So, NYC

SeñorAmor

Going to be in NYC the 25-28 of this month on a business trip. Rather than hang out with my boss during my free time, I figured some of you cocksuckers could suggest something fun for me to do (no sucking cocks, blowing cocks, touching cocks, or any cock-related activity).

I think our hotel is gonna be near the old twin towers site if that helps. I won't have transportation, so unless one of you bastards wants to cart my ass around, it'd have to be within walking distance.

I'll be bringing my DS so if someone's up for kicking my sorry ass in Mario Kart or something, bring it on.

AHH!

Going to NY because I'm MK Elite

Axim

how about sucking cocks, blowing cocks, touching cocks, or any cock-related activity?

potatoe

i was going to tell you were to get some great girly action

but you said no cock-related activity

Lord Dave

barricade yourself in your room so that you don't get mugged or murdered or raped

Drez

I used to work there.

Millennium Hilton?

I can suggest lots of drinking spots.

In fact, I may be there on the 26th/27th specifically to partake in drinking.

Tube

Funny thing, I was thinking about going to NYC as well, but to devastate vaginas with my thunderous penis.

Starfuck

you are a god damn traitor LD
i spit at you

SeñorAmor

potatoe wrote:

i was going to tell you were to get some great girly action

but you said no cock-related activity

My wife would not be too happy.

AHH!

yeah right CT we know you tip your hookers to keep their maws shut

potatoe

SeñorAmor wrote:

potatoe wrote:

i was going to tell you were to get some great girly action

but you said no cock-related activity

My wife would not be too happy.

dammit
you know...i was a good 98% sure you were married

i went for that 2%

Lord Dave

Starfuck wrote:

you are a god damn traitor LD
i spit at you

traitor to what
man I am an LA dude

I am from the south AND from California that's about as anti-NYC as you can get.

Scrumtrulescent

Try and get tickets to a Ranger game

they're playing the Canadiens on the 27th

watching a hockey game at MSG is a great experience

Drez

If you're at the Millennium Hilton on Church, there's a pretty good bikini bar (nice bartenders) about five minutes away (walking). Strip club not too far. Bunch of normal bars. South Street Seaport. Do NOT eat at Caruso's on Broadway...they are disgusting...there's another pizzeria around the corner on the other side of Century 21. I forget the name, but it's good. Pound and Pence around the corner from Sephora (it's at 55 Liberty) is a good, clean bar with a nice beer selection and good food, too.

ascot

Lord Dave wrote:

barricade yourself in your room so that you don't get mugged or murdered or raped

but that's the best part

Lord Dave

ascot wrote:

Lord Dave wrote:

barricade yourself in your room so that you don't get mugged or murdered or raped

but that's the best part

not if they do them out of order

Redeemer

SeñorAmor wrote:

Going to be in NYC the 25-28 of this month on a business trip. Rather than hang out with my boss during my free time, I figured some of you cocksuckers could suggest something fun for me to do (no sucking cocks, blowing cocks, touching cocks, or any cock-related activity).

I think our hotel is gonna be near the old twin towers site if that helps. I won't have transportation, so unless one of you bastards wants to cart my ass around, it'd have to be within walking distance.

I'll be bringing my DS so if someone's up for kicking my sorry ass in Mario Kart or something, bring it on.

Wait is that Ray Romano in your avatar

If it is then I love you

Starfuck

Lord Dave wrote:

Starfuck wrote:

you are a god damn traitor LD
i spit at you

traitor to what
man I am an LA dude

I am from the south AND from California that's about as anti-NYC as you can get.

you know what i'm talking about

:x

Tube

I shit you not, I told my mother I was thinking about a break in the US and she said "ooh can I come" and I said "well I don't really think..." and she said

"I'll just stay in the hotel while you're off defiling bitches, honestly. I'll be no trouble. Debaucherise all the worthless whores you want sweetheart."

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Mendoza

The Far Side wrote:

Cardboard Tube wrote:

I shit you not, I told my mother I was thinking about a break in the US and she said "ooh can I come" and I said "well I don't really think..." and she said

"I'll just stay in the hotel while you're off defiling bitches, honestly. I'll be no trouble. Debaucherise all the worthless whores you want sweetheart."

ct can we trade mothers

yeah, does your mother swing CT?

Drez

Cardboard Tube wrote:

I shit you not, I told my mother I was thinking about a break in the US and she said "ooh can I come" and I said "well I don't really think..." and she said

"I'll just stay in the hotel while you're off defiling bitches, honestly. I'll be no trouble. Debaucherise all the worthless whores you want sweetheart."

If you want, I can keep your mom company while you're out debaucherising. I'm right across the water.

CrossBuster

Lord Dave wrote:

barricade yourself in your room so that you don't get mugged or murdered or raped

He'll get lured into it via Pictochat.

Starfuck

you should come to L.A CT
we can hit up deja vu, spearmint rhino and camachos afterwards for some drunk whore action

Drez

By "keep company" I mean something like taking her to a broadway play and/or having sex with her.

bongi

so if you are not doing any cock related activity does that mean you are not going to pee

Tube

Starfuck wrote:

you should come to L.A CT
we can hit up deja vu, spearmint rhino and camachos afterwards for some drunk whore action

But you're married, you'd be no fun. Besides, isn't LA kind of a dive?

Scrumtrulescent

also, if you want to do some DSing, there's usually a bunch of people at Nintendo World.

sarukun

Cardboard Tube wrote:

Starfuck wrote:

you should come to L.A CT
we can hit up deja vu, spearmint rhino and camachos afterwards for some drunk whore action

But you're married, you'd be no fun. Besides, isn't LA kind of a dive?

Heh, Spearmint Rhino.



I went to the one in Vegas.




Eh.

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Lord Dave

Starfuck wrote:

Lord Dave wrote:

Starfuck wrote:

you are a god damn traitor LD
i spit at you

traitor to what
man I am an LA dude

I am from the south AND from California that's about as anti-NYC as you can get.

you know what i'm talking about

:x

now I'm all confused

I better go pee then maybe things will be clear

Drez

Tribeca Grand has a bunch of stuff around it too, if you're staying up there.

I'm trying to remember what other hotels are in the vicinity. Millennium Hilton more or less overlooks WTC so I assumed that's where you're staying, though it's expensive. The 3rd floor bar gets some after work hotties now and then, too, but it's expensive.

SeñorAmor

Redeemer wrote:

SeñorAmor wrote:

Going to be in NYC the 25-28 of this month on a business trip. Rather than hang out with my boss during my free time, I figured some of you cocksuckers could suggest something fun for me to do (no sucking cocks, blowing cocks, touching cocks, or any cock-related activity).

I think our hotel is gonna be near the old twin towers site if that helps. I won't have transportation, so unless one of you bastards wants to cart my ass around, it'd have to be within walking distance.

I'll be bringing my DS so if someone's up for kicking my sorry ass in Mario Kart or something, bring it on.

Wait is that Ray Romano in your avatar

If it is then I love you

Yes. I hate his show, but his SNL skit was hilarious.

Also, it looks like I'll be Fulton St and FDR North. There's a Best Western in the area and I think that's where we're staying. Hopefully that'll help narrow down fun things to do.

Oh, I'm of legal drinking age so boozin' it up is always fun. Nothing quite like going to an important conference with boss completely hung over.

Drez

SeñorAmor wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

SeñorAmor wrote:

Going to be in NYC the 25-28 of this month on a business trip. Rather than hang out with my boss during my free time, I figured some of you cocksuckers could suggest something fun for me to do (no sucking cocks, blowing cocks, touching cocks, or any cock-related activity).

I think our hotel is gonna be near the old twin towers site if that helps. I won't have transportation, so unless one of you bastards wants to cart my ass around, it'd have to be within walking distance.

I'll be bringing my DS so if someone's up for kicking my sorry ass in Mario Kart or something, bring it on.

Wait is that Ray Romano in your avatar

If it is then I love you

Yes. I hate his show, but his SNL skit was hilarious.

Also, it looks like I'll be Fulton St and FDR North. There's a Best Western in the area and I think that's where we're staying. Hopefully that'll help narrow down fun things to do.

Oh, I'm of legal drinking age so boozin' it up is always fun. Nothing quite like going to an important conference with boss completely hung over.

Ahh. Well, plenty of shit to do around there.

Lord Dave

Lord Dave wrote:

Starfuck wrote:

Lord Dave wrote:

Starfuck wrote:

you are a god damn traitor LD
i spit at you

traitor to what
man I am an LA dude

I am from the south AND from California that's about as anti-NYC as you can get.

you know what i'm talking about

:x

now I'm all confused

I better go pee then maybe things will be clear

Wait are you mad at me for changing my avatar?

Can't a fella be Linda Ronstadt for a little while without being accused of treachery?

Jeez.

sarukun

The Far Side wrote:

sarukun wrote:

Cardboard Tube wrote:

Starfuck wrote:

you should come to L.A CT
we can hit up deja vu, spearmint rhino and camachos afterwards for some drunk whore action

But you're married, you'd be no fun. Besides, isn't LA kind of a dive?

Heh, Spearmint Rhino.

I went to the one in Vegas.

Eh.

Vegas is an awful place do not ever come here ever

I love Las Vegas.

But on my last trip, we went down to the Hoover Damn via Vegas.

And I saw the amazing housing that has been more or less grafted onto the side of old timey Las Vegas.

That suburban... um... stuff.


And I was like

"Jesus, no wonder people think the suburbs have no soul."

Me and my family just kind of looked at it and had an on-again-off-again conversation about how terrifying it looked.

Starfuck

Cardboard Tube wrote:

Starfuck wrote:

you should come to L.A CT
we can hit up deja vu, spearmint rhino and camachos afterwards for some drunk whore action

But you're married, you'd be no fun. Besides, isn't LA kind of a dive?

what are you gonna do
tell her

man code bro

Weaver

I had to go through Vegas airport once I couldn't drink myself to death fast enough

sarukun

Weaver wrote:

I had to go through Vegas airport once I couldn't drink myself to death fast enough

Never tried that.


But I keep wishing they'd just demolish LAX and start over.


Nagoya's airport is just so damn awesome.

Aretè

If you find yourself hungry at any time between 7pm and 4 am, 53rd and 6th, get the lamb with rice and make sure you cop some extra red sauce. You will know you are at the right spot because they wear blue sweaters with yellow emblems saying 53rd and 6th and the line will be fuck ass long.

Captain Cthulhu

Hey NYC is great, just ask Andrew W.K.
He loves it.