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Phallakinetic IV : Pinnacle Wins the Battle! But the war...

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Hmm. Kinda warm here. Damn Al Gore!

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Famous last words, village - Don't buy into warban's stupid BW. It'll just make this game go another day. That last Arcadian is out there but I'm not it and more of you will be killed by whomever. Think about it and check the records.

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  • FidohFidoh BelgiumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Stever777.

    This game is easy.

    Fidoh on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    MURDERBOT IS AN EXPERT ON LAST WORDS. THEY ARE GENERALLY

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH-*ghck*"

    THIS HAS BEEN THE CASE IN NINE OUT OF TEN ENCOUNTERS.

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  • WietWiet Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Noooo, Melding! I'll miss you buddy, even if you were some sort of neutral psyker dude.

    Stever777 it is.

    Wiet on
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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Here's the Phalla prob - I post a lot in the early part of the game, I get wacked. (See my prev games.)
    I don't post a lot in the early part of the game, I get wacked. (See here.)
    There's no reason to kill me for my inactivity. It was my choice to stay low as an experiment this game to try to survive.
    Of course, democracy is that mistaken belief that the majority knows best the majority of the time.
    Have we learned nothing from Salty Phalla?
    I died as a good mate there, too.
    I don't care if I die, really, (I'm only one experiment), but the village is hurting itself here.
    There's probably one more Arcadian around and the village is wasting another day that it could be killing a baddie.
    Seacrest out!

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    BTW, you're assuming all neutrals got masoned together. Really? Is that how Ed set this up? I think you are reading into the previous games or your vision of this game.

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    stever777 lets humor the theory that you are an experimental and my seer is some how wrong. Firstly There is a chance this could be correct except that you would be the first out of 5 people he Seered which he got wrong. He got me right, he got Infidel right, He got Langly right, he got someone else right who I can't remember of the top of my head correct and he now seered you. The village had a 100% seer. He never got guarded and never got hit. The village was very lucky.

    On the off chance that my seer did get you somehow wrong there is only one other player who could be the mafia, And for good measure they are being dealt with anyway. The truth of the matter is that besides you and this other person the network knows about every other living person in the game. Everyone is vouching for someone else in some way. There is nowhere left to hide for the mafia.

    I have more thoughts on other things that happened in this game but i'm going to wait till it's over.

    warban on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    OooOoOoOOOoO

    Warban I am posting from beyond the grave to tell you that you are doing good work, but you have been spelling except wrong for a while now. But since you're spelling expect instead, spell check doesn't catch it. Or maybe a few people have been doing it and I am combining them into just you, I'm not sure. Well anyway, got to get back to Hell.

    OOooOoOOOooOoOO

    Langly on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    THE SEER COULD BE THE LAST ARCADIAN.

    IT IS POSSIBLE.

    I AM PRETTY SURE I DESTROYED THEIR GUARDIAN AT ONE POINT.

    NOT THAT IT MATTERS.

    HE WAS INEFFECTIVE.

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Stever777, at one point you called me evil. While it may seem that way from your standpoint, you do not really understand good or evil.

    While you have been running around like children playing Cowboys and Indians, involving all sorts of innocent bystanders, we have been doing the work of adults, surviving in a harsh universe.

    Real power does not come from a gun or a bomb or telekinetic powers or giant building crushing robots. It comes from a willingness to give up your fears and personal objectives to work towards a larger goal.

    Arcadia is not an ideal or a political party, for all your claims of representing it. Arcadia is ultimately the people who live here, the very people you and your allies have been destroying with your terrific actions.

    I only hope that your example will make people seek change inside the system instead of working against it.

    Void Slayer on
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  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User
    edited June 2011
    stever777

    baah baah baah

    Extermatott on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Real power does not come from a gun or a bomb or telekinetic powers or giant building crushing robots.

    Yea- wait, what?

    Rend on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rend wrote: »
    Real power does not come from a gun or a bomb or telekinetic powers or giant building crushing robots.

    Yea- wait, what?

    Transmuters. Obviously. Whole different class of destruction.

    Edcrab on
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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
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    Alegis on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Real power does not come from a gun or a bomb or telekinetic powers or giant building crushing robots.

    Yea- wait, what?

    Transmuters. Obviously. Whole different class of destruction.

    Real power does not come from a gun, or a bomb, or telekinetic powers, or giant, building crushing robots. It comes from within, it comes from the ability to transmute things into unbeing. Or postbeing.

    Could you be any more pretentious?

    More pretentious than making up words?

    At least we're in agreement that you've reached the limit of pretense.

    Says the guy who blew up a moon because he was bored.

    Moons are overrated.

    Rend on
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rend wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Real power does not come from a gun or a bomb or telekinetic powers or giant building crushing robots.

    Yea- wait, what?

    Transmuters. Obviously. Whole different class of destruction.

    Real power does not come from a gun, or a bomb, or telekinetic powers, or giant, building crushing robots. It comes from within, it comes from the ability to transmute things into unbeing. Or postbeing.

    Could you be any more pretentious?

    More pretentious than making up words?

    At least we're in agreement that you've reached the limit of pretense.

    Says the guy who blew up a moon because he was bored.

    Moons are overrated.

    It wasn't a moon.

    It was a space station.

    adventfalls on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    First he blew up a space station, then he blew up a moon, then the Pinnacle Guild turned the remains of that moon into a space station.

    Perhaps these things are cyclical.

    Edcrab on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    It's how they tell what season it is on Arcadia.

    *large explosion*

    "Happy Space Station Season, everyone!"

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT FOLKS. GOODBYE STEVER, HELLO ENDGAME.

    I'LL FONDLY REMEMBER THE TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER. THE TIME I SWUNG THAT ONE GUY BY THE ANKLES AT A WALL UNTIL HIS HEAD EXPLODED. THE SEVEN TIMES I REPEATED THAT TRICK IMMEDIATELY THEREAFTER BECAUSE GODDAMN THAT SHIT IS HILARIOUS.

    WHAT I'M SAYING IS RIP AND TEAR. RIP AND TEAR FOREVER.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Vote closes in about an hour.

    God knows what's going to happen.

    Edcrab on
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  • The SupercomputerThe Supercomputer Registered User
    edited June 2011
    Vote closed.

    Narration pending.

    The Supercomputer on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    NO ONE GAVE MURDERBOT A CONFIRMED TARGET FOR TONIGHT.

    SO MURDERBOT TOOK THE ADVICE OF THE 'SEER' AND IS AVENGING PARTNERS DEATH.

    TO AVOID COLLATERAL DAMAGE, MURDERBOT FOCUSED BOTH SHOTS ONTO TARGET.

    [Alegis] YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE MURDERED PARTNER.

    YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE THREATENED MURDERBOT

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    HIGHFIVE MURDERBOT.

    I THREW AN EXTRA 100 SPECIAL DAMAGE IN.

    OVERKILL IS ONLY IN THE DICTIONARY OF LOSERS.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    what

    I didnt threaten at all

    nor did I damage infidel :/

    oh well

    Alegis on
  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Well, this should be interesting.

    Well played stever777 though, being an experiment would have fit your posting and actions very well.

    Better bluff then most.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Alegis wrote: »
    what

    I didnt threaten at all

    nor did I damage infidel :/

    oh well

    YOU WERE AN EXIGENT/ARCADIAN COLLABORATOR.

    THIS WARRANTS EXTINCTION.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    THE THREAT WAS IMPLIED

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Fiaryn wrote: »

    YOU WERE AN EXIGENT/ARCADIAN COLLABORATOR.

    THIS WARRANTS EXTINCTION.

    what

    gumpy tried to kill melding
    phyphor killed melding
    ringo tried to kill me

    There never was any collaboration. We need Arcadian Order dead, exigents never contacted us.

    For those allegations I say you should be committing suicide. Tonight.

    Alegis on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    High Counselor Alegis

    taking the fall for the village

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    thanks simonwolf

    murdered most fowl

    but our duty to king and sparrow does not end

    for there is .. anothe..rr .... counci..l....o..rrrr

    Alegis on
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dam you guys... killing Alegis is not cool. Alegis only ever helped the village. He was not responsible infidel's death.

    warban on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Alegis wrote: »
    What I did with infidel was at the request of the village.

    MURDERBOT POINTS TO PREVIOUS CONTRADICTING STATEMENT

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I didn't damage Infidel. Nor was I responsible for his death.

    HC weakened him at the request of alpha. Alpha and EO piled on the attacks (the latter without our knowledge).

    Don't forget the domarian VC was to eliminate alpha and EO.


    a sparrow caught between the hammer and the anvil

    Alegis on
  • The SupercomputerThe Supercomputer Registered User
    edited June 2011
    The End

    Stever's mind spat psionic death...

    ...and W. Oreh, a humble guard, threw himself into the intangible projectile's path.

    "That doesn't even make sense!" Stever roared in anguish. "No! We were so close! I had him! I had--"

    He vanished amidst red and purple light, dragged off to a fate unknown.
    --- --- ---

    "Listen you clanking heap of junk, killing me solves nothing! I didn't touch Ledifni! The Guild shot him up, and one of my colleagues made him vulnerable..."

    "YOUR UNDERLING WAS FOLLOWING YOUR ORDERS."

    Alegis had backed into a wall, both figuratively and literally.

    "But it wasn't me! There are others you should hold responsible! More, uh, responsible than me!"

    The half-crazed self-confessed murderbot paused.

    "I RECOGNISE THE LOGIC IN YOUR STATEMENT."

    Alegis sagged with relief. "Yes! Yes, you know it makes sense..."

    "THEY WILL HAVE TO DIE TOO."

    Alegis sagged further, because his neck had been snapped.
    --- --- ---

    Councillor Wiet fled the planet, staring ahead at nothing as his ship sped him away from all that death.

    The console lit up, automatically accepting a call from his superiors. "The mission was a success?"

    "I was the only survivor!"

    "Did you meet your objective?"

    "Yes, but--"

    "Excellent."

    The call terminated.
    --- --- ---

    "Presumably you've contained the incident by now?"

    "You damn well better have, after all the people we've killed."

    "Not that it took effort. It was a bit dull in fact."

    "The gate is closed. But it... it..." President Spelton groaned. His voice sounded... different. Croaky and unpleasant, like an alcoholic frog. "Something... already came through..."

    "That's news to us."

    "Yes, you never mentioned that when you invited us here."

    Spelton's fists clenched. "I am here to destroy you all."

    He shuddered, and his skin... kept on shuddering. Rippling over him like boiling tar. He grinned, and his teeth gave way to smoke and his eyes glowed and his entire figure became a mishmash of swirling colours and crackling light and--

    The Renegade and Quicken exchanged a glance.

    Two minutes later the Deputy was staring at the Spelton-esque stain on the floor. That was not a sight he had expected to return to.

    "I guess you can consider yourself promoted?" Quicken suggested. The man just gaped at him.

    "We knew Spelton was one of us the moment he contacted us. But I don't think the poor man realised himself."

    "At least not until just now. Still, glad you idiots didn't let something like Primaphorior in."

    "Lesser entities like the one that possessed Spelton? Small fry."

    "I can do those in my sleep."

    "Who the hell are you people?" the Deputy finally got the words out.

    The two had already vanished.
    --- --- ---

    "Extermatott, right? What an interesting name."

    The Arcadian started and urgently scanned the whole area. When his back was turned, both the Renegade and Quicken appeared behind him.

    "Now see, it's like this," the Renegade began casually. "The robot didn't care about you enough to kill you, and neither did the Experiment."

    "What happened to Project Gamma anyway?" Quicken asked.

    "The Arcadians made his head explode."

    "Neat trick."

    "I survived the rest of the Guild's attacks," Extermatott interrupted in a tone that was bold and, in circumstances when the two transmuters weren't in such a good mood, suicidal. "You don't scare me."

    "We should," said the Renegade.

    "Yes, we really should. Either of us could kill you in the blink of an eye."

    "With the blink of an eye, in fact."

    "The point we're making is of course you survived the attacks of the peons with nothing more than a few injuries."

    "But tomorrow? They'll all come for you. And nothing you can do will take out the last of their team, not when they're on their guard. It's impossible."

    "Yes, that objective just flew away I'm afraid."

    "But by all means," the Renegade shrugged expansively. "Stay here. Shout your stupid slogans and die a heroic, pointless death."

    Quicken smiled. "Or you can retreat, and start it all over again later. Your call, hero."

    "But the rest of my squad. You killed them..."

    The Renegade looked pensive. "They're probably still around here somewhere. I beat the shit out of them, but they'll probably survive."

    "But you were ordered to destroy them..."

    "Exactly."

    "Nobody orders me to do anything."

    "Nor me."

    "We were only here in case Primaphorior showed up."
    --- --- ---

    "I have come to a conclusion," said the Enforcer Mech. "I am going to let you turn yourselves in."

    His voice was quietly level by his standards. It was being transmitted across half the planet, throughout the various outposts and bases of the Guild.

    "I am serious. I have decided that if the remainder of Ledifni's killers hand themselves over to the proper authorities, I will cancel my attack protocol.

    "Ledifni always put his duty first. I cannot afford to slaughter everyone on this planet forever.


    "But know this. I am an expert in human anatomy. If the man who fired the killing shot does not comply with my request, if they reject the offer of a custodial sentence, I will find them. I will injure them. Then I will heal them back to health. Then I will repeat the process.

    I will repeat the process until they are nothing but a screaming, limbless torso. If they fall over, I will put them back upright. And then I will watch them starve to death.

    YOUR. CHOICE."

    --- --- ---

    "I wish we could take the robot with us. I really do."

    "You know how it is with accessories. Buy one, and they release the next model two weeks later."
    --- --- ---

    L. SKD, the barrier-shaping Experiment, watched Professor Dner curiously.

    "What are you doing?"

    "Oh, organising samples. You know how it is. Change of management, but beyond that..."

    "What of?"

    "Genetic material. I picked up some traces when they were passing through."

    "Fiaryn and Nialliv?" L. SKD asked.

    The scientist placed the container in storage with great reverence. And he shook his head, smiling.

    "From the Renegade and Quicken."


    Night 7 Casualties

    Fiaryn, Gamma, psionic wrath of the Arcadians and then pulled his own head off for some strange reason
    Alegis, the Grappler Kinetic, ended by an indecisive robot
    Wandering Hero, the Guard, wandered into warban's path and heroically sacrificed his life for him
    stever777, the Arcadian Kinetic, tragically blocked right before [CLASSIFIED]
    Extermatott, the Corrupting Disciple, put in an unwinnable position and so he too was forced to [CLASSIFIED]




    THE ARCADIAN ORDER AND EXIGENT ORGANISATION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED, AT THE COST OF BETA TEAM AND MOST OF ALPHA TEAM.


    Victors:

    The High Council, saw Beta Team and the Arcadian Order vanquished.
    Rend, the Scientist, kept El Skid, an Experiment, unconverted throughout the game.
    El Skid, the Shield, survived until the end.
    Munkus Beaver, the Rogue Mech (formerly the Enforcer Mech), survived until the end.
    The Pinnacle Guild, eliminated the Arcadian Order and the Exigent Organisation.


    MINOR VILLAGE VICTORY!

    The last remaining members of Alpha Team were Fidoh and warban.

    The Supercomputer on
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Munkus Beaver.... Sorry to say .... but alpha team Nuked Infidel not High Council.

    And I owe you one Wandering Hero. Cheers.

    warban on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    FOR SCIENCE
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    Rend on
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    FUCK YEAH.

    AFTER BEING INCOMPETENT I HELPED DRAG THE VILLAGE TO VICTORY.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ha! My gambit almost worked. Almost. If only I'd stuck to the plan and not attacked anyone.

    But still, between dying for EO and gambling for a major victory with a village...the choice was clear. Sorry EO, you had to be thrown under the bus.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    You lied to me Warban :(

    Heart breaker

    Gumpy on
  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Marth on
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