what it is like to be the skinny D&D playing nerd at a hick school who regularly got punched in the fucking face and who went through four pairs of glasses in one school year because cocksucker rednecks would break them.

    I also clearly have no idea what it is like to have gotten to the point where my only recourse was talking to the cops because the school administration refused to step in, and to have the cops come in, catch a kid assaulting me and have the kid arrested.

    I also clearly have no idea what it is like to finally man up and fight a kid down at The Pipeline, where all the school fights took place, and get my ass beat but keep fighting anyway and finally having those cocksuckers move on to an easier target.

    Clearly.

    So how about this? How about you shut your ignorant fucking face, stop spouting off a bunch of bullshit like you've been doing in every other god-damned thread you've barged into, and just go anywhere the fuck else, because I'm god-damned tired of hearing your stupid crap.

    How about that?

    Rankenphile on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Also

    Bludfart don't discriminate.

    Even roadies need love, and that's what fat chicks are for.

    Rankenphile on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I hope I get on this jury. This kids going home with some therapy and that's it. Again, if you don't want shit (stabbings), don't bring shit (beatings).

    Hunter on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Also

    Bludfart don't discriminate.

    Even roadies need love, and that's what fat chicks are for.

    I mean like "Sorry dude you can't be the singer"

    Ever see pictures of Samson after Bruce Dickinson left for Maiden or pictures of Grim Reaper? Yeah.

    Although, Billy Milano sort of rapes my point in the ass but anyway NO FAT CHICKS UNLESS YOU ARE HERE FOR ROADIES. LINE'S OVER THERE.

    Homeless on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Also

    Bludfart don't discriminate.

    Even roadies need love, and that's what fat chicks are for.

    Rank, that right there is discrimination. You're assigning the fatties to the roadies based on their lower status. That seems pretty discriminatory to me.

    PS No fat chicks.

    Defender on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meiz wrote:
    I think the kid could have taken it further.

    Seriously. After the attack, he should have whipped out his shlong and pissed on the dude's open wounds. Nothing says disrespect like pissing on a dude.

    lostwords on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    god damn it marblehead if you want to talk, then fucking talk

    this isn't a matter to discuss over PM

    Rankenphile on
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  • Marblehead JohnsonMarblehead Johnson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you know what, I'm not doing this.

    Go put your trenchcoat back on, listen to KMFDM and plan your fucking school shooting, because reasonable discussion is obviously above your ability.
    Don't own a duster anymore, I don't like KMFDM, and I would not be so stupid as to fire a gun at another human being. You clearly don't know what it's like to be bullied, and be turned away by teachers, parents, and the police, so I fail to see why you're getting so involved in a conversation abot it.

    Yeah, I clearly have no idea what it is like to actually have been forced into a fucking locker in seventh grade and held there for over an hour.

    I also clearly have no idea what it is like to be the skinny D&D playing nerd at a hick school who regularly got punched in the fucking face and who went through four pairs of glasses in one school year because cocksucker rednecks would break them.

    I also clearly have no idea what it is like to have gotten to the point where my only recourse was talking to the cops because the school administration refused to step in, and to have the cops come in, catch a kid assaulting me and have the kid arrested.

    I also clearly have no idea what it is like to finally man up and fight a kid down at The Pipeline, where all the school fights took place, and get my ass beat but keep fighting anyway and finally having those cocksuckers move on to an easier target.

    Clearly.

    So how about this? How about you shut your ignorant fucking face, stop spouting off a bunch of bullshit like you've been doing in every other god-damned thread you've barged into, and just go anywhere the fuck else, because I'm god-damned tired of hearing your stupid crap.

    How about that?

    Let it out. Now the healing can begin.

    I was doing it over PM so people don't have to put up with you. I was trying to be polite.

    Marblehead Johnson on
    Magus` wrote: »
    It's human nature to derive meaning from that something that actually lacks it in order to suit your goals.

    Dismayed By Humanity Since 1992.
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    whew. since when did people avoid arguments here?

    AHH! on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    hahaha

    put up with me?

    Rankenphile on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    so about BLUD FART

    NO FAT CHICKS

    is that a good rule?
    Butthey give bomb head!

    Druhim on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rank, you realize that you're just becoming what you hate the most here, right?



    You're becoming just like those fat chicks.

    Monkeybomb on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Rank, you realize that you're just becoming what you hate the most here, right?



    You're becoming just like those fat chicks.

    AWM AWM AWM NO HAM SHALL STAND IN MY WAY AWM AWM AWM

    Rankenphile on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Homeless wrote:
    so about BLUD FART

    NO FAT CHICKS

    is that a good rule?
    Butthey give bomb head!

    Because they have to

    Hunter on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    i like putting up with rank

    he's dreamy



    lets carve each other's names into our chests OUT OF LOVE

    Knob on
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I hate putting up with Rank because whenever he comes over he puts my kitchen chair out on the porch and then the chair gets sand under it's feet.

    it scratches up the kitchen floor, damn it

    AHH! on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man what is with these D&D rejects today. They can't go argue over stupid shit somewhere else?

    Homeless on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    you know what, I'm not doing this.

    Go put your trenchcoat back on, listen to KMFDM and plan your fucking school shooting, because reasonable discussion is obviously above your ability.
    Don't own a duster anymore, I don't like KMFDM, and I would not be so stupid as to fire a gun at another human being. You clearly don't know what it's like to be bullied, and be turned away by teachers, parents, and the police, so I fail to see why you're getting so involved in a conversation abot it.

    Yeah, I clearly have no idea what it is like to actually have been forced into a fucking locker in seventh grade and held there for over an hour.

    I also clearly have no idea what it is like to be the skinny D&D playing nerd at a hick school who regularly got punched in the fucking face and who went through four pairs of glasses in one school year because cocksucker rednecks would break them.

    I also clearly have no idea what it is like to have gotten to the point where my only recourse was talking to the cops because the school administration refused to step in, and to have the cops come in, catch a kid assaulting me and have the kid arrested.

    I also clearly have no idea what it is like to finally man up and fight a kid down at The Pipeline, where all the school fights took place, and get my ass beat but keep fighting anyway and finally having those cocksuckers move on to an easier target.

    Clearly.

    So how about this? How about you shut your ignorant fucking face, stop spouting off a bunch of bullshit like you've been doing in every other god-damned thread you've barged into, and just go anywhere the fuck else, because I'm god-damned tired of hearing your stupid crap.

    How about that?

    Let it out. Now the healing can begin.

    I was doing it over PM so people don't have to put up with you. I was trying to be polite.
    NOTE TO MARBLEHEAD: RANK ISN'T THE ONE WE'RE PUTTING UP WITH

    Druhim on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    fat girls are awesome at giving head because they have to be



    but you know what



    if you rub a pork chop on your hog it gets even better

    Knob on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man if some dude at school is bullying you just punch him in the throat.

    Goddamn this is easy shit people.

    Weaver on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    fat girls are awesome at giving head because they have to be



    but you know what



    if you rub a pork chop on your hog it gets even better

    I tried that with chocolate pudding once but oh my god it just looked like dipping my wang in diarrhea

    Rankenphile on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    ITT: Marblehead realizes he's still the outcast that no one likes

    Druhim on
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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote:
    Man if some dude at school is bullying you just punch him in the throat.

    Goddamn this is easy shit people.

    what if it's two dude and one is holding your arms

    I mean .... do you give in and love fat chicks or not?

    Xaquin on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    fat girls are awesome at giving head because they have to be



    but you know what



    if you rub a pork chop on your hog it gets even better

    I tried that with chocolate pudding once but oh my god it just looked like dipping my wang in diarrhea

    okay


    whats the problem

    Knob on
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Who the fuck is marblehead

    where did he come from?

    AHH! on
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    AHH! wrote:
    Who the fuck is marblehead

    where did he come from?

    Marblehead Johnson would be a great character name in an 80s comedy

    Xaquin on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    fat girls are awesome at giving head because they have to be



    but you know what



    if you rub a pork chop on your hog it gets even better

    I tried that with chocolate pudding once but oh my god it just looked like dipping my wang in diarrhea

    okay


    whats the problem

    My problem was later kissing a chick that had no problem putting a wang covered in diarrhea in her mouth.

    I'm kind of weird like that.

    Rankenphile on
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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Xaquin44 wrote:
    AHH! wrote:
    Who the fuck is marblehead

    where did he come from?

    Marblehead Johnson would be a great character name in an 80s comedy

    He'd be a shoe-shiner from the 30s that time traveled to the future to shine unfamiliar shoes

    AHH! on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What are you, Rank

    mormon

    Monkeybomb on
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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    the trick with brandishing a knife is to
    *wave knife around*
    "Hey, you should stop beating my ass, because im brandishing a knife now"


    Usually the threat of getting stabbed stops Joe Bully in his tracks.


    Although make sure the teachers arent around still obv.

    Cerpin Taxt on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    ITT: Marblehead realizes he's still the outcast that no one likes

    More like ITT: Marblehead learns the importance of lurking

    Butters on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    kid should have just gotten one of the dudes in an armbar

    that would have stopped them all, no problem

    Rankenphile on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Someone already did that one.

    Monkeybomb on
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