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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I think wiggling around the lightsaber is probably a dark side move

    "The Jedi Path" states that a clean stabbing, or "shiak", is preferred because it "indicates you are in control of the blade and the Force is in control of you."
    god damn it

    What?

    it was supposed to be a joke

    But it led to the discovery that there's somebody wrote something called "the Jedi Path" which other people aparently read of their own free will, which is an even funnier joke

    I...I read that from my own copy of it. :(

    South host on
    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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    Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Quid wrote: »
    Why does Steam pause my downloads when I'm not even playing online?
    http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ifkcf/dear_steam_i_know_you_read_this_sometimes_please/

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Why does Steam pause my downloads when I'm not even playing online?

    Lots of disk activity from the download could still cause stuttering in an offline game

    Ugh, Windows' performance under disk activity. Doesn't take much to make Windows crap its pants.

    More like Windows' performance under any activity. It sucks that the de facto OS for gaming is such a shitty OS for gaming.

    Premier kakos on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    South host wrote: »
    I...I read that from my own copy of it. :(

    Are you a professional student of the force or just a dedicated amateur

    Senjutsu on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I think wiggling around the lightsaber is probably a dark side move

    "The Jedi Path" states that a clean stabbing, or "shiak", is preferred because it "indicates you are in control of the blade and the Force is in control of you."
    god damn it

    What?

    it was supposed to be a joke

    But it led to the discovery that there's somebody wrote something called "the Jedi Path" which other people aparently read of their own free will, which is an even funnier joke
    http://www.starwars.com/vault/books/jedipath/index.html
    Keywords: Other Collectibles, Non-Fiction

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I think wiggling around the lightsaber is probably a dark side move

    "The Jedi Path" states that a clean stabbing, or "shiak", is preferred because it "indicates you are in control of the blade and the Force is in control of you."
    god damn it

    What?

    it was supposed to be a joke

    But it led to the discovery that there's somebody wrote something called "the Jedi Path" which other people aparently read of their own free will, which is an even funnier joke
    http://www.starwars.com/vault/books/jedipath/index.html
    Keywords: Other Collectibles, Non-Fiction

    No.

    No.

    No. It can't be.

    Nooooo.

    DO NOT WANT!

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    But it led to the discovery that there's somebody wrote something called "the Jedi Path" which other people aparently read of their own free will, which is an even funnier joke

    http://www.jedichurch.org/

    Incenjucar on
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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I think wiggling around the lightsaber is probably a dark side move

    "The Jedi Path" states that a clean stabbing, or "shiak", is preferred because it "indicates you are in control of the blade and the Force is in control of you."
    god damn it

    What?

    it was supposed to be a joke

    But it led to the discovery that there's somebody wrote something called "the Jedi Path" which other people aparently read of their own free will, which is an even funnier joke
    http://www.starwars.com/vault/books/jedipath/index.html
    Keywords: Other Collectibles, Non-Fiction

    No.

    No.

    No. It can't be.

    Nooooo.

    DO NOT WANT!

    I got my username from the poorly translated version of Star Wars that created the "do not want" phrase. 8-)

    South host on
    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
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    In America, this would end in the fatal shooting deaths of five civilians when the officer "accidentally" discharged his firearm 20 times in to five people thinking it was his water gun.

    Dear god... I sound like Thanatos.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    But it led to the discovery that there's somebody wrote something called "the Jedi Path" which other people aparently read of their own free will, which is an even funnier joke

    http://www.jedichurch.org/

    This is like the Cthulhu For President party complaining that the FEC isn't treating them with the dignity their joke cause deserves

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    We were there! I was very surprised to see police marching and even more shocked to see them being cheered.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    is anyone good at math

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    We were there! I was very surprised to see police marching and even more shocked to see them being cheered.

    also the army!

    the army dudes were even flexing and posing on top of their humvee

    Pony on
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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    I...I read that from my own copy of it. :(

    Are you a professional student of the force or just a dedicated amateur

    Dedicated amateur. My midichlorian count isn't high enough to be a Jedi.

    South host on
    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Why does Steam pause my downloads when I'm not even playing online?

    Lots of disk activity from the download could still cause stuttering in an offline game

    Ugh, Windows' performance under disk activity. Doesn't take much to make Windows crap its pants.

    More like Windows' performance under any activity. It sucks that the de facto OS for gaming is such a shitty OS for gaming.

    I've never had trouble with this.

    Maybe you shouldn't have such a bitch computer?

    Have you considered not having such a bitch computer?

    Quid on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    tyrannus wrote: »
    is anyone good at math

    I've heard Stephen Hawking is ok at it

    Senjutsu on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    We were there! I was very surprised to see police marching and even more shocked to see them being cheered.

    also the army!

    the army dudes were even flexing and posing on top of their humvee

    Oh man the army dudes were RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE. The dude in the beret who was really hamming it up and posing? My God.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    So, um, I think I am okay with unemployment again because I bought New Vegas for $9 and I think I will play it forever.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    I...I read that from my own copy of it. :(

    Are you a professional student of the force or just a dedicated amateur

    Dedicated amateur. My midichlorian count isn't high enough to be a Jedi.

    RRAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEE!

    Midichlorians almost got me kicked out of Episode 1. In retrospect, I wish they had.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Also holy shit congrats so much choco and cass!

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ha.

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I prefer to think of Midichlorians as a lifeform that does not grant Force ability, but rather they just multiply faster in people with a strong Force connection.

    South host on
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    It is 9:30pm on July THIRD.

    ...and fucking people are blowing shit up outside.

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    People were blowing stuff up around here for the past 2 nights. If you celebrate freedom too fast, you strain your freedom muscles.

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    Tw4winTw4win Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Tox wrote: »
    It is 9:30pm on July THIRD.

    ...and fucking people are blowing shit up outside.

    They have been blowing shit up in Baltimore since last weekend.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    is anyone good at math

    I've heard Stephen Hawking is ok at it

    what about you

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Tox wrote: »
    It is 9:30pm on July THIRD.

    ...and fucking people are blowing shit up outside.

    WHOO!

    Quid on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    cass discovered today she has a thing for attractive soldiers in uniform

    i am sure this would cause her jaunty beret wearing, hippie 17 year old self to scream and implode

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I just opened [chat] to bitch about the fireworks

    fuck people

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I am a gunslinging dude with a cowboy hat and gross mustache/beard combo.

    I am hating on slavers all day errday.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I dont know what to playyyyyy!

    Alpha Protocol or LoL

    EDIT or SWG

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Greeper, I had a similar situation, in which my girlfriend decided to tell me she decided she was a lesbian.

    Only, you know, she was already openly bisexual.

    And she didn't want to break up with me or stop having sex.

    So, I didn't exactly understand what that meant.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I dont know what to playyyyyy!

    Alpha Protocol or LoL

    EDIT or SWG
    not lol

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    cass discovered today she has a thing for attractive soldiers in uniform

    i am sure this would cause her jaunty beret wearing, hippie 17 year old self to scream and implode

    17 year old Cass would be fucking horrified at who I've become holy shit

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    i am a-okay with fireworks.

    they're a poppin and sparklin and a shootin outside but it doesn't really bother me.

    Maybe because I was once one of those people.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    is anyone good at math

    I've heard Stephen Hawking is ok at it

    what about you

    I think he's probably pretty good at it, yeah

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    tyrannus wrote: »
    is anyone good at math

    Isn't Kakos a math guy? Or the math guy?
    I'm a math major. I just like geometry though.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    to be fair to cass those soldiers were ridiculously hot

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    South host wrote: »
    I prefer to think of Midichlorians as a lifeform that does not grant Force ability, but rather they just multiply faster in people with a strong Force connection.

    How dare you inthult thtar warth canon

    get out of my thight you George Lucath uthurper

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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