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Vampires.

MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
We can all agree up-front that vampires were a bad concept and a poor execution on the part of our divine creator.

Have you ever known one of those people who are so into vampires that they file their teeth down or some other dumb shit?

That's what I'm talking about. Like this kid:

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what does he think he's going to live forever now or something?

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I like to read vampire stories and see vampire movies but I also like to puch people who wear those stupid teeth and think they are vamps right in the face.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You probably love Anne Rice, and this is your way of hiding it.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I am talking in an AIM chat with a person who believes himself to be a vampire at this very instant.
    I want to punch him in the face so hard.

    The only redeeming quality is that he doesn't shove it down our throats or do stupid shit.
    He just thinks he's a vampire.

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    You probably love Anne Rice, and this is your way of hiding it.

    No, I'm actually just racist against vampires

    It's exactly what it looks like

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote: »
    No, I'm actually just racist against vampires

    It's exactly what it looks like

    Liar.

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  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i watched some old and shitty spanish/mexican cartoon movie last night that was about these spanish/mexican vampires trying to keep this one dude from giving away a cute to vampirism because they wanted to make a profit off of it.

    WTF SPANIXCANS

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Liar.

    I swear to God, I never read a book in my life!

    You can believe that right?

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote: »
    I swear to God, I never read a book in my life!

    You can believe that right?

    In a metaphysical (read: bullshit) sense, this very forum is a book!

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote: »
    I swear to God, I never read a book in my life!

    You can believe that right?

    He has obviously never left middle school... his story checks out.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    i'm a vampire

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have seen horrors

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    no you aren't

    i'm totally a vampire

    you cant understand because you are just cattle and food

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    By talking about them, we are drawing their ire.

    Somewhere on the distant corner of the interwebs, their forums are tracking our movements waiting to vamp out.

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    He has obviously never left middle school... his story checks out.

    Thank you.

    Anyone who knows me knows I'm too retarded to read anything larger than a pamphlet.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I recently read " I am Legend."

    That was a cool Vampire story.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    no you aren't knob

    then where did this cape come from, huh

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So today I heard an emo high schooler tell his emo high schooler friends, 'You're all a bunch of drones.'

    I giggled.

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've been known to enjoy a book that involves vampires, just none of that gay romantic-supernatural shit that a ton of shitty female authors have been jumping on in the last decade and writing shitty romance vampire popcorn.

    I can't stand Anne Rice either.

    I did enjoy The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova

    I also have never met people who think they are vampires but I have HEARD about them. I hate goths/emo kids so I suppose vampire people are just more extreme, so I'd hate them with more passion.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I like vampires much more then Warewolves.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There's some comic I saw about vampires protecting humans in a zombie apolocalyptic world because the vampires needed humans to survive. I think they were trying to get made into a movie.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    you got that from the costume store yesterday

    you mean the vampire store

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I like vampires much more then Werewolves.

    was that on purpose?

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you mean the vampire store

    I thought it was a website

    www.vampmerch.com

    edit: somebody should register that

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I like vampires much more then Warewolves.
    when the light of the full moon hits them they transform into a terrible, slavering beast who longs only for illegally downloaded software

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well played, redhead.

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    oh hey, someone post those funny stories from venturing into a vampire support forum....

    I must be really tired. I'm having trouble forming sentences that flow right in my head.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    no i mean the costume store that's where you got the teeth and the plastic pendant too ok

    don't listen to tfs he's just mad because he asked me to make him a vampire and i said no

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rockmonkey wrote: »
    oh hey, someone post those funny stories from venturing into a vampire support forum....

    I must be really tired. I'm having trouble forming sentences that flow right in my head.

    conversely someone should post in a vampire support forum about how they are addicted to Count Chocula.

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "I went to the doctor but all he did was suck the blood out of my neck...

    ...don't go to Dr. Acula." --mitch hedberg




    ba-dum pshhh

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    more like scrubs

    lol



    sorry

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    So today I heard an emo high schooler tell his emo high schooler friends, 'You're all a bunch of drones.'

    I giggled.

    Did you hit him? That would have been the right thing to do there.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Known vampires:

    Dracula
    Blackula
    White Blackula
    White Paktacula
    Scott Bakula

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Otaku Inquisition wrote: »
    Known vampires:

    Dracula
    Blackula
    White Blackula
    White Paktacula
    Scott Bakula

    I'm sure there are a few more but you got the big ones

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey now Dracula is pretty cool well except for Van Hellsing Dracula because that was a pretty bad Dracula

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