League of Legends
Think of it as an RTS where you only control the heroic commander. You have your pick of the beefy, the sneaky, the kind that sets up turrets and hangs back. Your aim is to destroy the enemy's HQ and intervening towers. The AI sends out waves of minions to act as cannon fodder and will give you delicious gold when killed, which is used to buy items and customise your champion in all manner of ways.
It's free to play; but champions are unlocked with real money or in-game points.
The Tribunal is here! Now any level 30 summoner can decide the fate of trolls and bigots for prizes! Help Riot weed out the foul from the murky at
http://www.leagueoflegends.com/tribunal
While Riot does not officially support a Mac version of LoL they have made a beta version of the client that you can download
here.
Have you scored a Pentakill? Also in-game screenshots
Get on ventrilo if you want to play games with fellow PA'ers. The details are in the stickied vent thread. We are more than happy to give advice and play games no matter how new you are.
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Helpful links for those who wish to learn more
leagueoflegends.com, the game database provided by Riot (who make the game).
leaguecraft.com, there are a lot of fan sites out there with general information and builds. This is just one; and, it is slow and full of ads. Regardless of where you look for builds keep in mind, most of them make assumptions that are not clearly conveyed and there are a lot that are just plain bad. Tread lightly.
KillerCodeMonkey's wiki, add your brilliant shit to it.
Game mechanic shit, stuff like how attacks and magic and things work.
Rune break-dancing, good info about what runes you should buy.
Here is a list of live streams. They are quite nice for picking up tricks and build orders. My personal favourite is Guardsman Bob.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND REAL CASH DOLLA MONIES FOR CHAMPIONS
Drop $20 for the Retail Box (Amazon, Best Buy, GameSpot,
Newegg, Target, and Wal-Mart typically have this) It gives you $10 in Riot Points, take those, then buy $10 in Riot Points and $5 in Riot Points. Spend all of them on the second champ pack.
That's $35 for 40 champs permanently unlocked; none of the post-40 have ever been in a bundle AFAIK.
Q: How can I get champions and save money?
A: You won't have to spend a cent if you simply play games and earn enough IP to buy them all. If, however, you wish to hasten the process you may buy champions with real money. The most cost effective way to buy champions is by purchasing the two bundles on offer.
For $45 you can buy 6380 Riot Points, which are used to buy champions and skins. 3900 of those points gets you the Digital Collector's Pack, which contains 20 champions and includes 1380 Riot Points (huh?). If you were to buy the champions individually it would cost 37800 IP or 9620 RP. The Digital Collector's pack can also be bought in stores or online as a boxed copy, which may save you a significant amount of money.
3410 Riot Points gets you the champions bundle. This contains some more expensive champions. Bought individually they would cost 60750 IP or 14350 RP (ish).
This leaves you with 450 RP, enough to buy yourself a single skin!
Here is a list of all the champions available. Not for the weak of bandwidth.
Valiantine has a lovely spreadsheet that you can add your summoner name to. It is horrifyingly large.
https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0Ap5qFqD3oLKndHNfOGJ1VFNZVVZ6c1NtZVktdXpsTVE&hl=en&authkey=CJPuh4wG#gid=0
OP stolen from Bagel
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Anyway as I have mentioned 5 to 20 times, Vlad + Soraka is OP forever and ever.
But yeah, I can see the synergy there.
Also, Kassadin is so much fun.
Countering vlad does depend strongly on countering him during the laning phase. If you are laning soraka with vlad its going to be super hard to shut him down. Especially because you picked soraka you took one strong counterpick off the table. Now they can still counterpick with malz/morde, but soraka has counterplay against that. Playing champions that can apply dots before vlad goes into pool, or dependably prevent vlad from going into a pool are vlads counters.
This guy.
Also why is the Magnificent TF skin legendary price, I couldn't find any info on it
XBL - Foreverender | 3DS FC - 1418 6696 1012 | Steam ID | LoL
Did you use an extra program to take a screenshot?
None. Well, I might have 2 smurfs on my own referral, but the system weeds those out (and I think you may even get in trouble for it if you do try and game the system).
Hmm? I use vvcap for my screenshots.
Print Screen brings up a little cursor you can drag and click to highlight the area to screenshot, then it's automagically uploaded, and a link is right there for you to use.
One of the handiest downloads I've ever made.
EDIT: Also, the winter SR made the targeting circles almost impossible to see over the white areas.
How
I had like 2 friends sign up and forgot to give them a link
XBL - Foreverender | 3DS FC - 1418 6696 1012 | Steam ID | LoL
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
In general, other people make their alts on his referral or new people create their accounts on the referral (and since Simon has won all the prizes already, feel free to use my link in the future ).
Congrats Simon on your wicked new skin. Maybe you can get awesome on Twitch now or they'll change him later and you can stomp people with him then.
It also made things like lux's abilities almost impossible to see at times.
Some people were also complaining that the winter map was dropping their FPS , though I dont know if that was true or not.
Cloth Armor and 5 pots, Smite the big wraith and kill the rest, then use a pot while killing wolves, then get golems with Smite back up and using a pot, port back and get Boots, go get blue buff while using a pot or 2, then you can probably get wolves and wraiths again depending, then port back, get Vampiric and it should all be not too bad now
XBL - Foreverender | 3DS FC - 1418 6696 1012 | Steam ID | LoL
I played Garen once with that song on repeat.
Best game of LoL ever.
Edit: So, apparently that's because I was looking for the dreamhack qualifiers. there we go
This is exactly what I named my smurf account after.
You just know they are going to play badly, and bad mouth everyone else on the team.
MWO: Adamski
I also found three slips with the PAX 09 Twisted Fate skin in my old swag bag. I am terrible with TF.
You can sell them for cash dolla
I'll take one if you want to give them to PAers
Edit: $250? It better be enough for them to put up with it
is to understand his ultimate and how to position yourself with it
that is my opinion
I knew him, Horatio.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
it always bothered me that that ash didn't even bother to volley or slow him...
I'm dead serious."
If he doesn't wield a shovel, I'm going to be incredibly disappointed.
"SHOVEL OFF, YOU NOOBS. BLUE IS MINE."
"SHOVELER?! I BARELY KNEW 'ER!"
I also wonder what's up with the female tanky chick, Skarner, and The Monkey King. Hrm.
edit: and that's always bugged me, too, but whenever you're somewhat low on health and a death machine is rolling your way, you don't always make a smart move. i played a game as singed earlier where i was literally just running at people and they would almost always scatter away to be picked off one by one instead of staying to slaughter me en masse. it was strange, but it kept working, so fuck it. crank that gas up to eleven and let's do this shit.
Would have done nothing. Judgement breaks it, and it was off CD after he hit the first tower.
Also Ashe was probably hoping the other Garen could help
This is why I'm bad at LoL.
In other news, I love Brand. I love Brand.
He timed it perfectly and stole baron, then we won the game. The end.