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The Stabbing Is Love...

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    shit

    Rankenphile on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    shit
    rank i suggested multiple stones kicking fyi

    these people just don't get it

    PiptheFair on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hahaha oh man I was just debugging some stuff with my team and I missed this.

    Putting up with Rank?

    HAHAHAHAHA WHAT

    Defender on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Hahaha oh man I was just debugging some stuff with my team and I missed this.

    Putting up with Rank?

    HAHAHAHAHA WHAT

    he even PMed me that he was getting sick of me butting into threads he made when I had nothing to add

    Rankenphile on
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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rank's a rascal

    AHH! on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    AHH! wrote:
    rank's a rascal

    oh, you

    Rankenphile on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Hahaha oh man I was just debugging some stuff with my team and I missed this.

    Putting up with Rank?

    HAHAHAHAHA WHAT

    take it to pms, Defender

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    the trick with brandishing a knife is to
    *wave knife around*
    "Hey, you should stop beating my ass, because im brandishing a knife now"


    Usually the threat of getting stabbed stops Joe Bully in his tracks.


    Although make sure the teachers arent around still obv.
    Flaunting any weapon is a pretty stupid idea. You don't pull a firearm unless you intend to use it and you don't pull a knfe unless you need it. Your advice is all kinds of stupid.

    Druhim on
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  • MendozaMendoza Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    stupid awesome

    Mendoza on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    the trick with brandishing a knife is to
    *wave knife around*
    "Hey, you should stop beating my ass, because im brandishing a knife now"


    Usually the threat of getting stabbed stops Joe Bully in his tracks.


    Although make sure the teachers arent around still obv.
    Flaunting any weapon is a pretty stupid idea. You don't pull a firearm unless you intend to use it and you don't pull a knfe unless you need it. Your advice is all kinds of stupid.

    exactly fucking right.

    You never escalate a situation by brandishing a weapon unless you are fully prepared to use it, to suffer the consequences of using it, and even then only as a last recourse when all else fails. My point was that this kid had obviously not taken the other avenues available to him to solve the situation before he escalated it.

    Rankenphile on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    *Seriously, Marblehead. The only thing that I'm liking about you right now is that you have Bill Hicks as your avatar. I'm far from being the top dog around here and even I can tell you that you need to rein it in a little.

    *Please don't take offense to this poorly worded statement; I had a gigantic 32 oz. beer and half a burger for lunch.

    Darth Waiter on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Mendoza wrote:
    stupid awesome
    or is it awesomely stupid?
    *throws horns*

    Druhim on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    *Seriously, Marblehead. The only thing that I'm liking about you right now is that you have Bill Hicks as your avatar. I'm far from being the top dog around here and even I can tell you that you need to rein it in a little.

    *Please don't take offense to this poorly worded statement; I had a gigantic 32 oz. beer and half a burger for lunch.

    When I go home from work I am seriously gonna have me like 4 tallboys.

    Butters on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    oh wait

    this guy was talking serious?



    oh hahahaha

    oh goodness he missed the joke

    Knob on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I wonder what would have happened if the kid cut himself instead. Like his wrists, then try to hug them.

    Meiz on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    When I go home from work I am seriously gonna have me like 4 tallboys.

    Pussy. I had 6 on Tuesday night and a 12-pack on Wednesday. Granted, my liver is the size of my leg, but it offsets the weight of my massive phallus.

    p.s. I really need to slow the fuck down; 29 is starting to hurt at 6 am.

    Darth Waiter on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meiz wrote:
    I wonder what would have happened if the kid cut himself instead. Like his wrists, then try to hug them.

    then they'd have just beat him harder for being an emo fag.

    ascot on
  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    he just wanted to show them his pokemans.

    Why are they so unsympathetic towards his pokemans

    Cerpin Taxt on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    oh wait

    this guy was talking serious?



    oh hahahaha

    oh goodness he missed the joke
    WHOOPS.jpg

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    looking at this thread, I almost which I had gotten up at 9 am.

    But, apparently I would've had to put up with Rank!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    When I go home from work I am seriously gonna have me like 4 tallboys.

    Pussy. I had 6 on Tuesday night and a 12-pack on Wednesday. Granted, my liver is the size of my leg, but it offsets the weight of my massive phallus.

    p.s. I really need to slow the fuck down; 29 is starting to hurt at 6 am.

    It's a precursor before I switch to straight scotch. Believe it or not I am one of the best drinkers I know. I can hang with guys twice my size.

    Butters on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I am the worst drinker I know. If I'm not careful I drink like fat girls eat pie.

    Weaver on
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Hahaha oh man I was just debugging some stuff with my team and I missed this.

    Putting up with Rank?

    HAHAHAHAHA WHAT

    he even PMed me that he was getting sick of me butting into threads he made when I had nothing to add

    Everyone does that around here.

    SeñorAmor on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    It's a precursor before I switch to straight scotch. Believe it or not I am one of the best drinkers I know. I can hang with guys twice my size.

    About 5 years ago, I used to hang with this Glaswegian guy who was 6'4" and weighed about 240 lbs. One month after he and I first met, I was able to keep pace with his ass. Then he got diagnosed with diabeetus and now I have no one to keep pace with me.

    Darth Waiter on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    the trick with brandishing a knife is to
    *wave knife around*
    "Hey, you should stop beating my ass, because im brandishing a knife now"


    Usually the threat of getting stabbed stops Joe Bully in his tracks.


    Although make sure the teachers arent around still obv.
    Flaunting any weapon is a pretty stupid idea. You don't pull a firearm unless you intend to use it and you don't pull a knfe unless you need it. Your advice is all kinds of stupid.

    exactly fucking right.

    You never escalate a situation by brandishing a weapon unless you are fully prepared to use it, to suffer the consequences of using it, and even then only as a last recourse when all else fails. My point was that this kid had obviously not taken the other avenues available to him to solve the situation before he escalated it.

    I'm going to throw my agreement into this already-full-flavored pot of "weapons are for fighting, not for showing" stew.

    Defender on
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