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New Comic for Friday, 5/27

cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm RegentBears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
edited May 2011 in Social Entropy++
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Seems like a D&D thing.

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This would probably be great if I knew what that meant.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    the poison is semen

    #pipe on
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    Crotchless Gorilla SuitCrotchless Gorilla Suit Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    eatin' meat

    talking bout meat

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Better than fire damage.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Marth wrote: »
    This would probably be great if I knew what that meant.

    Tycho can inflict 1 to 3 damage, while Gabe can do between [strike]22[/strike] 12 and 34, plus 1 to 8 poison damage on top.

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    Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am fully incorporating this concept into my campaign the next time I get the group together.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    This would probably be great if I knew what that meant.

    Tycho can inflict 1 to 3 damage, while Gabe can do between 22 and 34, plus 1 to 8 poison damage on top.

    only if it's a crit

    #pipe on
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    What if he's on bottom?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am not sure if I would want my penis to do poison damage.

    Chance to stun and immediately follow with another attack maybe.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also sabre it's 12 to 34.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    This would probably be great if I knew what that meant.

    Tycho can inflict 1 to 3 damage, while Gabe can do between [STRIKE]22[/STRIKE] 12 and 34, plus 1 to 8 poison damage on top.

    only if it's a crit

    Is it? He didn't say "On crit, it's plus d8." Just that the 12-34 wasn't on crit, "Then, it's plus d8." Not fully sure that the "Then" is referring to crits or just a generic afterwards.
    Blake T wrote: »
    Also sabre it's 12 to 34.

    Oops, yeah. It is.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    facetious wrote: »
    What if he's on bottom?

    He has to roll an AC check, plus Dex.

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    tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I wish I was a bigger nerd so I could laugh at whatever they're referencing.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    heh gabe is saying that his penis is bigger than tycho's, but in tabletop gaming language

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Six months ago I had no idea what the difference between INT and WIS was.

    Now I made a DnD joke and corrected someone damage calc.

    So proud.

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    ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I hope that one day I may point at someone with meat on a fork, while chewing on food. This is something I have never had the opportunity to do.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dad comic.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Gabe's food is also 50% larger than Tycho's. The cups are the same size but the beefs vary.

    Because he's the one drawing it.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Dad comic.

    such a dad comic

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I've noticed that they're doing more "here's a conversation we had" comics rather than "let's write something" comics lately

    I wonder if they're busy with some other projects

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    so,

    hella STDs then?

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    heh gabe is saying that his penis is bigger than tycho's, but in tabletop gaming language

    oh

    okay

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Pretty sure my dick causes spirit damage

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mine causes butt damage

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Its not the damage that matters so much as the percent chance to penetrate.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    My dick gets a +2 to all sunder rolls.

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Level and "skills" all maxed out. 8-)
    After several modifiers

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I didn't know gabe and tycho played FATAL.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    I didn't know gabe and tycho played FATAL.

    heh

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Man its DnD, every RPG video game is slightly based off the rule set and its pretty much the oldest pen and paper game around. Not getting a wow joke I understand, its wow. But not getting a very basic RPG system joke? I though you guys were all nerds?

    Anyway I would rather have a Vorpal dong

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    just once I wish someone would come in and be like "I don't know enough about dicks to get this comic."

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    tardcore wrote: »
    I wish I was a bigger nerd so I could laugh at whatever they're referencing.

    Man, you are right to wish that. Because from here, where I am, being a big enough nerd? It's pretty funny.

    You are missing out. Too bad you're not a big enough nerd.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    yeah, no...I get the d12, crit damage whatever I get all that

    I just don't understand the penis stuff.

    Maybe he'll explain it in the newspost.

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Using ones dick as a means to do melee attacks is just amateur hour.

    Why do that when you could use the Burning Sword of Xzeraqsethalv?

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I've noticed that they're doing more "here's a conversation we had" comics rather than "let's write something" comics lately

    I wonder if they're busy with some other projects

    I've...noticed this too

    a lot of it seems like "you had to be there" stuff

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    yeah, no...I get the d12, crit damage whatever I get all that

    I just don't understand the penis stuff.

    Maybe he'll explain it in the newspost.

    Well, when a man and a woman love each other...

    Or are very drunk...

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    yeah, no...I get the d12, crit damage whatever I get all that

    I just don't understand the penis stuff.

    Maybe he'll explain it in the newspost.

    incep.jpg

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This will be a ruckus PATV, for sure.

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    I am not sure if I would want my penis to do poison damage.

    Chance to stun and immediately follow with another attack maybe.

    Yes, yes this is great.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    yeah, no...I get the d12, crit damage whatever I get all that

    I just don't understand the penis stuff.

    Maybe he'll explain it in the newspost.

    Well, when a man and a woman love each other...

    Or are very drunk...
    Now you have confused her. Now she thinks dicks are microphones because all she and fram do when drunk is play singstar rap.

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