We should really do tribute for Phoenix Games in form of 30 min flash movie, and then send it to the Phoenix Games offices. :P
They would try and release it as a game.
With a jigsaw puzzle, memory quiz, and coloring book.
Maybe even a re-dub.
We should make a redub of Animal Soccer World.
I can pretty much guarantee I can do a wider variety of voices than the Phoenix Games voice actor can, and I'm not exactly Billy West.
If you close your eyes while watching it, it's literally impossible to tell who's who. Until you get to the bloodcurdling "UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH" candy-bear cackle, that is.
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It should be explained again, 'White Van Racer' isn't as preposterous as a lot of people seem to think. White Ford Transit vans are synonymous with bad driving here in the UK, as they're usually driven by the jerks who cut you up and try to cause as much carnage as possible. Lame idea for a game? Yes. Completely arbitrary? Not so.
I don't know, but I'm forever walking up to my brother and mumbling "Hey there Crummel". Also, I thought Simba was called Joe.
I just love how badly it fits. Simba's a lion-cub, yet he's voiced by someone who's clearly a fully-grown man, and as far as I'm concerned, he's called Joe.
They're just not even trying.
Assuming they took the cheapest possible route and just through some movie files, a menu, and some "games" onto the CD, would it be possible to just take the the movie off of the CD?
Assuming they took the cheapest possible route and just through some movie files, a menu, and some "games" onto the CD, would it be possible to just take the the movie off of the CD?
Who said it was a movie file of any kind. Knowing these fuckers its a gif animation with a wav sound file.
Someone needs to do a Phoenix Games fan-site. And it needs to be better than their site.
That should be easy. Someone still needs to buy the other games. There are the Countryside Bears, Dalmatians 3, Dinosaur Adventure, Atlantis, Herkules, Legend of Camelot, Hansel and Gretel, Pinocchio, Mulan, Son of the Lion King, Toys Room, and Snow White. That is a lot of hilarious crap that I have no idea how to buy.
The saddest thing about those videos is that the 2 voice actors ( I think there's only 2, which is still twice as many as Animal Soccer World ) sound like they're making a real effort. It's too bad they're working on crap like this.
God, Bad Voice acting physically makes me cringe, I don't know why. Like, I feel like I'm in those voice actors place and I'm making a jackass of myself. Needless to say watching these Phoenix Games videos is making me feel incredibly uncomfortable and questioning my sanity. This is worse than fighting game voice overs. This is like worse than Ky-Kiske's English Voice Actor in Guilty Gear saying "oh no I'm falling". This is worse than fucking "This isn't brutality, its a fatality".
Man, I wonder how much these Phoenix Games voice actors were paid.
EDIT: Whoa, did that dalmation just say DAMN! in Dalmatians 3? Damn, Phoenix Games are really trying to appeal to a broader audience.
EDIT2: Another DAMN? Geez, these guys are really trying to boost sales.
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Maybe even a re-dub.
So true it scares me...
Now that is an idea I can get behind fully.
I made one!
We should make a redub of Animal Soccer World.
It would be too high quality.
I can pretty much guarantee I can do a wider variety of voices than the Phoenix Games voice actor can, and I'm not exactly Billy West.
If you close your eyes while watching it, it's literally impossible to tell who's who. Until you get to the bloodcurdling "UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH" candy-bear cackle, that is.
I think I know what the unlockable van in Whit Van Racer will look like:
And Drop n Blow.
with jigsaw puzzles
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Rebranded Phoenix games for the Wii? Or just another publisher sourcing from the same budget development teams?
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Little dog - Crummel, Grommel?
Simba - Yovi, Jovi?
Reporter - Harry
My avatar - Yeko?
I just love how badly it fits. Simba's a lion-cub, yet he's voiced by someone who's clearly a fully-grown man, and as far as I'm concerned, he's called Joe.
They're just not even trying.
Your sanity.
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Also so true it's scary.
About eight pounds or sixteen dollars.
Which, oddly enough, is worth about eight pounds.
Donkey: What's the same everywhere?
Harry: It's everywhere the same. The same of nothing happen.
Donkey: Yeah, it's the same old song.
Rooster: Yeah, old songs. It's not fun to be a singer when there are no parties where I can sing my old songs.
Bear: Parties? Where? Can I sell my candy somewhere?
Harry: There is no party.
Bear: Oh.
Anyone want to do part 2?
It looks like they just traced a Disney character, then got some blind schoolkids with Parkinson's to animate a couple of frames.
And Schilling.. that's a Herculean effort, son.
That whole situation is so fucking awkward and pointless it makes you wonder why the animators put it in.
Also that fucking Goose/Duck medic bitch is the stuff of nightmares.
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I think they meant it to be funny. It is hard to tell.
Who said it was a movie file of any kind. Knowing these fuckers its a gif animation with a wav sound file.
AWKWARD conversation is AWKWARD
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It doesn't look like this has been posted yet. InfernalMonkey added Dalmations 3 (Parts 1 and 2 of 5) today.
My fucking cock! They used some of the same shit from Animal soccer world.
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It's pretty clear that the bear is a drug dealer.
And I believe the Ambulance-Duck is his biggest client.
You say that as if the two were mutually exclusive.
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Man, I wonder how much these Phoenix Games voice actors were paid.
EDIT: Whoa, did that dalmation just say DAMN! in Dalmatians 3? Damn, Phoenix Games are really trying to appeal to a broader audience.
EDIT2: Another DAMN? Geez, these guys are really trying to boost sales.