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[Mini] Ender's Phalla - GAME OVER - Bonzo's Crew (mafia) victory!

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thread title says 11 PM EST.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    5 hours left. Well, 4 hours and 56 minutes left. Well, technically, 4 hours 55 minutes and an indeterminate number of seconds left.

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    TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Lawinator

    Simultaneous actions mean the mafia will get their shooting kills tonight whether we start firing indiscriminately or not. All us firing does is give us a chance to kill a couple of mafia whilst risking a greater number of villagers. Not worth it. Take a day and refine your aim.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yep, our aim is totally going to be refined tomorrow with all the information we'll get tonight.

    Let me predict the results!

    The Dead:
    TheLawinator - Voted out by the mafia
    Villager 1
    Villager 2
    Villager 3
    Villager 4

    All shot by the mafia.

    Actually, that sounds pretty good, we'll know all of the mafia members based on whoever votes for me.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So instead we all decide to shoot, the mafia can probably guard their more powerful people, we can't because we don't know who everyone is, and all our specials die.

    whoops.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Does the mafia have a network right away or

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    yalborap, about 4chan wrote:
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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That is usually how it works

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    harsh

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    yalborap, about 4chan wrote:
    I have stared into Satan's asshole, and it fucking winked at me.
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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Betcha there are no guards in the mafia, because that would be dumb.

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    LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm gonna have to agree with TheLaw here, because I don't think that we'll get any sort of information at all tonight. Day Ones are always full of random votes for no good reason. In order to get any good voting info, we'd have to wait a few days-- say, 2 or 3 at the earliest. By then, the mafia will have slaughtered a huge amount of people. Not worth it.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lemminghead, because he is right above me, and I needs to vote.

    Also, I would rather we take some pot shots, because the only deaths being 7 villagers plus vote doesn't sound good to me.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    let us fire blindly into the night and hope our bullets find the right targets

    dakkadakkadakka

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    yalborap, about 4chan wrote:
    I have stared into Satan's asshole, and it fucking winked at me.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Less than two hours left.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    DevoutlyApathetic in a PM wrote wrote:
    I am mafia.

    There you have it, folks! !DevoutlyApathetic

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    DevoutlyApathetic that pm along with his vote for me cements it. He mafia.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    DevoutlyApathetic?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    56 minutes left.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Hahaha, really?

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I didn't really want a tie

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    We need to make this shenanigan proof, everybody pile on to Devout.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I find it a little hard to believe that he actually put that in a PM

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You doubt the Truth? You shall burn on the morrow, heretic.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !DevoutlyApathetic

    People have died day 1 for less*

    If that's a maifa ploy it seems like the most obvious one ever.

    *Statement based entirely on conjecture, poster has never actually seen someone die on day one for any reason other than a random bandwagon.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    You doubt the Truth? You shall burn on the morrow, heretic.

    Well it's as good as any other lead (and I thought the vote closed at 10), but if he actually said that... why?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    8.5 minutes left.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SHENANIGANS!

    EVERYONE IS MAFIA!

    ALL THE VOTES CHANGE AT ONCE!

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    VOTE/ACTIONS CLOSED.

    This will take me a bit of time. I should have tonight's narration up within 3-4 weeks.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I haven't died day one yet.

    Here's hoping that if I'm going to, it happens here, not in the main (No offense, Drez, I really like how this one looks).

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Unearthly Stew wrote: »
    DevoutlyApathetic in a PM wrote wrote:
    I am mafia.

    There you have it, folks! !DevoutlyApathetic

    What have you done. Do you have no shame?

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Someone accused me of having shame?! I'll shoot 'em dead!

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Round One Results

    Unearthly Stew - Launchie (iced by Bonzo Madrid)
    Tayrun - Alai (ganged up on by Bonzo Madrid's crew)
    Alegis - Launchie (ganged up on by Bonzo Madrid's crew)
    Extermatott - Launchie (iced by a Veteran)
    durax - Bean (iced by a Veteran)
    Wandering Hero - Veteran (iced by a Launchie)
    FecklessRogue - Veteran (iced by one of Ender's friends)
    mEEksa - Bonzo's Crew (iced by a Launchie)
    Phyphor - Veteran (iced by a Veteran)
    TheLawinator - Launchie (iced by the vote and a coin flip)

    Location List

    Sector 1
    Darian
    LemmingHead
    Neli
    SLyM
    warban

    Sector 2
    CaptainPlanet82
    DeShadowC
    kime
    stever777
    Sticks

    Sector 3
    Cythraul
    Dunadan019
    Grundlterror
    jackisreal
    kuhlmeye
    psolms

    Sector 4
    Balefuego
    DevoutlyApathetic
    Matev
    The Anonymous

    Also, psolms and CaptainPlanet82 are both on notice for not voting. If you do not vote tonight, you'll be iced by Anderson for lack of minimum participation.

    PMs are going out shortly.

    Sorry for the non-narrative narration.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PMs are out. Round 2 ends tomorrow at 11PM EST.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You're all welcome.


    OoOoOoOooo

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oooOOOooo

    Figures.

    oooOOOooo

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well, this was...bloody.

    So, was this balanced with the idea that everyone was a potential vig (i.e. extra help to mafia), or with the thought that we'd all slaughter ourselves (i.e. extra help to village)? I guess the former.

    Weee go us! Good job failing at hitting mafia village! (Actually 1/6 is about what we'd expect from random shots, but it woulda been nice if we had, you know, beaten pure chance odds by a bit...)

    Also, we lost Bean. *kime sad*

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Looks like there were 5 "shooting" kills. Wonder how many people shot and missed.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I counted the "by one of Ender's friends" as a shooting kill with perhaps extra accuracy or guaranteed or something.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well that was fun to return to.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    OOOoooOOooOOOoOOOo

    Your mom!

    OOOOOOOooooOoOOOoO

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This is going to be a short phalla at this rate.

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