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A game tailor-made for SE++ (dick jokes all up ins)

KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
edited June 2011 in Social Entropy++
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Apparently some guy has made a new game called "Dick-joke simulator with some light survival-horror elements". Or DJSWSLSHE for short. His name is Shinji Mikami. He's worked on some other sims too.

There was his "Son-of-the-devil simulator" (which was paired with some light beat em up gameplay). His "Anime Facial Expression simulator". And whom could forget his breakout-classic, "Stilted voice acting, awkward dialogue simulator" - which has been adapted into several movies that have stayed true to the series' trademark awkward delivery, and barely coherent plot.

With DJSWSLSHE, players get to step into the large shoes of Garcia Fucking Hotspur as he and his English life-partner, Johnson, take their comedy act on the road through the pits of hell. All the while, they're trying out new material on unsuspecting demons.

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So, SE++, I ask you: Do you enjoy dick jokes? Do you enjoy slaying demons? Do you enjoy telling ever more creative dick jokes whilst slaying demons? If you answered "no" why the fuck are you here anyways? You know what SE++ is about, right?

e: This guy helped make it. I dunno. I think he made like some Wii shovelware or something? Never heard of him.

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Oh, also if you're having trouble with the game, here are the controls:

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TL;DR: Shadows of the Damned: Business as Usual

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Crossposting for justice:

    Tycho's twitter:
    @TychoBrahe wrote:
    I felt like you needed to see this page of Controls from the Shadows of the Damned manual:

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I don't like dick jokes.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Yes, the main character's name is literally "Garcia Fucking Hotspur"

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    I don't like dick jokes.

    Then don't look down in the shower.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    I don't like dick jokes.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    should I pretend to not understand why the immature humor in this game is acceptable while people continue to pan duke nukem forever

    I don't have enough people hating me recently

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    why no mention of suda 51

    Is Suda involved in this? I actually heard about this game for the first time today.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    from the creators of Killer 7 and Resident Evil

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    shit, someone beat me to it
    "insensitive, puerile, gross, incredibly profane and ... kind of wonderful"

    And yet Duke Nukem Forever gets ripped a new one.
    Sorry man. I don't know why you were downgraded because, you brought up a valid point. Those exact things were said about DNF lol. Oh wait, those people that downgraded you probably have vaginas.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    its a collab between him and mikami yes

    Fuck. Now that you point that out, it seems completely obvious. How did I miss that?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    if you have to stop to shoot I don't want to play it

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mysst wrote: »
    if you have to stop to shoot I don't want to play it

    That's a fair point, but, well, Japan.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I don't like dick jokes.

    Then don't look down in the shower.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    when you're a spy

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  • simulacrumsimulacrum She/herRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    It should also be mentioned that the soundtrack is composed by Akira Yamaoka.

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  • simulacrumsimulacrum She/herRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    if you have to stop to shoot I don't want to play it

    That's a fair point, but, well, Japan.

    You can move and shoot.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    shit, someone beat me to it
    "insensitive, puerile, gross, incredibly profane and ... kind of wonderful"

    And yet Duke Nukem Forever gets ripped a new one.
    Sorry man. I don't know why you were downgraded because, you brought up a valid point. Those exact things were said about DNF lol. Oh wait, those people that downgraded you probably have vaginas.

    where are these rad comments from

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    If only Hank Scorpio hadn't got himself banned he could post what would certainly be thought provoking musings on this game.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    shit, someone beat me to it
    "insensitive, puerile, gross, incredibly profane and ... kind of wonderful"

    And yet Duke Nukem Forever gets ripped a new one.
    Sorry man. I don't know why you were downgraded because, you brought up a valid point. Those exact things were said about DNF lol. Oh wait, those people that downgraded you probably have vaginas.

    where are these rad comments from

    joystiq

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    shit, someone beat me to it
    "insensitive, puerile, gross, incredibly profane and ... kind of wonderful"

    And yet Duke Nukem Forever gets ripped a new one.
    Sorry man. I don't know why you were downgraded because, you brought up a valid point. Those exact things were said about DNF lol. Oh wait, those people that downgraded you probably have vaginas.

    where are these rad comments from

    joystiq

    the difference is that this game actually looks funny, while DNF was...not

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    also the game part is good

    but let's not talk about DNF we might bring the wrath of mod down upon us

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Wait, holy shit

    No More Heroes guy and RE/DMC guy working together on a game is basically what I wanted all these years and never even knew it

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    yes

    this game

    yes

    YES

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Lenore03 wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7wLhrvC5qk

    Man I can't believe how under the radar this game is

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I am glad that this game is as profane and stupid and awesome as I hoped it would be

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Giant bomb quick look is up

    http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/3/

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So many great lines in this game

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  • ultimakayultimakay Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    That quick look made me want to buy the game, I think I will keep my eyes out for any deals on it.

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