I was pretty bored week ago so I decided to search opinions about what was worst Superman comic ever. And oh boy, did I struck gold. I found two so bad Superman stories that there wasn't really any other alternative than share them with you guys.
First, unnamed story, was written by John Byrne and originally published in Action Comics #592 - 593. In this story, Superman is mind-controlled by Sleez, and forced to do porn movie with Big Barda. Makes me glad that I have never been fan of John Byrne.
http://livingbetweenwednesdays.blogspot.com/2007/01/hot-action-comics.html
Second story is post-apocalyptic Elseworlds story by Tom Veitch. In this story, Superman who looks like mixture between hobo and Santa Claus, fights against
two Hitler clones. Really.
http://www.redshirt.co.uk/media/supernazis/index.htm
So did I win? Or has there been even worse Superman comics?
Hypnotically inclined.
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Not half as disturbing as what she does to Scott every damn night.
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She's from Apokalips. And was a Female Fury to boot. I think she was even the leader for a bit or something, just under Granny Goodness (possibly literally).
I'm pretty sure she's been on both the delivery and receiving end of many a very violent bi-sexual surprise sex-ing over the millennia. She's hella old too if you consider that she's supposedly a freaking GOD. I mean, I guess if you take that "New Gods" thing literally.
At least she didn't wind up in a refrigerator.
Still, from that site we do have this: http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/102.html
I don't really think that Superdickery counts, as most of its examples simply reflect their era in comics.
That superdickery site is comedy gold.
Situation excellent. I am attacking.
- General Ferdinand Foch
Barda is hot!
Did I miss the point? ;)
That Elseworlds story must have been written with the intention to be awful. Surely no one would look at that and say "Hey you put alot of thought and effort into this, let's get it out to the fans pronto!"
Man, these would make some excellent avatars.
There was also some Superman/Doomsday mini, Hunter/Prey I think, where the artist goes Liefeldian in his design
doom the fuck tree
Well, that's sounds pretty bad.
Wow.
Anyway, Superman has a ponytail.
And some guy in yellow is trying to kill Clark Kent.
I was underwhelmed.
...yeah. Comic apologists! Sticking up for comic-based stupidity since 1946.
The blurb on the Wiki seems to suggest that a female Superman, Lana, and Lois live happily ever after in a lesbian menage a trois. Rowr.
Which would also certainly rank this story up there with the Superman/Barda porn.
That would be Conduit, the first attempt at a true "Kryptonite Man" after Superman's death.
the most offensive thing about this to me is that on the cover mr. miracle, mister fucking miracle is tied up with ropes being helplessly led away by something like four bums
To be fair, if Superman and Barda want to do each other, Scott can't really stop them
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