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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    How do you destroy the sales department's productivity?
    Strippers at the pool.

    You work in a company of perv horndogs, and you guys do security camera stuff right?

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    How do you destroy the sales department's productivity?
    Strippers at the pool.

    I really thought the answer was frag grenades.

    See I was betting on Dragon and Ice type attacks.

    An invasion by the Mole People of Underside.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I would describe Arivia's taste as "eclectic." I don't like everything she does, but she has introduced me to some really cool stuff that I would not have known about otherwise.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    How do you destroy the sales department's productivity?
    Strippers at the pool.

    You work in a company of perv horndogs, and you guys do security camera stuff right?

    Yes. One of our internal PTZs happens to have an amazing view of the pool at one of the upscale hotels in the city.

    As for the rest of you:

    nerds1.jpg

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Has anyone from Dr. Drews Celebrity Trainwreck ever gotten better? I swear that guy is secretly jack kevorkian.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    How do you destroy the sales department's productivity?
    Strippers at the pool.

    I really thought the answer was frag grenades.

    Pftt.

    WELL IT WOULD

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    god guys

    I'm finding it really difficult to find 2011's club tunes.

    all the music I'm finding sucks

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I want to believe the guy who plays ogre is an erudite scholarly type.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    How do you destroy the sales department's productivity?
    Strippers at the pool.

    I really thought the answer was frag grenades.

    Pftt.

    WELL IT WOULD

    Not nearly as much as you'd think.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    god guys

    I'm finding it really difficult to find 2011's club tunes.

    all the music I'm finding sucks

    Then you've found 2011's club tunes.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    god guys

    I'm finding it really difficult to find 2011's club tunes.

    all the music I'm finding sucks

    Then you've found 2011's club tunes.

    shush now

    there's a lot of totally rad electro, house, and dubstep out there.

    I know it.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Has anyone from Dr. Drews Celebrity Trainwreck ever gotten better? I swear that guy is secretly jack kevorkian.

    He has a radio show that is pretty funny. They keep pairing him with this guy I've never heard of who gives the worst/best advice and they purposefully throw in some of the dumbest callers.

    Like this guy calls about his girlfriend who keeps getting pregnant. So Dr. Drew is going on about the importance of contraception and the co-host bursts in "SHE CAN'T GET PREGNANT WHEN YOU BLOW ON HER FACE" and hangs up

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Has anyone from Dr. Drews Celebrity Trainwreck ever gotten better? I swear that guy is secretly jack kevorkian.

    Kevorkian is someone you can actually sympathize with though...

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dubstep, Daxon?

    And to think I had such hope.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    god guys

    I'm finding it really difficult to find 2011's club tunes.

    all the music I'm finding sucks

    MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    there's a lot of totally dubstep out there.

    I know it.

    Kill it. Kill it with fire.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Has anyone from Dr. Drews Celebrity Trainwreck ever gotten better? I swear that guy is secretly jack kevorkian.

    He has a radio show that is pretty funny. They keep pairing him with this guy I've never heard of who gives the worst/best advice and they purposefully throw in some of the dumbest callers.

    Like this guy calls about his girlfriend who keeps getting pregnant. So Dr. Drew is going on about the importance of contraception and the co-host bursts in "SHE CAN'T GET PREGNANT WHEN YOU BLOW ON HER FACE" and hangs up

    Well I know about love line, that was his first gig. But I just hear about his celebrity rehab thing on sites like Fark, and I swear none of the people on that show get "better" well aside from dying.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dubstep, Daxon?

    And to think I had such hope.

    ahaahahahahahahaahaha

    don't be ridiculous

    you hold the lowest of opinions of me!

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Dubstep, Daxon?

    And to think I had such hope.

    ahaahahahahahahaahaha

    don't be ridiculous

    you hold the lowest of opinions of me!

    Well I do now!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Dubstep, Daxon?

    And to think I had such hope.

    ahaahahahahahahaahaha

    don't be ridiculous

    you hold the lowest of opinions of me!

    I thought we just did that ironically. Like no one actually doesn't like you Daxon.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    SuperbassSuperbass Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Man, the people at the sushi bar treat me like a fucking king. I know they do that for nearly everyone, but I just dig it so much. Today I asked for a recommendation based on my usual order and they busted out some awesome off-the-menu shit. My stomach is full of happiness.

    This could be an unsmith tweet

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »

    I thought we just did that ironically. Like no one actually didn't like you Daxon.

    ftfy in light of recent revelations.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Dubstep, Daxon?

    And to think I had such hope.

    ahaahahahahahahaahaha

    don't be ridiculous

    you hold the lowest of opinions of me!

    I thought we just did that ironically. Like no one actually doesn't like you Daxon.

    shush now, I can't possibly be this melodramatic if you say it's all just a joke!



    y'all hatahs.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »

    I thought we just did that ironically. Like no one actually didn't like you Daxon.

    ftfy in light of recent revelations.

    Wha? Someone doesn't like daxon? NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    GOD TAV WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LISTEN TO THAT RIHANNA SONG?!

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »

    I thought we just did that ironically. Like no one actually didn't like you Daxon.

    ftfy in light of recent revelations.

    Wha? Someone doesn't like daxon? NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!

    Yeah but then the musical number after this is even less bearable because its dubstep.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    shush now, I can't possibly be this melodramatic if you say it's all just a joke!



    y'all hatahs.

    Well its true, we do enjoy hating. But to inspire hatred we'd have to care about you at first daxon... OH OH BOOM HEADSHOT!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm really happy I have no idea what dubstep is.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    SuperbassSuperbass Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Electro? Dubstep?

    Can't you just listen to some proper hip-hop?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Whatever happened to Quid?

    Drez on
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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Superbass wrote: »
    Electro? Dubstep?

    Can't you just listen to some proper hip-hop?

    I'll be perfectly honest with you.

    hiphop has too much talky talk talk and misogynism and too little uns uns uns.



    preach:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFu2DfPDGeU

    here ya go, now you know what dubstep it.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'm really happy I have no idea what dubstep is.
    do-you-listen-to-dubstep-21098-1304567197-17.jpg

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    I am coughing up bloody sputum in chunks the size of a silver dollar

    good thing I don't have health insurance

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    GOD TAV WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LISTEN TO THAT RIHANNA SONG?!

    That and S&M have been played on pretty much every night out this year, it's definitely a club song.

    I also know all of the words.

    I fucking hate Rihanna but her music sounds good when I'm drunk.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sputum sounds like something potato based.

    So I looked it up.

    I think that might actually be worse than coughing up potatoes.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I am coughing up bloody sputum in chunks the size of a silver dollar

    good thing I don't have health insurance
    Great you're a zombie.

    Also go to a doctor.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdJgwf-_HGY

    So this sounds very promising

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Has anyone from Dr. Drews Celebrity Trainwreck ever gotten better? I swear that guy is secretly jack kevorkian.

    He has a radio show that is pretty funny. They keep pairing him with this guy I've never heard of who gives the worst/best advice and they purposefully throw in some of the dumbest callers.

    Like this guy calls about his girlfriend who keeps getting pregnant. So Dr. Drew is going on about the importance of contraception and the co-host bursts in "SHE CAN'T GET PREGNANT WHEN YOU BLOW ON HER FACE" and hangs up

    Well I know about love line, that was his first gig. But I just hear about his celebrity rehab thing on sites like Fark, and I swear none of the people on that show get "better" well aside from dying.

    Celebrity Rehab is an amazing show

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    Whatever happened to Quid?

    I think he's deployed some place, and unlike res he doesn't have an internet connection.

    Jacob I told you that lady smelled like fish, but you thought that meant "Yum yum delish" well your bloody sputum says differently.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Celebrity Rehab is an amazing show

    Only celeb rehab I watch is Worlds Dumbest

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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