Mna I wanna surprise my girlfriend with a trip to New York but I gotta figure out what shows she wants to see without letting her know.
Do you claim to know a lot about shows?
If not, tell her a coworker or friend is going to NY and asked for recommendations.
Yea I was going to go with the friend route, now I just gotta ask her mother if I can use her credit card so that she wont notice anything on our statements.
pretend you're going up to get married to a guy
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fuck gendered marketing
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
edited June 2011
also: fuck racism
jesus fuck
racists make me want to punch them in the mouth but I can't because that would be assault
Being trapped in the military for another 2-3 years?
Respectfully, sir, I disagree.
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South hostI obey without questionRegistered Userregular
edited June 2011
Indiana. Let it go.
Fuck, I love this movie. I have now watched Raiders and Crusade in the past few weeks. I gotta watch Temple of Doom pretty soon. "WE. ARE. GOING. TO DIE. "
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Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
OKCupid just isn't for me I guess. And yet I keep logging in every couple of weeks, hoping something changes.
Meanwhile Chu fucks all the chicks. ALL THE CHICKS.
Every so often I'll check craigslist.
Sigh.
If you're keeping track at home, it's a Friday night and I've made both a Star Trek reference and made light of my non-existent love life. For more information on how you can live this kind of fantastic lifestyle, consult your local library.
OKCupid just isn't for me I guess. And yet I keep logging in every couple of weeks, hoping something changes.
Meanwhile Chu fucks all the chicks. ALL THE CHICKS.
I've used OKCupid for...18 months, now. In that time I have:
went on a date with a girl who decided I was too fat too date, because I left my jacket on over my sweater, and she thought that was how fat I was. We were friends for a while, mainly due to MST3K
met a girl who turned out to work in a different department of the hotel/restaurant where I worked who was all "yeah, you need to get laid, so I'll fuck you", but instead just ended up telling me about all the other guys she was fucking instead
had a 1.5 week relationship with a girl who I lost my virginity to, who ended up being pretty weird (like, thinking pictures of dead people are funny)
met a girl who I've been friends with for about 10 months now who rejected me asking her out (before we were friends, I did this pretty early on) by saying she wasn't looking to date anyone, then a week later showing me shirtless pics of her new physical trainer boyfriend. she recently suggested that I just buy a fleshlight
girl who I talked to for a while, then went over to her place at 3 am after she had a bad night at work and we fooled around a little, then she was always "too busy" to see me again
met a girl who was married, and we just hung out watching MST3K a couple times before she moved to another state
girl who I went on a couple dates with, then when I didn't text her for 3 days, she declared me worse than the guy who used to beat her regularly and send her to the hospital
girl who I am currently talking to, who seems nice
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$300 for two tickets to a broadway show is unfortunately not unreasonable.
Yea, I know our seats for Wicked in Toronto were I think about $250 but we were 4 rows from the stage.
Honestly it was one of the best things I ever spent money on like that. but 300$ for balcony seats is brutal. But I would do anything for her. ( I plan on proposing to her in NYC as well)
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South hostI obey without questionRegistered Userregular
$300 for two tickets to a broadway show is unfortunately not unreasonable.
Yea, I know our seats for Wicked in Toronto were I think about $250 but we were 4 rows from the stage.
Honestly it was one of the best things I ever spent money on like that. but 300$ for balcony seats is brutal. But I would do anything for her. ( I plan on proposing to her in NYC as well)
loooooooooooo I love how you threw that in there as an aside at the end.
I can't stand Joel episodes. He always sounds like he is reading his lines from a book of the most depressing, yet boring, trivia.
I do love that deadpan delivery sometimes. It's like he's never excited about anything.
But Pod People is the best thing ever and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
Fight only valid in California, and only if you are smaller and weaker than I am.
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"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
edited June 2011
Once I get more money I'll just have to invest becoming more interesting.
Like a tattoo.
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My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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edited June 2011
I made an okcupid profile last night. I haven't done online dating in literally something like eight years, but my personal network is kind of tapped out at the moment.
Fuck, I love this movie. I have now watched Raiders and Crusade in the past few weeks. I gotta watch Temple of Doom pretty soon. "WE. ARE. GOING. TO DIE. "
Hmm wonder what people consider as "small" for a hotel room all the ones that will give me a 55$ room rate's reviews say the rooms are small. If its like ours here its not so bad I wouldn't call it small for 2 people at all.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Fuck, I love this movie. I have now watched Raiders and Crusade in the past few weeks. I gotta watch Temple of Doom pretty soon. "WE. ARE. GOING. TO DIE. "
I made an okcupid profile last night. I haven't done online dating in literally something like eight years, but my personal network is kind of tapped out at the moment.
My personal network is horrible. The only people I know either know even less people than me, refuse to even introduce me to girls because they don't think we're compatible, or won't introduce me to girls because they want them for themselves.
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pretend you're going up to get married to a guy
jesus fuck
racists make me want to punch them in the mouth but I can't because that would be assault
Fuck, I love this movie. I have now watched Raiders and Crusade in the past few weeks. I gotta watch Temple of Doom pretty soon. "WE. ARE. GOING. TO DIE.
Meanwhile Chu fucks all the chicks. ALL THE CHICKS.
Every so often I'll check craigslist.
Sigh.
I dunno.
I grew up without health care and I still hate it.
I've used OKCupid for...18 months, now. In that time I have:
went on a date with a girl who decided I was too fat too date, because I left my jacket on over my sweater, and she thought that was how fat I was. We were friends for a while, mainly due to MST3K
met a girl who turned out to work in a different department of the hotel/restaurant where I worked who was all "yeah, you need to get laid, so I'll fuck you", but instead just ended up telling me about all the other guys she was fucking instead
had a 1.5 week relationship with a girl who I lost my virginity to, who ended up being pretty weird (like, thinking pictures of dead people are funny)
met a girl who I've been friends with for about 10 months now who rejected me asking her out (before we were friends, I did this pretty early on) by saying she wasn't looking to date anyone, then a week later showing me shirtless pics of her new physical trainer boyfriend. she recently suggested that I just buy a fleshlight
girl who I talked to for a while, then went over to her place at 3 am after she had a bad night at work and we fooled around a little, then she was always "too busy" to see me again
met a girl who was married, and we just hung out watching MST3K a couple times before she moved to another state
girl who I went on a couple dates with, then when I didn't text her for 3 days, she declared me worse than the guy who used to beat her regularly and send her to the hospital
girl who I am currently talking to, who seems nice
$300,000?
seriously?
$300 for two tickets to a broadway show is unfortunately not unreasonable.
Not that.
Always. But it is 5 am, and I really should sleep...after this episode of Power Rangers.
Yea, I know our seats for Wicked in Toronto were I think about $250 but we were 4 rows from the stage.
Honestly it was one of the best things I ever spent money on like that. but 300$ for balcony seats is brutal. But I would do anything for her. ( I plan on proposing to her in NYC as well)
I can't stand Joel episodes. He always sounds like he is reading his lines from a book of the most depressing, yet boring, trivia.
loooooooooooo I love how you threw that in there as an aside at the end.
Holy shit dude, congrats and good luck!
No no, you mustn't hide your love away. Let it breathe and grow, tenderly and passionately.
I do love that deadpan delivery sometimes. It's like he's never excited about anything.
But Pod People is the best thing ever and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Like a tattoo.
I mean...Mike was better, yes. But Pod People was still an amazing episode.
Don't forget Crystal Skull!
Get a temporary tattoo and see how that feels.
:x
My personal network is horrible. The only people I know either know even less people than me, refuse to even introduce me to girls because they don't think we're compatible, or won't introduce me to girls because they want them for themselves.
Ok...I'll give it a shot. After all, Manos was a pretty good episode...
Maybe go for an ironic phrase instead, say "I just do not get tattoos"
You make a compelling argument, Quid.