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Dishonored: Reviews are in, it's good! Completion hours equivalent to penis length.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Luca72 wrote: »
    Bane voice: I was BORN without a head!

    That got a lol

    I was blotchy from tears of laughter from that part.

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  • programjunkieprogramjunkie Registered User regular
    Frei wrote: »
    People not playing a non-stealth/high chaos run at some point are missing out on an almost completely different experience, including just how awesome the combat in the game is when you have all your lethal gadgets and swordplay and the freedom/desire to use them.

    Also, the subtle character differences, and the final level, which has an amazing high chaos atmosphere. This really is a game worth playing at least twice.

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Well high/low chaos are basically 2 different games that happen to share the same levels.

    I mean the mechanics you use in a balls out murder everything playthough are completely different from a no kills playthrough.

  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    I recently killed my first
    Weepers

    And I'm going to speculate that is the Dishonored equivalent to 5th Freedom Mode, where I can get shooty and stabby. Which is good because it was the first time I had to use a gun. I still don't know how to use traps yet, I haven't had to use one.

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    As a point, killing those still counts for chaos purposes.

    The only things in the game that don't are those fucking clam things. Which was a mercy from the developer because why the fuck do those things exist except to piss you off?

  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    maxed agility + drop assassinations never gets old.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    As a point, killing those still counts for chaos purposes.

    The only things in the game that don't are those fucking clam things. Which was a mercy from the developer because why the fuck do those things exist except to piss you off?

    Goddammit. Why, god, why?
    They're fucking plague infested zombies. It should increase Chaos if I don't kill them. Space Marine logic.

    The Empress provides.

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    This is a genuine spoiler if you've not finished the game but:
    The low chaos ending ends with the plague being cured. Which means you're killing people who would be fine

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Slightly less of a spoiler (contains information in the first 15 minutes of the game):
    The Empress says that she doesn't want Weepers being killed or anything, people with the plague are still people and there is still hope for them. Whether you think she's unjustifiably optimistic or not, the game agrees with her. Once you start killing Weepers, what's next? Killing anyone infected? Killing people who have had contact with the infected? Etc.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Well I just found out they're chokable, so I'm comfortable treating them as I do the guards now.

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  • AkilaeAkilae Registered User regular
    Cantido wrote: »
    Corvo was banging his fine ass Emperess.

    Finish the game and you will reconsider that statement.

  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Really? Because far as I remember pretty much anything that's mentioned of that subject (some slander from Pendleton and a few written notes) points towards it being true.

  • AkilaeAkilae Registered User regular
    Really? Because far as I remember pretty much anything that's mentioned of that subject (some slander from Pendleton and a few written notes) points towards it being true.

    The qualification behind that statement, not the factuality of it.

  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    Really? Explain.

    Also the secret room behind the fireplace in the castle would suggest otherwise.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    He was the Royal Plumber. He maintains the Royal Plumbing.

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    I have no way of knowing whether that is:

    a) A euphemistic joke you made up
    b) A euphemistic joke in the game that you are using tongue-in-cheek
    c) A euphemistic joke in the game that you have woefully misunderstood

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  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    He was fucking her.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Say, when it came to neck stabbing, were any of the guards in the game female? You had a few lady zombies in the end but I can't remember if you ever killed women in the game or was it 100% male targets.

  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    There's one female assassination target. No female guards as far as I'm aware.

  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    there was one female assassination target and a lot of female civilians if you went for a stabbity stab stab playthrough.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    there was one female assassination target and a lot of female civilians if you went for a stabbity stab stab playthrough.

    Yeah, but none of the women are armed. I imagine they don't even try to defend themselves; they run away from crazy Corvo.

  • Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    there was one female assassination target and a lot of female civilians if you went for a stabbity stab stab playthrough.

    Yeah, but none of the women are armed. I imagine they don't even try to defend themselves; they run away from crazy Corvo.

    Sometimes they stumble across you when you're trying to be sneaky. And with no non-lethal melee attack, a few have gotten stabbed to prevent alerts.

    Other times I've given up on stealth after taking out guards went loud and just wandered around the maids looting the place. They'd cower in place as I completely ignored them for 5 minutes looking for loose change and canned eel snacks. I surmise they may have been afraid I'd make even more of a mess for them to deal with than the 6 partially burned bodies lying around.

    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    there was one female assassination target and a lot of female civilians if you went for a stabbity stab stab playthrough.

    Yeah, but none of the women are armed. I imagine they don't even try to defend themselves; they run away from crazy Corvo.

    Sometimes they stumble across you when you're trying to be sneaky. And with no non-lethal melee attack, a few have gotten stabbed to prevent alerts.

    Other times I've given up on stealth after taking out guards went loud and just wandered around the maids looting the place. They'd cower in place as I completely ignored them for 5 minutes looking for loose change and canned eel snacks. I surmise they may have been afraid I'd make even more of a mess for them to deal with than the 6 partially burned bodies lying around.

    Freezing is a normal response to abject terror dude.

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  • Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    there was one female assassination target and a lot of female civilians if you went for a stabbity stab stab playthrough.

    Yeah, but none of the women are armed. I imagine they don't even try to defend themselves; they run away from crazy Corvo.

    Sometimes they stumble across you when you're trying to be sneaky. And with no non-lethal melee attack, a few have gotten stabbed to prevent alerts.

    Other times I've given up on stealth after taking out guards went loud and just wandered around the maids looting the place. They'd cower in place as I completely ignored them for 5 minutes looking for loose change and canned eel snacks. I surmise they may have been afraid I'd make even more of a mess for them to deal with than the 6 partially burned bodies lying around.

    Freezing is a normal response to abject terror dude.

    They don't exactly freeze. They won't move on their own but if you walk into them they bowl over and get right back up in their new location and root themselves again. So they can and do move, just not without you playing human Slinky. I actually do like that since it means they won't block your path but it makes for a really weird sight.

    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    He was fucking her.

    I just found....
    The daughter's drawing of Corvo without a mask. It's all happy and it's labeled DADDY. :(

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Not sure if it's that particular one but I know one of those changes based on whether you are high or low chaos. The high chaos one does not hit the feels.

  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    there was one female assassination target and a lot of female civilians if you went for a stabbity stab stab playthrough.

    Yeah, but none of the women are armed. I imagine they don't even try to defend themselves; they run away from crazy Corvo.

    Sometimes they stumble across you when you're trying to be sneaky. And with no non-lethal melee attack, a few have gotten stabbed to prevent alerts.

    Other times I've given up on stealth after taking out guards went loud and just wandered around the maids looting the place. They'd cower in place as I completely ignored them for 5 minutes looking for loose change and canned eel snacks. I surmise they may have been afraid I'd make even more of a mess for them to deal with than the 6 partially burned bodies lying around.

    Freezing is a normal response to abject terror dude.

    They don't exactly freeze. They won't move on their own but if you walk into them they bowl over and get right back up in their new location and root themselves again. So they can and do move, just not without you playing human Slinky. I actually do like that since it means they won't block your path but it makes for a really weird sight.

    Okay yeah that is weird. If the object of your terror actually touches you'd expect most people who were freezing temporarily to freak out and switch straight to flight. If they were completely shut down out of terror they'd just stay on the ground. Getting up again before refreezing is definitely odd behavior.
    Not sure if it's that particular one but I know one of those changes based on whether you are high or low chaos. The high chaos one does not hit the feels.

    Oh, it hits the feels alright. Just not the same feels.

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    Getting up again before refreezing is definitely odd behavior.

    Ahem.

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  • BionicPenguinBionicPenguin Registered User regular
    Is it just me or can Knife of Dunwall not be purchased despite coming out tonight?

  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    Getting up again before refreezing is definitely odd behavior.

    Ahem.

    *pat pat*

    I dunno how to tell you this.

    He's talking about a sleep dart.

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  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Is it just me or can Knife of Dunwall not be purchased despite coming out tonight?

    Not just you, oddly it's not actually listed under the DLC section of the Dishonored store page yet.
    I have it from pre-ordered from GMG, no key as of yet though.
    Edit: Just got my key.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Man, who is the lying liar who said this game is short? This is taking me a while. What did they do, a Call of Duty run?

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    If you turn on objective markers and walk towards the arrow or whatever you can beat the game pretty fast I assume.

  • NightslyrNightslyr Registered User regular
    If you turn on objective markers and walk towards the arrow or whatever you can beat the game pretty fast I assume.

    Even with objective markers it's pretty long. I did a mostly assassin run (love that perk that turns killed mooks to ash), and it still took me 15 hours or more. There's so much to find, listen, read, it's amazing.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    Cantido wrote: »
    Man, who is the lying liar who said this game is short? This is taking me a while. What did they do, a Call of Duty run?

    I am doing a no kills, ghost and mostly flesh and steel run so not bothering with upgrades. I have found you can get through the game surprisingly fast if you don't give a shit about anything outside of objectives. But then again this is also my third playthrough so......

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    Nightslyr wrote: »
    If you turn on objective markers and walk towards the arrow or whatever you can beat the game pretty fast I assume.

    Even with objective markers it's pretty long. I did a mostly assassin run (love that perk that turns killed mooks to ash), and it still took me 15 hours or more. There's so much to find, listen, read, it's amazing.
    Ah but when I said "walk towards the arrow or whatever" I meant "do that and nothing else." If you want to ignore most of the game, it lets you - unlock most games these days it doesn't force you to sit through 100 cutscenes worth of story. The short breaks at the pub between missions are all it forces on you and even those you can skip through pretty fast. I love how the game is all about letting you discover things yourself by poking around and exploring.

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    I still remember the hullabaloo before this game launched where some guy speedran it in like 6 hours and then called the game really short.
    *pat pat*

    I dunno how to tell you this.

    He's talking about a sleep dart.

    It was a joke about animation states. *Frog dissection*

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  • DranythDranyth Surf ColoradoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Well, DLC downloading. I assume it became available about 25 minutes ago, but I just finished up my games of Smite and decided to check. Thought maybe it was supposed to be midnight Pacific again...

    Oh, and it appears to be 2.0GB of data.

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Honestly I wish that in second playthroughs you could just flat out skip the pub sections.

    It's probably the main barrier to me doing another playthrou

  • FreiFrei A French Prometheus Unbound DeadwoodRegistered User regular
    Decided to go ahead and pick up the DLC since I was really impressed with the game and want it to do well. Looking forward to settling in and playing it soon.

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