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One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, New Fish [CHAT]!

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    That was already posted. Im callin you out.

  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    That's why it was... in a quote?

  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    It's the new Colin's Bear Animation.

  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    squidbunny wrote:
    Xenogears was a huge, huge deal to me when it came out. I remember feeling like I was playing some massive, groundbreaking opus as a youngster. But man, that game does not hold up at all, visually or thematically.
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    yeah, Xenogears is very much so a "we have to kill a god/the god" JRPG, which is all the jrpgs, but it was crazy heavy handed with it which doesn't happen anymore. I think 16bit stuff holds up way better than early ps1 era stuff. Even ff7 and ff9, games I love, are a little hard to get back with visually. The the final fantasy games did alot of pre-rendered stuff and painted backgrounds that hold the games together.

    Grifter that video is both funny and the stuff of nightmares.

  • GrifterGrifter BermudaModerator mod
    Iruka wrote:
    Grifter that video is both funny and the stuff of nightmares.

    I don't quite know what to make of it. It's kind of a WTF video but it makes me chuckle every time I watch it too.

  • SiegfriedSiegfried Registered User regular
    I agree wholeheartedly about many ps1 games not aging well. One thing that doesnt help is a lot of tvs and monitors are getting bigger and wider, so if you play a ps1 game on it it ends up being stretched to fuck or way bigger and on a clearer screen so all the jagged edges are more prominent.

    In other news, i got my stephen silver books today! I was wondering where they were.

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    Kochikens wrote:
    My fav is when I can get my kiss on with other dudes.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    The PC version of FF8 looks fantastic still.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Too bad it's still FF8.

  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    FF8 is my favorite of the ps1 era FF games.

    Suck it haters.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    ...

    WE ALL... HAVE AMNESIA???

    AND WE WERE RAISED... IN THE SAME... ORPHANAGE???

    ...

  • TheExAmTheExAm Gerrymandered your districts Registered User regular
    Fugitive wrote:
    Grifter wrote:

    Speaking of things that are completely horrifying

    I... I am too impressed by how well they blended that... thing into the environment to be horrified by this.

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  • squidbunnysquidbunny Registered User regular
    I'm with you, Napp. FF8 is as underrated as FF7 is overrated, and the Junction system trumps its plot stupidity. And its plot is stupid, but I don't think it's importantly worse than, like, the stupid bait-and-switch ending of FF9.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    I think that most final fantasy games would be better if they started with a coherent setting.

    A bunch of orphans being sent out on missions as mercenaries by their beloved academy just seems...off.

    Really, really off.

  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    ...

    WE ALL... HAVE AMNESIA???

    AND WE WERE RAISED... IN THE SAME... ORPHANAGE???

    ...

    Meh, that's a small blemish on an otherwise solid tale.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    gunsword

    really just squall in general

    I dislike him even more than cloud

  • SiegfriedSiegfried Registered User regular
    Napp, from the short time I've known you, I can gather that you basically hate everything most people deem worthy, and you love that which is universally considered garbage.

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    Kochikens wrote:
    My fav is when I can get my kiss on with other dudes.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Eh... that's not true at all. Its just easier to get into a discussion if you don't agree about something.

    In most cases my views are at least similar to everyone elses but just saying "yep, i agree" doesn't really standout much. So you pretty much only see me talking about something that is different than the general view.

    But FF8 is a soild game. If it had a different magic system, everyone would have loved it. As it was, its a little... not fun to constantly draw magic.

    edit: actually, if you wouldn't have gotten more magic per-draw and only gotten like, one draw per battle, it would have been a lot better.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • GrifterGrifter BermudaModerator mod
    I'm thinking that I should get a bicycle and start using that to commute to work. Walking works and all but I think I'd enjoy biking to work more than riding my motorcycle in. It's just too damn hot to walk in some days. I figure biking in will be eco-friendly and quick enough that I won't sweat my bollocks off.

  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    how far is it to your work and how many hills are in the way?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NamNam Registered User regular
    The only fun part of FF8 was the card game it had in it.

    I liked FFtactics for ps1 best.

  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    dear jesus.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    holy triple post batman.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    oh man fftactics for ps1 was so phenom

  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    and, to be fair, I really do like FF9 as well. Its ff7 that I never could get into... Cloud's such an huge dick who only gets worse as the game goes on (and he turns into a whiney bitch. His character arc is kind of the complete opposite of Squall's. Squall becomes a decent human being and Cloud completely collapses in his emo-ness). That and the plot makes no sense at all (refer to Adus' LP of FF7)

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Grifter wrote:
    Iruka wrote:
    Grifter that video is both funny and the stuff of nightmares.

    I don't quite know what to make of it. It's kind of a WTF video but it makes me chuckle every time I watch it too.

    Like I literally had a very minor panic attack when he rounded the corner the first time.

    I have only a small handful of intense phobias that elicit a "freeze in place, break out in a cold sweat while your heart leaps out of your chest" response. One of them is icebergs, the other is human bodies suddenly jerking around unnaturally.

    It didn't help that I watched it within maybe 30 seconds of waking up this morning.

    Fugitive on
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    best ff is ff12

    i will defend this only by putting up my punchers and gettin read for punchpunch

  • GrifterGrifter BermudaModerator mod
    edited September 2011
    Nappuccino wrote:
    how far is it to your work and how many hills are in the way?

    If I actually obey the traffic laws there's one hill to go down and one to go up on the way to work. There's the same deal on the way home. I live about a ten to fifteen minute walk from my office. It's just bloody hot and humid here so the walk can become a grueling task.

    I think I might get the Cannondale Bad Boy or Hooligan.

    Grifter on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Guys, guys, calm down now

    Every Final Fantasy game sucked in its own, special way.

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    punchpunchpunch

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Kochikens wrote:
    best ff is ff12

    i will defend this only by putting up my punchers and gettin read for punchpunch

    sorry but the best one is FFX-2

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8TT8Lf55zo&feature=related

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Kochikens wrote:
    punchpunchpunch

    Knock that off, it tickles.

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    oh rolo you bitch

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    dress spheres

  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    You know what my favorite FF game was? METAL GEAR SOLID!

  • NamNam Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Gunblade.

    Dumbest thing ever.

    edit: Did anyone play any of the Arc the lad games for ps1?
    Rolo wrote:
    dress spheres

    Okay, that takes the cake.

    Nam on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    Nam wrote:
    Gunblade.

    Dumbest thing ever.

    At least that sword was a reasonable size.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    i take it back my favourite ff was legend of the dragoon

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    You know what my favorite FF game was? METAL GEAR SOLID!

    Speaking of which, I read on IGN that the creative director for Halo 4 quit, saying the whole thing had become a "crazy endeavor"

    Do you know how incredibly bat-shit crazy you have to get a plotline for the guy who worked on Metal Gear Solid 4 to give up on it?

  • I liked the commercial for Final Fantasy 7. You know, the one that didn't show any gameplay so if you've never heard of Final Fantasy before you'd think it would be some sweet action game, instead of a game where you fight with the power of menus?

  • squidbunnysquidbunny Registered User regular
    I don't have time or desire to type all my opinions of all these FFs so I'm just gonna do this:

    1: :^:
    2: :v:
    3: N/A - played about 5 hours of it.
    4: :^:
    5: :^:
    6: :^: :^: :^:!!!
    7: :^:
    8: :^:
    9: :^:
    10: :^:
    11: Not getting into this.
    12: :^:
    13: :v:
    14: Really not getting into this.

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