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[mini Phalla] Spielberg vs. Lucas, Game over: Lucas & Mr. Wing victory!

FaranguFarangu I am a beardy manWith a beardy planRegistered User regular
edited June 2011 in Critical Failures
Spielberg vs. Lucas

A Phalla of Failed Friendship
With thanks to Egos for design considerations

Two bearded, pudgy, middle-aged men were sitting in front of a large viewing screen. They were both writing notes on the film they had made together, in relative silence, before one of them spoke.

"We need more ninjas in this," George Lucas said.

Steven Spielberg snorted in derision. "That's...not really related to this plot, George. Like...at all."

"So? Ninjas make everything better. But we have to give them really easy to remember names, like Wang, or Hung."

"That's not...but...George, just go and sit over there. You're not helping, and you haven't been for a while."

"THAT'S IT!" George stood up in a rush, throwing over his chair. "You've held me back for the last time! I want complete creative control over this!"

Steven laughed. "Do you know how quickly you'd tank this? It's not related to Star Wars, so you have no clue what you're talking about."

"Ok...so we will fight over this, then." And then he clapped his hands twice. The screening room disappeared, slowly replacing itself with a large, enclosed structure. Lucas and Spielberg were moved suddenly to two spectator podiums.

"We'll let our work speak for itself," Lucas said with a nefarious grin.

Soon, the enclosed area began populating itself with all of the characters the two had created over the years.

Spielberg grinned. "Looks like you're a bit short on the roster there."

"It won't matter! I WILL CRUSH YOU!"

Steve only grinned. "Let's do this."


What is this?

This is a mini Phalla for 25 players. For the basic rules, look here.

And you're running it? Uh oh...

Relax! This is is...mostly...by the book! To make you feel better: There are no conversions. There are no resurrections. It's just a straight village v. mafia game. In case you couldn't infer from the narration, Spielberg's characters are the village, and Lucas's are the mafia.

But I LIKE George Lucas' stuff!

I like some of his stuff too. That doesn't mean that I can't lovingly poke fun?

...Fair enough.

Vote close will be at 10 P.M. CST. Minimum activity is one vote and one non-vote post each day. People will get one inactivity warning, before they are replaced. Vote in bold red, ask clarifications in bold orange. Do not copy-paste, directly quote, screenshot, or otherwise show people your actual role PM. 1 ghost post, but keep all game info out of it. No talking on proboards when you're dead. Speaking of proboards: if you make one, send me a link to it. You can put any orders for powers you have on the proboard. No anonymous contact or ghosting. If you are talking to someone, they have to know your forum handle.

Also, and probably most importantly, I'm not going by what characters the acclaimed directors have created themselves, but by what they've had influence in at all over the years. If I were to go by only characters they've created by themselves, this game would be a lot shorter.

Player List:
1. Balefuego
2. [strike]Maxfrost[/strike]
3. [strike]Dunadan019[/strike]
4. [strike]stever777[/strike]
5. The Anonymous
6. [strike]Extermatott[/strike]
7. [strike]garroad_ran[/strike]
8. SLyM
9. Baldol
10. [strike]Ringo[/strike]
11. [strike]Phyphor[/strike]
12. Taya
13. [strike]Virgil_Leads_You[/strike]
14. [strike]Spoit[/strike]
15. facetious
16. [strike]AcidSerra-CaptainPlanet82[/strike]
17. [strike]Heffling[/strike]
18. [strike]Cythraul[/strike]
19. Lemminghead
20. [strike]Zandracon[/strike]
21. [strike]FecklessRogue[/strike]
22. Nirya
23. [strike]I needed a name to post[/strike]
24. [strike]Void Slayer[/strike]
25. Wildcat

Reserves:
Captainplanet82
Tayrun
Zzulu
kuhlmeye
Langly
JaysonFour
Adventfalls

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm in!

    Balefuego on
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  • MaxFrostMaxFrost Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm in on this like a fat kid on butter.

    MaxFrost on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    green

    Dunadan019 on
  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Max you kill me!
    Sign up

    stever777 on
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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Boo

    The Anonymous on
  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User
    edited June 2011
    A phalla of phailed phriendship is what you mean.

    Extermatott on
  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Yes, yes, yes

    garroad_ran on
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I need more phalla

    SLyM on
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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Getting in on the ground floor of a Farangus phalla.

    Baidol on
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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Careful, that's the part the upper floors fall in on

    Farangu on
  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Where does this fall on the Farangu scale?

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Farangu Phalla!
    The mafia gets a kill in this one right?

    Phyphor on
    Magic Box
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  • TayaTaya Hit refresh Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Sign up for my first CF phalla. Nobody here knows I'm always evil.

    Taya on
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Once I'm gone, I'm gone. It's time to toss the dice. Sign up

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Taya wrote: »
    Sign up for my first CF phalla. Nobody here knows I'm always evil.

    I do.

    stever777 on
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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So, farangu fallas

    Spoit on
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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    stever777 wrote: »
    Taya wrote: »
    Sign up for my first CF phalla. Nobody here knows I'm always evil.

    I do.

    (I do too)

    (I even trusted you with the information that I thought could catch our mole the first time)

    SLyM on
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  • TayaTaya Hit refresh Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    SLyM wrote: »
    stever777 wrote: »
    Taya wrote: »
    Sign up for my first CF phalla. Nobody here knows I'm always evil.

    I do.

    (I do too)

    (I even trusted you with the information that I thought could catch our mole the first time)

    (I told Campion about your vote manipulation, if that's what you're talking about)

    Taya on
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    My phalla had many flaws, but the entire Taya thing made it worth it.

    Baidol on
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh my god. Yes. A million times yes.

    Me me me! Pick me!

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • AcidSerraAcidSerra Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I feel a song coming on.

    *crickets.*

    So yeah, I guess I can be arsed to join this thing.

    AcidSerra on
  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Sign Up. I'm currently doped up on Lucas-Brand(tm) Lortab for my surgery earlier this week, so this should be fun.

    Heffling on
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  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    !signup

    Cythraul on
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    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User
    edited June 2011
    BAM SIGNUP

    This is going to eat aaaaaaaallllllll my time.

    All of it

    LemmingHead on
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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Taya wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    stever777 wrote: »
    Taya wrote: »
    Sign up for my first CF phalla. Nobody here knows I'm always evil.

    I do.

    (I do too)

    (I even trusted you with the information that I thought could catch our mole the first time)

    (I told Campion about your vote manipulation, if that's what you're talking about)

    (The point was that I thought Campion was the baddie and that it would prove it)

    (I don't think it would have mattered even if he was mafia and you weren't)

    SLyM on
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    What's CST in relation to EST?

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    As in, East Coast U.S.? One hour behind. 10 P.M. for me is 11 P.M. for you.

    Farangu on
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    'kay.

    (Timezones are related to geography, which is basically the only thing in life to consistently defeat me.)

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    *?!&%$#@*****

    Zandracon on
  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Sign up.

    Will there be AT-STs?

    Will there be Dinosaurs?

    Will the sequel be Spielberg v. Lucas v. Cameron?

    FecklessRogue on
  • NiryaNirya My name's Bo Rida and I'm here to sayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    !Sign up

    Nirya on
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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I do kinda wish it was a faction game though...

    Spoit on
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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Signup time!

    I needed a gnome to post. on
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  • NiryaNirya My name's Bo Rida and I'm here to sayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Taya I'm only going to be half-grudging you, because we were on the same side for the MSPA phalla but I TRUSTED YOU LAST GAME.

    Nirya on
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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Farangu Phalla!
    The mafia gets a kill in this one right?

    Sign up!

    Yes but then they come back as the super mafia with laser beam eyes and lightning and, god you don't want to know.

    Void Slayer on
    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • TayaTaya Hit refresh Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Nirya wrote: »
    Taya I'm only going to be half-grudging you, because we were on the same side for the MSPA phalla but I TRUSTED YOU LAST GAME.
    Either grudge me to the extreme or trust me.

    HONK/NEIGH

    Taya on
  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I WANT TO BE T-REX

    OR SCHINDLER

    OR SCHINDLER RIDING A T-REX

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Actually let's just have all the village specials be characters riding dinosaurs.. because, why not?

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAH!

    Seriously, this is the sort of game that needs precisionk.

    Wildcat on
  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I AM A DINOSAUR RIDING A DINOSAUR!

    FecklessRogue on
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