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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    People suck.

    I made a failed cannon rush, which is kind of all in. When it failed I cannoned myself in, rushed for void rays and won. This was my fourth protoss game.

    :-/

    Which league? I run into (much delayed) void ray "rushes" relatively often in Bronze and tend to find them hilarious.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    Silver, I was gonna quit. But then I thought maybe this guy sucks. And then I won.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    one corruptor sitting over a mineral line counters like infinite phoenixes though (with a spore crawler)

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  • SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    10 wins, two losses today... feels good man

    And some Zerg called me a "moron noob" for 4 gating him after he stole my gas, then expanded hatch before spawning pool. I mean, what the hell did he expect?

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  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    People suck.

    I made a failed cannon rush, which is kind of all in. When it failed I cannoned myself in, rushed for void rays and won. This was my fourth protoss game.

    Yup. Anything below grandmasters, I would just play out the game until absolutely sure you lost. Failed All-ins can still win games, fumbled cheeses, and whatnot.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    Word. The quality of players here is very up and down.

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  • chuckleberryfinnchuckleberryfinn Ireland Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    People suck.

    I made a failed cannon rush, which is kind of all in. When it failed I cannoned myself in, rushed for void rays and won. This was my fourth protoss game.

    No offence but...I usually think people who do cannon rushes suck. Win, loose or draw.

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    No Protoss players were underpowered during this post.
  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    "There's no racial imbalance here"

    Idra is such a damn goose. And bad commentator.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    Legitimate tactics

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  • chuckleberryfinnchuckleberryfinn Ireland Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    Legitimate tactics

    Special Tactics

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    No Protoss players were underpowered during this post.
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    Protoss is really fun though, on my level of skill.

    If notice that I float minerals I just throw down fifty buildings at the same time, it is pretty neat.

    Or like if I miss timing on building whatever I can waste a few chrono boosts, ain't nobody gone notice.

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  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Spaffy wrote: »
    10 wins, two losses today... feels good man

    And some Zerg called me a "moron noob" for 4 gating him after he stole my gas, then expanded hatch before spawning pool. I mean, what the hell did he expect?

    4-gate doesn't punish hatch first in time to prevent it from being in every way superior to pool first.

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  • TorgaironTorgairon Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    kedinik wrote: »
    Spaffy wrote: »
    10 wins, two losses today... feels good man

    And some Zerg called me a "moron noob" for 4 gating him after he stole my gas, then expanded hatch before spawning pool. I mean, what the hell did he expect?

    4-gate doesn't punish hatch first in time to prevent it from being in every way superior to pool first.

    ^

    if there's anything I learned while being forever trapped in gold, it's that if you telegraph a 4-gate to a hatch firsting zerg he'll have eleven spine crawlers or fifty speedlings or both by the time you show up and then you'll cry and reroll zerg like I'm planning to do.

    edit: I also believe that gold-level 4-gating may in some way be the culprit

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  • chuckleberryfinnchuckleberryfinn Ireland Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Torgairon wrote: »
    if there's anything I learned while being forever trapped in gold

    I know that feeling. :?

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    No Protoss players were underpowered during this post.
  • SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Torgairon wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Spaffy wrote: »
    10 wins, two losses today... feels good man

    And some Zerg called me a "moron noob" for 4 gating him after he stole my gas, then expanded hatch before spawning pool. I mean, what the hell did he expect?

    4-gate doesn't punish hatch first in time to prevent it from being in every way superior to pool first.

    ^

    if there's anything I learned while being forever trapped in gold, it's that if you telegraph a 4-gate to a hatch firsting zerg he'll have eleven spine crawlers or fifty speedlings or both by the time you show up and then you'll cry and reroll zerg like I'm planning to do.

    edit: I also believe that gold-level 4-gating may in some way be the culprit


    Yeah but this guy was an eedjit. By the time his pool finished Warpgate research was about half done, I had a stalker, a zealot, and a 2nd stalker on the way to his base. Remember: gold :)

    Although I'm finally starting to face plat / diamond guys again! I think I may be on my way to being promoted back into plat.

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  • Enigma435Enigma435 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Spaffy wrote: »
    Torgairon wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Spaffy wrote: »
    10 wins, two losses today... feels good man

    And some Zerg called me a "moron noob" for 4 gating him after he stole my gas, then expanded hatch before spawning pool. I mean, what the hell did he expect?

    4-gate doesn't punish hatch first in time to prevent it from being in every way superior to pool first.

    ^

    if there's anything I learned while being forever trapped in gold, it's that if you telegraph a 4-gate to a hatch firsting zerg he'll have eleven spine crawlers or fifty speedlings or both by the time you show up and then you'll cry and reroll zerg like I'm planning to do.

    edit: I also believe that gold-level 4-gating may in some way be the culprit

    Yeah but this guy was an eedjit. By the time his pool finished Warpgate research was about half done, I had a stalker, a zealot, and a 2nd stalker on the way to his base. Remember: gold :)

    Just a tip that will help you advance. Don't think of yourself as in gold. Think and play as if your opponent is competent. You don't want to base your play around assumptions that will eventually fade away. At the lower levels the entire game is about solid fundamentals. Play that works against good players works well against bad players too. Not that a 4 gate is a bad response against a gas steal, but don't assume things like their pools will be late when making your plans.

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  • SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Enigma435 wrote: »
    Spaffy wrote: »
    Torgairon wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Spaffy wrote: »
    10 wins, two losses today... feels good man

    And some Zerg called me a "moron noob" for 4 gating him after he stole my gas, then expanded hatch before spawning pool. I mean, what the hell did he expect?

    4-gate doesn't punish hatch first in time to prevent it from being in every way superior to pool first.

    ^

    if there's anything I learned while being forever trapped in gold, it's that if you telegraph a 4-gate to a hatch firsting zerg he'll have eleven spine crawlers or fifty speedlings or both by the time you show up and then you'll cry and reroll zerg like I'm planning to do.

    edit: I also believe that gold-level 4-gating may in some way be the culprit

    Yeah but this guy was an eedjit. By the time his pool finished Warpgate research was about half done, I had a stalker, a zealot, and a 2nd stalker on the way to his base. Remember: gold :)

    Just a tip that will help you advance. Don't think of yourself as in gold. Think and play as if your opponent is competent. You don't want to base your play around assumptions that will eventually fade away. At the lower levels the entire game is about solid fundamentals. Play that works against good players works well against bad players too. Not that a 4 gate is a bad response against a gas steal, but don't assume things like their pools will be late when making your plans.

    What I meant was, I had a probe scout alive the entire time. I knew what was going on and knew right up until I attacked that he had no units or static D.

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  • chuckleberryfinnchuckleberryfinn Ireland Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Can't believe Kawaii lost that.

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    No Protoss players were underpowered during this post.
  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
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  • Enigma435Enigma435 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Spaffy wrote: »
    Enigma435 wrote: »
    Spaffy wrote: »
    Torgairon wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Spaffy wrote: »
    10 wins, two losses today... feels good man

    And some Zerg called me a "moron noob" for 4 gating him after he stole my gas, then expanded hatch before spawning pool. I mean, what the hell did he expect?

    4-gate doesn't punish hatch first in time to prevent it from being in every way superior to pool first.

    ^

    if there's anything I learned while being forever trapped in gold, it's that if you telegraph a 4-gate to a hatch firsting zerg he'll have eleven spine crawlers or fifty speedlings or both by the time you show up and then you'll cry and reroll zerg like I'm planning to do.

    edit: I also believe that gold-level 4-gating may in some way be the culprit

    Yeah but this guy was an eedjit. By the time his pool finished Warpgate research was about half done, I had a stalker, a zealot, and a 2nd stalker on the way to his base. Remember: gold :)

    Just a tip that will help you advance. Don't think of yourself as in gold. Think and play as if your opponent is competent. You don't want to base your play around assumptions that will eventually fade away. At the lower levels the entire game is about solid fundamentals. Play that works against good players works well against bad players too. Not that a 4 gate is a bad response against a gas steal, but don't assume things like their pools will be late when making your plans.

    What I meant was, I had a probe scout alive the entire time. I knew what was going on and knew right up until I attacked that he had no units or static D.

    Ok that's just a level of extra sad on his part.

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  • chuckleberryfinnchuckleberryfinn Ireland Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Wtf Kawaii

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  • Fizban140Fizban140 Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    That build looked way too strong, how the hell does terran hold that?

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  • peacekeeperpeacekeeper AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Will tsl4 be all koreans?

    [ ] yes
    [ ] yes

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  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Grah. So my internet decides to act up right when I'm about to stream. I can't really afford to ladder if I'm going to get disconnected, so...

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  • TorgaironTorgairon Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    sorry bruh, you don't look too happy. :(

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    It's kind of depressing how many times foreign pros float 1K+ minerals in major tournaments. The foreign scene quite obviously has a long, long way to go.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    So uh, why aren't Select and Killer on ventrilo or something in a tournament team game?

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  • Fizban140Fizban140 Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    Yeah I don't get that, maybe Select doesn't speak much english?

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    That's the only reason I can imagine.

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  • FrozenzenFrozenzen Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Select is a US citizen I think? He has lived there for a while at least. There might be a reason they don't use voice coms though, but no idea what.

    But Fenix/TT1 were a lot better in 2v2 overall.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    select's english is not the greatest

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  • Fizban140Fizban140 Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    I have no idea who killer is, maybe his english isn't great too.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    select vs rain is happening right now? with idra casting

    not exactly sure what it's for. I guess masters cup?

    idra casting a tvt makes me happy. he shouldn't have switched races, he'd have less to complain about (as if)

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    Stream is nuked for me.

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  • Enigma435Enigma435 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Variable wrote: »
    select vs rain is happening right now? with idra casting

    not exactly sure what it's for. I guess masters cup?

    idra casting a tvt makes me happy. he shouldn't have switched races, he'd have less to complain about (as if)

    It's the ace match of the masters cup semi finals.

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  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Variable wrote: »
    select vs rain is happening right now? with idra casting

    not exactly sure what it's for. I guess masters cup?

    idra casting a tvt makes me happy. he shouldn't have switched races, he'd have less to complain about (as if)

    It's the ace match in a clan war. EGMC semi-finals, I think.

    e: Enigmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • Enigma435Enigma435 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Kedinik can't handle my forum APM.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    thanks to you both

    I ought to play tonight. been playing lots of mortal kombat and not enough starcraft, and I'm going away tomorrow for a week. I'll probably be posting a bit and maybe watching some stuff but I won't be playing.

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  • peacekeeperpeacekeeper AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    you think you can go on holidays once you made masters? you'll never be korean this way!

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    worst thing about masters so far is that my rank has plummeted from not playing. in diamond it barely ever moved.

    edit - the audio wasn't coming through for the start of it but I think I just saw a kingston commercial with incontrol (that much I know I saw) in the style of an ESPN commercial. I hope so. either way it made me laugh just seeing incontrol do anything.

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