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[Weightlifting Thread] Don't Forget: Slider Is A Moron

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I lifted when I hadn't slept in two days and I think I made myself sick.

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    Lord_SnotLord_Snot Живу за выходные American ValhallaRegistered User regular
    Can anyone recommend any protein-rich foods for a vegetarian? I don't eat fish or chicken either, so, what vegetarian food is full of protein?

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    BuddiesBuddies Registered User regular
    Lord_Snot wrote:
    Can anyone recommend any protein-rich foods for a vegetarian? I don't eat fish or chicken either, so, what vegetarian food is full of protein?

    Are you vegan? Do you have aspirations of being HYOOGE or throwing around impressive weight? You can meet protein requirements easily through eggs and dairy. Your farts will likely be horrendous though.

    Your body will also self-regulate to a certain extent. If you aren't eating enough protein to support your muscles then your body will metabolize glucose into pyruvate which can then be used to produce ATP for your muscles through Glycolysis.*


    *I think I have that right. I've only just started learning about this kind of shit a few months ago and have put in close to no research. So read it as you would anything else on the Internet and don't believe it.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Lord_Snot wrote:
    Can anyone recommend any protein-rich foods for a vegetarian? I don't eat fish or chicken either, so, what vegetarian food is full of protein?

    Nuts, soy, whey.

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    BorommakotBorommakot Registered User regular
    Lentils. Lentils. Lentils.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Black beans are excellent as well.

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    moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    And they make you a better musician!

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    if you're not opposed i say hella eggs

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    lazegamerlazegamer The magnanimous cyberspaceRegistered User regular
    Peen wrote:
    lazegamer wrote:
    I'm having a very difficult time keeping my knees from buckling on heavy weights during the squat. I've self-diagnosed myself as having under developed glutes/hamstrings in comparison to my quads, but I've yet to find a proper accessory that I can do in my gym to help (glute ham raises seem the favorite, but I've not found a place to do them). There are a bevy of possible exercises, but I'm interested in which experience or science would recommend to encourage growth in the squat.

    When you say knees buckling what exactly do you mean? Collapsing in so they're pointed at each other? Something else?

    Yes, I'm able to keep my knees following my feet under 70% exertion or so. Whenever I start getting close to my max my quadriceps take over and I'm unable to keep my knees in line when trying to come out of the hole. As a result I've started having dull pain around the bottom of my patella.

    While I don't plan to stop squatting, since it's the core of my workout regimen, I do plan to work in some glute activation exercises. I'm just not sure which yet.

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    EmruggsEmruggs Registered User regular
    lazegamer wrote:
    Peen wrote:
    lazegamer wrote:
    I'm having a very difficult time keeping my knees from buckling on heavy weights during the squat. I've self-diagnosed myself as having under developed glutes/hamstrings in comparison to my quads, but I've yet to find a proper accessory that I can do in my gym to help (glute ham raises seem the favorite, but I've not found a place to do them). There are a bevy of possible exercises, but I'm interested in which experience or science would recommend to encourage growth in the squat.

    When you say knees buckling what exactly do you mean? Collapsing in so they're pointed at each other? Something else?

    Yes, I'm able to keep my knees following my feet under 70% exertion or so. Whenever I start getting close to my max my quadriceps take over and I'm unable to keep my knees in line when trying to come out of the hole. As a result I've started having dull pain around the bottom of my patella.

    While I don't plan to stop squatting, since it's the core of my workout regimen, I do plan to work in some glute activation exercises. I'm just not sure which yet.

    RDLs get the job done for me and are a decent substitute if you can't find a spot to do GHRs. Good mornings would help too, but personally I get a lot more glute activation doing RDLs. Glute bridges are another option.

    The best option is probably still to just do squats and focus on keeping the knees out and sitting back. This'll get both the glutes and hamstrings more involved.

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    Chessboxing909Chessboxing909 Registered User regular
    Was supposed to go push my buddie's new prowler today but snapped one of my toes breaking it in a real real nasty way in jiujitsu yesterday. It SUCKS.

    Is there absolutely any reason to go to a doctor for a broken toe? It's got a big section that's now black but I'm guessing they'd look at it, send me for xrays, x ray it, make me wait a week, then tell me to tape it to the toe next to it again.

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    TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    lazegamer wrote:
    Peen wrote:
    lazegamer wrote:
    I'm having a very difficult time keeping my knees from buckling on heavy weights during the squat. I've self-diagnosed myself as having under developed glutes/hamstrings in comparison to my quads, but I've yet to find a proper accessory that I can do in my gym to help (glute ham raises seem the favorite, but I've not found a place to do them). There are a bevy of possible exercises, but I'm interested in which experience or science would recommend to encourage growth in the squat.

    When you say knees buckling what exactly do you mean? Collapsing in so they're pointed at each other? Something else?

    Yes, I'm able to keep my knees following my feet under 70% exertion or so. Whenever I start getting close to my max my quadriceps take over and I'm unable to keep my knees in line when trying to come out of the hole. As a result I've started having dull pain around the bottom of my patella.

    While I don't plan to stop squatting, since it's the core of my workout regimen, I do plan to work in some glute activation exercises. I'm just not sure which yet.

    Get a foam roller and a tennis ball and really work the hell out of the IT band down the outside of your thigh. Tightness there often causes pain in the patella tendon. My spot is about 2/3 the way down the thigh to the knee, right up under the quad muscle. That point, oh, she is a dreadful dreadful bitch to dig out but when I get it - knee pain is fixed.

    We used to do natural GHRs at my last gym by loading up a barbell with 100-120kg and wedging it behind whatever equipment was around so it couldn't move forward. Get your feet under it and go for gold. Need towels for knee-ground and ankle-bar cushioning. Tough exercise to do (I was on negatives for about 2 months) but it gives you some mean strength in the trunk.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I always love Im more sore 2 days after a workout than the day after. Oh well at least I know the cure, deadlifts!

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    King NadaKing Nada Registered User regular
    It's been almost 2 years since I started exercising. Went from 205 with little to no muscles (especially upper body) down to 190 just with diet and slowly back up to 205 through diet and gym. I'm not done by a long shot, but I just weighed myself last night and realized I was back at my pre-exercise weight. Now it's just mostly muscle instead a fat. Good times.

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    E^(i Pi)+1=0E^(i Pi)+1=0 hellRegistered User regular
    ok...so I watched "Pulling John" - it's a documentary about John Brzenk, who, in addition to needing to buy a vowel, is the best pound for pound arm wrestler in the world. Interesting documentary, it's on netflix, yadda yadda

    they show one of his opponents training in russia. Russians have this weird tendency to make their own ghetto weight equipment.

    So this guy, he's laying down in a hipsled and pressing it with his arms. And it's got like, 400 kilos on it.

    Trying to translate it into a likely benchpress number baffled me.

    that is all, return to your grunting.

    Another good one is Bigger, Stronger, Faster. It's about steroids.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    i am no longer measuring my strength gains via weight

    i am measuring them by number of people i take out at the bar in a single shove

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    JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    God damnit. I absolutely nailed my weight move up on my squats, then floundered around with my bench and deadlift. Blaahhhhh.

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    JyardanaJyardana Registered User regular
    i am no longer measuring my strength gains via weight

    i am measuring them by number of people i take out at the bar in a single shove

    I thought you were measuring it in punches to the ear that you shake off.

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    BuddiesBuddies Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    JAEF wrote:
    God damnit. I absolutely nailed my weight move up on my squats, then floundered around with my bench and deadlift. Blaahhhhh.

    For the past 2 or 3 weeks I have been absolutely destroying my Squats on my Push days. Then I go to Front Squats and they suck. And Bench Press feels heavy. I think I am just stressing my CNS too much in the beginning of my workout with those heavy squats.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Simple solution bros: don't squat and bench and for the love of god not deadlift on the same day.

    There, see how easy that was?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i tweaked something in my back/upper shoulder, like right to the upper inside of my shoulder blade
    this was during warmup set #3 of deadlifts at 235

    i am pretty sure it was because i was not keeping my shoulders back/tight that set. that would make sense right?

    oh well i'm sure it'll be fine in a few days but it hurts now, and it made doing my work set of 265 hard, i only got 3 mediocre reps

    poo
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Jyardana wrote:
    i am no longer measuring my strength gains via weight

    i am measuring them by number of people i take out at the bar in a single shove

    I thought you were measuring it in punches to the ear that you shake off.

    haha touche

    seriously, they hurt.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Picked up a 3/4" 4x6 sheet of rubber for $39 yesterday so I can deadlift. I need another 4 mats to finish my home gym area in my garage. It's really starting to shape up. Can't wait till I finish it.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i need a massage now

    badly

    poo
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    What is the best way to work your core?

    I hope it isn't crunches.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    squats and powercleans today!

    got my spandex on and long pants and gonna go make the rec my bitch

    gonna go cash my change in and see about buying some converse those seem to be the consensus weight lifting shoe for cheap, no?

    @Xehalus bridges/planks & six inches

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    SliderSlider Registered User regular
    First week of wrestling is almost over. My legs are sore. My entire body is in pain. There are bruises all over my legs, something in my right elbow hurts, and I pulled a muscle in my chest and back.

    Good times.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    squats and powercleans today!

    got my spandex on and long pants and gonna go make the rec my bitch

    gonna go cash my change in and see about buying some converse those seem to be the consensus weight lifting shoe for cheap, no?

    @Xehalus bridges/planks & six inches

    Hi top and high socks, make the ladies swoon.

    Xehalus squats, deadlifts, hanging leg raises.

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    TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    Fuck yes the hi top chucks. I've got the velcro strap on there too. Good to lift in.

    I've tried raised heel a couple of times but I don't know if it's for me. I'm very very glute dominant. In fact 40% of my bodyweight is glutes and glute-related accessories.

    After 4 weeks of insomnia since this shit with the girlfriend went down - finally got my first decent night of sleep. 9 hours. I feel fucking invincible right now. Thank you very much, valerian root.

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    This is probably a really stupid question, but...

    Is there something lifting related that could cause me to feel ill? Like... flu-like symptoms? Started about three hours after I left the gym.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    No. That'll be the flu.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Xehalus wrote:
    What is the best way to work your core?

    I hope it isn't crunches.

    Squats, pullups, dragon flags.

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    EmruggsEmruggs Registered User regular
    Fro, you probably shouldn't have licked the bar.

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    TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    Always lick the bar. It's good luck.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Also spit on your hands before you grab it, it helps your grip.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    and sometimes when you're sick and the symptoms haven't hit yet and you have gone to the gym and just wrecked your body and you will feel twice as bad

    that's happened to me before i reckon

    also, yeah hi top chucks what the fuck else is there? ain't no scrub.

    decided to hold off on the gym until three - fucking parking services was there handing out tickets when i drove by twenty minutes ago. do not feel like a parking ticket currently. got $60 from my change cup today

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    if you're already on the way to being sick, and then you work out hard, then your body is trying to fight the disease AND fix your muscles

    so yeah that

    also ow this tweaking of my shoulder thing hurts, my fault for bad deadlift form.

    poo
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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Ive been loving being able to work out at home. I wish I was home right now working out! I need to find a good set of dumbells. 25-75lbs should do fine

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    BuddiesBuddies Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Xehalus wrote:
    dude making his abs morph.youtubevideo

    That video always creeps me out and makes me jealous at the same time.

    Buddies on
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