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Internet Romancin'
FactorySquirrel
Marceline's HenchmanLand of OooRegistered User regular
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Sometimes you are lonely, and you want to talk to people who might be interested in kissing you. Luckily, there are websites for that!
Here is one:
And here is another:
Let's help one another in crafting profiles that reflect us at our best, so that we can find people who like us! Also let's talk about how we are doing in our quests for affection.
Here is one:
And here is another:
Let's help one another in crafting profiles that reflect us at our best, so that we can find people who like us! Also let's talk about how we are doing in our quests for affection.
"That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
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i want to fuck her sister, just to spice things up
again.
Satans..... hints.....
Tell me what is happening. Things are going on, but I am not connecting the dots. Assist me.
we've never met
i've met your lady though
she squeezed my butt, then almost got me thrown out of my hotel room
classy, all the way
you have messaged a girl four times and think you might be dating her
that is what is happening
No, no. I do not think I am dating her. I know I am not dating her. But if she's dating someone, shouldn't she be like "Hey, let's stop this, 'cause I found a dude, and I don't need to see if I like you anymore."
You are neck deep in a Seinfeld episode.
that is assuming she only talks to people she is dating
she could easily be looking for any kind of relationship
Good point. If I'm understanding you correctly, you're saying that she wants to be my friend?
if that is the case...you know what to do
I do know what to do if that is the case!
Let's call that "the best-case scenario". I am not so full of myself that I think it is the most likely outcome, but I'm confident enough to acknowledge its possibility.
But usually talking to people is a blast
unless they are vapid and boring. Which actually doesn't happen all that often.
The secret to getting women is to be that full of yourself 24 hours a day.
I don't know how it works, but it absolutely does, even if you are like 50-75% kidding.
Whatever world you inhabit is one I would love to be a part of.
just pick the right people to talk to
Los Angeles is pretty dope.
Orange County has been pretty good to me too.
There was once a time when "stick it in da butt" was the standard response to any question asked in SE++.
I do not miss those times.
you solve all your problems by sticking it in the butt
Yeah but I resented being told that
like it wasn't the very first solution I tried.
I... I've had this conversation. For real. o_o (I was in natek's place.)
Let me tell you, there was some shocking dates before this one, I can tell you. Hoo boy
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
might post my profile later on
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Unless it was a dirty Tory who messaged you
Then I met another dude on the internet. He's pretty cool.
Does Blake know about this pretty cool dude
Satans..... hints.....
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Check out Carlisle.
Unless this is a situation where it turns out all the nice women came out of the woodwork in time for me to nuke my account
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Satans..... hints.....
@HB: It's a nice story, though. Just sayin'.