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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Batman hates it when criminals get a good night's sleep!

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited July 2011
    friggin' shortpacked

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Batman doesn't like it when you point a gun at him!

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Zonugal wrote: »
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    I love how that seems completely awesome until you read the bottom.

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
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    I love how that seems completely awesome until you read the bottom.

    The best kind of humor, disappointing!

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited July 2011
    superman is like a billion times better than batman

    I'm sorry I've been sitting on that for fourteen pages but god damn

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    It's the first rule of comedy for a reason.

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    superman is like a billion times better than batman

    I'm sorry I've been sitting on that for fourteen pages but god damn

    GET OUT!

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Pfff

    The best thing to come out of Superman was the Batman's Sexy Hat Hat edit from Red Son.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited July 2011
    no the best thing to come out of superman is when bruce wayne got his chump ass captured and then superman dressed up as batman and clowned all of batman's bad guys

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited July 2011
    no wait the best part is when a guy holds a school hostage and then superman tracks him down, grabs the dudes gun and shoots at his face, and then grabs the bullet out of the air like two inches away from the dude's cranium and he's all "and that is why you always leave a note"

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    no the best thing to come out of superman is when bruce wayne got his chump ass captured and then superman dressed up as batman and clowned all of batman's bad guys

    Okay.

    I have to give you that one.

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Best thing to come out of Superman was Batman banging Lois Lane and bragging about it.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ugh, Clint. why'd you have to post that.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ugh, Clint. why'd you have to post that.

    Because he is a bad person. Also a heretic.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Batman is kind of a jerk.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    kevin smith has never done anything redeeming in his entire life

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited July 2011
    man, a "the rapist" joke, huh

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    wait

    what

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I think Batman and Superman are both pretty good and people should like good stories the most.

    Especially if Martian Manhunter is in them.

    Especially if he

    oh wait, he's always shirtless.

    mmmmmmmmm

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Batman is kind of a jerk.

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    Well, he's doing it to HAL.

    Totally excusable.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I think Batman and Superman are both pretty good and people should like good stories the most.

    Especially if Martian Manhunter is in them.

    Especially if he

    oh wait, he's always shirtless.

    mmmmmmmmm

    well, not always

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    not related to batman but it is HORSE SHIT that america doesn't have milkmen

    I want some fucking milk, why do i have to go to the goddamn store for it

    ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA and all that

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    not related to batman but it is HORSE SHIT that america doesn't have milkmen

    I want some fucking milk, why do i have to go to the goddamn store for it

    ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA and all that

    Every day I have this thought. You know why?

    Because I would love to be a milkman.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The last Milkman we ever had was an Archenemy of Superdude.

    That was so long ago.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    not related to batman but it is HORSE SHIT that america doesn't have milkmen

    I want some fucking milk, why do i have to go to the goddamn store for it

    ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA and all that

    Every day I have this thought. You know why?

    Because I would love to be a milkman.

    This is in fact, an excellent reason why we no longer have milkmen.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    not related to batman but it is HORSE SHIT that america doesn't have milkmen

    I want some fucking milk, why do i have to go to the goddamn store for it

    ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA and all that

    Every day I have this thought. You know why?

    Because I would love to be a milkman.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9YL0yHohts

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Melding wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    not related to batman but it is HORSE SHIT that america doesn't have milkmen

    I want some fucking milk, why do i have to go to the goddamn store for it

    ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA and all that

    Every day I have this thought. You know why?

    Because I would love to be a milkman.

    This is in fact, an excellent reason why we no longer have milkmen.

    I go through about a gallon & a half of milk a day, it is an ideal profession for me.

    Plus you know, all the adultery...

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I think Batman and Superman are both pretty good and people should like good stories the most.

    Especially if Martian Manhunter is in them.

    Especially if he

    oh wait, he's always shirtless.

    mmmmmmmmm

    well, not always

    I don't know what you're talking about

    probably stuff that never happened.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Goatmon wrote: »
    The last Milkman we ever had was an Archenemy of Superdude.

    That was so long ago.

    What about that guy who became a security guard?

    Fired for pyromania?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    The last Milkman we ever had was an Archenemy of Superdude.

    That was so long ago.

    What about that guy who became a security guard?

    Fired for pyromania?

    Oh yeah, I remember that guy.

    His milk was delicious.

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  • JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    It's fortified with what the world wants.

    What the world deserves.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Batman is cool

    But yes Geebs is correct Superman is more cool

    Superman and J'onn are the coolest Justice League guys (apart from in the animated series where Flash is by far the best).

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    okay the comic page posted on the last page that people keep groaning about

    I do not see what is so wrong about it

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    You don't see the problem with Kevin Smith changing one of the defining moments in Batman's history to include the fact that he wet his pants for a cheap joke.

    You don't see the problem with that.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Kevin Smith basically took a really cool and iconic scene and decided that we should know Batman peed himself during it. Not to mention the fact that he decides to tell this incredibly stupid and embarrassing anecdote to a random dude he had just met for no reason.

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