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One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, New Fish [CHAT]!

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Stalker Shadow of Chernobyl might be something you want to check out.

    Or for a similar game but with more RPGness Fallout New Vegas.

    Also I just got back from a float trip with the family. My relatives only almost died twice. It was great.

    Also scary.

    But mostly great.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited July 2011
    Here's a game for ya!
    http://www.excalibur-publishing.co.uk/streetcleaning.htm

    Actually no, I just came here to express how annoyed I am that this company can make a game so devoid of any sort of entertainment whatsoever and stay in business, while it seems that every other day another game company goes bankrupt. And this company has made like, 40 of these damn games! The only way the existence of Street Cleaning Simulator makes any sense to me is if this company turns out to be a front for a major money laundering operation.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Well, if every other company made 40 games in 5 or so years, they'd probably stay in business too.

    (market flooding non-withstanding)

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    @ninjai

    Let's see..

    Bioshock, Fallout: New Vegas, Kotor 2, Vampire: The Masquerade-Bloodlines

    If you can stomach to play Infinity Engine games still, add Planescape: Torment, and Fallout 1/2

    And I have not played it, but many people are quite enamored by The Witcher 2.

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  • McGibsMcGibs TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hey, there's alot of street-cleaners, bus drivers, cement truckers, and zamboni-eers that need training!


    I've been playing supreme commander 2 all day. Its nice to have a less tactical, more strategic RTS.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Here's a game for ya!
    http://www.excalibur-publishing.co.uk/streetcleaning.htm

    Actually no, I just came here to express how annoyed I am that this company can make a game so devoid of any sort of entertainment whatsoever and stay in business, while it seems that every other day another game company goes bankrupt. And this company has made like, 40 of these damn games! The only way the existence of Street Cleaning Simulator makes any sense to me is if this company turns out to be a front for a major money laundering operation.

    To be fair, I'll bet these games sell really well to those departments.

    EDIT: Beat'd by Gibs.

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  • McGibsMcGibs TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I think the that someone is making actual training simulator games for mundane jobs is pretty cool, and an excelent use of the game medium. I'm sure civic governments all over the place are buying tons of copies of those games to make training thier personell much easier and enjoyable. As an up and coming bus driver, would you rather sit in a boring ass classroom for a few weeks, then do boring ass ride-alongs with some grumpy old bus driver to learn, or would you rather play a sim?

    The fact theyre available to the public is also good for people looking for those kind of jobs. Having experience with a sim would certainly help out those without experience, and I'm sure looks pretty good on a resume. And just the fact that having a computer game as a valid training point on a resume stikes me as pretty damn cool.


    I'm not gunna play them, I'm sure you aint gunna play them, Bacon, but they're still a great example of gamification and the good things that games can be applied to. In a few decades when they start using more educational games for schooling and other training, we'll be glad this sort of thing worked. Why listen to a boring ass science class lecture on how space works, when you can let kids play something like Universal Sandbox, and actually have them activly learn shit.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Can't think of anything really recent on PC that I have had a major jones for. There's Dragon Age II, but I haven't played that yet. First one was good though, as you already know.

    Mustang on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited July 2011
    McGibs wrote: »
    As an up and coming bus driver, would you rather sit in a boring ass classroom for a few weeks, then do boring ass ride-alongs with some grumpy old bus driver to learn, or would you rather play a sim?

    Probably the former, honestly. At least then I'm being bored by an actual experience, rather than being bored by a simulation of a boring experience.

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  • Toji SuzuharaToji Suzuhara Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Put Street Cleaning Simulator in a Steam sale and you'll sell a million impulse units.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I would actually like to play a street cleaner simulator. Not as much as a shooting simulator, but.... I can see a market for that.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Farming Simulator 2011 was the top selling game in Germany for a while.

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  • harrykharryk Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
  • KronusKronus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I've been thinking about picking up Burnout Paradise for PC but I'm still on the fence. Seems fun? I know you can't drive a street cleaner in it but that's only a minor fault. Come to think of it, Street Cleaning Racer would be a pretty epic multiplayer, clean your area before your friends or you're fired.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Dear copy writer:

    I hate working with you. I hate it when you give me a mountain of text and then chop out half because it's too long and you ruin the layout that I spent two hours making. I think very little of you.

    Sincerly,

    MagicToaster

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  • GrifterGrifter BermudaModerator mod
    edited July 2011
    So, I just logged into G+ and in the share area it has a little icon asking if I want to share recent pictures from my phone. I'm not sure if that's awesome or if I should be scared.

    Grifter on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I am 23 today!

    I am also very sick ahaha

    Godfather on
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    http://alpha-flag.com/

    check it
    Special Alpha Flag Issue 01 Package

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Happy Birthday, Godfather!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Grifter wrote: »
    So, I just logged into G+ and in the share area it has a little icon asking if I want to share recent pictures from my phone. I'm not sure if that's awesome or if I should be scared.

    Yeah I got that too.

    Was a little worried, but it all it does is prompt you if you want to use the picture on G+, it's not actually public until you click "share this".

    Brolo on
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm starting to come around to social networking.....I do like that people and companies I like can update me on all their things without having to visit 5 different websites.

    Also Happy Birthday Godfather it has been 11 years since I was 23....apart from being terrified of girls and drinking lots of liquor to hide the fear, I remember very little of it.

    Mustang on
  • GrifterGrifter BermudaModerator mod
    Welcome to the new forums, PA:AC peoples!

  • ChromatomicChromatomic Mr. DCRegistered User regular
    I'm scared and confused. Somebody hold me.

  • ninjaininjai Registered User regular
    SO I guess so far the winners are the Witcher and Deus Ex. (Got a lot of PM's in response) :D
    Is FO: New Vegas that much different than FO3? Cuz FO3 to me was nothing but obliviguns... and I didn't like oblivion.

    So, in the last month I've gone from 218 to 190. I'm sure some of you have seen my pictures on facebook, and they're from march last year, so I was like 240. I'll try to get some new pics up to show the change when I actually have a camera handy.

  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I second Chromatomic's sentiment because I've just found out that people unironically like Blink 182!

    I mean, in this day and age? What in the seven blue fucks?!

    Spectre-x on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    Wow my avatar scales up poorly.

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    I gotta reupload SO MANY AVATARS

  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    Awww, and no more animations, I guess? Guess I'll have to make a new one.

    Tam's posts are never going to be quite the same again without the animation.

  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    The white background definitely isn't ideal for an art forum.

    skype: rtschutter
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Awww, and no more animations, I guess? Guess I'll have to make a new one.

    Tam's posts are never going to be quite the same again without the animation.

    I've seen people with animated avatars, but I don't know how they managed it.

    I'm not really a fan of this white background either, but I gather a lot of people are unhappy with it. Hopefully it'll be changed.

    Flay on
  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    Welp, time to find a new avatar because this one does not look so hot at 80x80.

    Also, the forums are garish as shit. I want my soothing blue background and white text back.

  • The_Glad_HatterThe_Glad_Hatter One Sly Fox Underneath a Groovy HatRegistered User regular
    EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT!
    Also, My hat doesn't seem to be moving anymore : /

    Perhaps a re-upload will fix it?

  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    This is exciting! We're in an alien yet familiar environment and things are buggy, broken and different. It's just like Star Trek: The Motion Picture!

    Pretty soon DMAC will get possessed by the ghost of NASA...

  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    If I understand the issue with animated avatars correctly, what's happening is the forums are automatically upscaling your avatar, thus breaking the animation of it. If you re-upload at the proper new native size, it should work?

    EDIT: I LURV the new Jailed avatars!

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  • chidonachidona Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Spectre-x wrote:
    I second Chromatomic's sentiment because I've just found out that people unironically like Blink 182!

    I mean, in this day and age? What in the seven blue fucks?!

    Blink's aight.

    Hmmm. Now that avatars are big enough to see I might have a search through my stash and ssee if I have one that fits.

    chidona on
  • Toji SuzuharaToji Suzuhara Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Wow, how do you make these avatars not look awful? I'm getting artifacts to the moon here.

    (P.S. Thanks for the plugs, Kochi!)

    ed: I guess the secret is not to use JPG. PNGs, ahoy.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I have been working on a poem all night. I am a poet!

  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    I have been working on a poem all night. I am a poet!

    A regular Jon Keats, you are! Minus the tuberculosis...

    Also, I like the new forums!

  • ninjaininjai Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    It takes me a while, but every once in a while I'm reminded how terrible I am at drawing.... :(

    but hey, at least I'm still having fun :P I did some fun (if potentially creepy) fan art for LoL. I can't find a damn image host X(

    ninjai on
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ARGH MY EYES!

    ALSO - My threadless tshirt is up for voting :D

    ...how do I add a link, now?

    http://www.threadless.com/submission/353981/Cola_Mustard_Sodium

    ...oh you just paste it and it works. that's neat!

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