Hey Dom we should totally form a programmer / web developer combo and make heaps of money.
I'm pretty good at designing and building websites, integrating with a CMS, and possibly hacking a few PHP files to add some extra functionality, but I can't program for realsies, and it really isn't my forte. Could land some bigger jobs if I was able to offer bespoke app development.
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Hey Dom we should totally form a programmer / web developer combo and make heaps of money.
I'm pretty good at designing and building websites, integrating with a CMS, and possibly hacking a few PHP files to add some extra functionality, but I can't program for realsies, and it really isn't my forte. Could land some bigger jobs if I was able to offer bespoke app development.
My friend and I have been fiddling with game programming, he's a bit of a Mac fan and I'm a bit of an android fan (were going to move into a new York apartment and start a HILARIOUS sitcom) so well definitely let you know if there's stuff up.
Hey Dom we should totally form a programmer / web developer combo and make heaps of money.
I'm pretty good at designing and building websites, integrating with a CMS, and possibly hacking a few PHP files to add some extra functionality, but I can't program for realsies, and it really isn't my forte. Could land some bigger jobs if I was able to offer bespoke app development.
My friend and I have been fiddling with game programming, he's a bit of a Mac fan and I'm a bit of an android fan (were going to move into a new York apartment and start a HILARIOUS sitcom) so well definitely let you know if there's stuff up.
Sounds cool, let us know if you come up with anything interesting.
Man I really want to teach myself some programming but I just don't find it that enjoyable
Ah, bravo good sir, a fine location indeed. I did mine in the Druitt myself, most degenerate bogan centre in Sydney, and the schoolplace of Casey the Punisher, and the setting of that new bogan show they're trying to get off the ground. Pretty sure you get points there for actively trying to hit pedestrians.
Hey Dom we should totally form a programmer / web developer combo and make heaps of money.
I'm pretty good at designing and building websites, integrating with a CMS, and possibly hacking a few PHP files to add some extra functionality, but I can't program for realsies, and it really isn't my forte. Could land some bigger jobs if I was able to offer bespoke app development.
My friend and I have been fiddling with game programming, he's a bit of a Mac fan and I'm a bit of an android fan (were going to move into a new York apartment and start a HILARIOUS sitcom) so well definitely let you know if there's stuff up.
Sounds cool, let us know if you come up with anything interesting.
Man I really want to teach myself some programming but I just don't find it that enjoyable
It kinda isn't. Game programming especially is pretty shitty, particularly at the lower levels, where you really have to dig maths to get into it. At higher levels it's alright though. Most of the enjoyment I get out of coding is what results of it.
That and regexes. I get a perverse enjoyment out of making especially curly ones.
Haha yeah I know of many people who did it at the Druitt.
I did it at Blacktown, shit was fucking difficult.
My friend once bespoke of a tester in Blacktown named the Terminator because he failed everyone and was a misanthropic wanker. You might have gotten that guy.
Yeah I know what you mean, it's awesome seeing your work actually result in something that works and looks cool. I should probably just suck it up and teach myself one bit at a time.
Ah, bravo good sir, a fine location indeed. I did mine in the Druitt myself, most degenerate bogan centre in Sydney, and the schoolplace of Casey the Punisher, and the setting of that new bogan show they're trying to get off the ground. Pretty sure you get points there for actively trying to hit pedestrians.
Well, it's mostly because my driving teacher suggested it because he knows the guy who does the tests there.
Haha yeah I know of many people who did it at the Druitt.
I did it at Blacktown, shit was fucking difficult.
My friend once bespoke of a tester in Blacktown named the Terminator because he failed everyone and was a misanthropic wanker. You might have gotten that guy.
Hmm, I failed my first time, but it was a woman tester. I tried to merge into a lane literally 100m away from the RTA parking lot. Some asshole behind me sped up, cut me off and honked for good measure, resulting in me veering back into my lane in a panic. I failed because of that. Blacktown, more like Cunt-town.
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Haha yeah I know of many people who did it at the Druitt.
I did it at Blacktown, shit was fucking difficult.
My friend once bespoke of a tester in Blacktown named the Terminator because he failed everyone and was a misanthropic wanker. You might have gotten that guy.
Hmm, I failed my first time, but it was a woman tester. I tried to merge into a lane literally 100m away from the RTA parking lot. Some asshole behind me sped up, cut me off and honked for good measure, resulting in me veering back into my lane in a panic. I failed because of that. Blacktown, more like Cunt-town.
Oh yeah I remember that. Sorry I was in a bit of a rush.
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I think Sarah made me feel bad for making fun of Gatsby.
I have not felt bad for a while....
(joke about how Vivienne hasn't been away for that long goes here)
Speaking about Facebook, I'm gonna stab the next one of my friends who makes another grossly misinformed statement and inflammatory comment about Indonesian abattoirs. Basically 3 'schools' of thought on my news feed:
Those fucking Muslims are evil and a bunch of cunts
Ban all meat exports indefinitely (even frozen meat now, apparently)
Do nothing because it'll never change/they'll get their meat somewhere else
HERPDERPBERP. guys I usually hate being That Guy and I would usually just shut up about it, but if you're going to be that stubborn and in your face with an opinion you have to do at least some research, surely?
That reminds me of this asshole me and a friend have on facebook, someone made a status about eating meat and my friend makes the "you don't make friends with salad" joke. Cue a shit-storm about insulting vegetarians, damaging the environment and all that fuckery from this one idiot.
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Man I haven't seen much complaint about that on Facebook.
This is why I only have people who are my friends on my friends list. The other day I went through and culled motherfuckers I don't really give a shit about. Feels good man.
The problem is that they're my friends, with maybe the exception of two or three people who are girlfriends of friends which makes it seem kinda weird. I'm pretty sure the anti-Islamic comments are only coming out because I think the guy is drunk (though this doesn't make it ok, at all).
The most infuriating are definitely the "ooh, we should ban meat exports" thing.
While I will say that the Four Corners report was horrific and it upsets me to think about those poor animals. Especially Brahmin cattle. They're the sookiest, most docile breed of cattle you can get. Not gonna lie, after seeing that Four Corners I had to go and stand in my paddock for a bit and pat a cow with a tear in m eye. It was fucking appalling but crippling the economy is not the answer
This is why I only have people who are my friends on my friends list. The other day I went through and culled motherfuckers I don't really give a shit about. Feels good man.
I have to do this. Every now and again I'll remove a few people I've never talked to ever, but there are always more.
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edited June 2011
You know I was just thinking that PETA volunteering to stick webcams in the abattoirs was very un-PETA of them because usually they are all "don't do this" to the point of being pricks about it.
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I'm pretty good at designing and building websites, integrating with a CMS, and possibly hacking a few PHP files to add some extra functionality, but I can't program for realsies, and it really isn't my forte. Could land some bigger jobs if I was able to offer bespoke app development.
Satans..... hints.....
Oh god that feeling.
Yeah, that fucking blows.
My friend and I have been fiddling with game programming, he's a bit of a Mac fan and I'm a bit of an android fan (were going to move into a new York apartment and start a HILARIOUS sitcom) so well definitely let you know if there's stuff up.
And I can't draw for shit.
But I can do everything in between. Except when I'm sick. Then I can't do anything.
I don't get sick much, but I always get sick when it counts. Like right now; I have my practical driving test tomorrow afternoon.
Welp
The trick to passing is to book the test in a low income neighbourhood where they'll pass you if it's evident you can read.
That or give the tester a blow job.
Really though why not stack the odds in your favour
Sounds cool, let us know if you come up with anything interesting.
Man I really want to teach myself some programming but I just don't find it that enjoyable
Ah, bravo good sir, a fine location indeed. I did mine in the Druitt myself, most degenerate bogan centre in Sydney, and the schoolplace of Casey the Punisher, and the setting of that new bogan show they're trying to get off the ground. Pretty sure you get points there for actively trying to hit pedestrians.
I did it at Blacktown, shit was fucking difficult.
It kinda isn't. Game programming especially is pretty shitty, particularly at the lower levels, where you really have to dig maths to get into it. At higher levels it's alright though. Most of the enjoyment I get out of coding is what results of it.
That and regexes. I get a perverse enjoyment out of making especially curly ones.
My friend once bespoke of a tester in Blacktown named the Terminator because he failed everyone and was a misanthropic wanker. You might have gotten that guy.
Well, it's mostly because my driving teacher suggested it because he knows the guy who does the tests there.
Hmm, I failed my first time, but it was a woman tester. I tried to merge into a lane literally 100m away from the RTA parking lot. Some asshole behind me sped up, cut me off and honked for good measure, resulting in me veering back into my lane in a panic. I failed because of that. Blacktown, more like Cunt-town.
Satans..... hints.....
Oh yeah I remember that. Sorry I was in a bit of a rush.
I have not felt bad for a while....
(joke about how Vivienne hasn't been away for that long goes here)
Satans..... hints.....
Those fucking Muslims are evil and a bunch of cunts
Ban all meat exports indefinitely (even frozen meat now, apparently)
Do nothing because it'll never change/they'll get their meat somewhere else
HERPDERPBERP. guys I usually hate being That Guy and I would usually just shut up about it, but if you're going to be that stubborn and in your face with an opinion you have to do at least some research, surely?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
But I can see why it'd annoy you.
Satans..... hints.....
The most infuriating are definitely the "ooh, we should ban meat exports" thing.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Economic thespians all up in there by the sounds of it.
Just insult them using big words tef. If they drunk they won't know what you are really saying so it's all good.
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
I have to do this. Every now and again I'll remove a few people I've never talked to ever, but there are always more.
EDIT: That does feel good.
Then I realized they would have webcams.
In abotoirs.
They would stream that shit 24/7.
I hate PETA.
Satans..... hints.....
a) what picture was tagged of me recently on facebook
b) what Sarah said to Blake
also hello everyone
and damn the Great Firewall of China
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF.
The fact that one of it's founding members injects insulin.
Which comes from pigs.
PETA has justified this by saying that this person is furthering animal rights so it's cool for those pigs to die.
Satans..... hints.....
Knowing you you will complain about how big your face looks.
Satans..... hints.....
Hope the trip is going swimmingly.
Re: PETA. Fuck those jerks.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke