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Internet Romancin'

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    i am for a man's right to choose

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    what is your gaypal name?

    pope liberace xvii?

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    do you wanna have coffee this week?

    Sure, text me sometime and I'm sure I'll be around :)

    Ten on
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    they need to come out with birth control for dudes already

    redfenix on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2011
    they....do?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I think he means an ingestible thing for dudes

    seriously though, they do need that

    something that kills all sperm

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Rane, it's called a cleaver.

    Fyndir on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    that is neither ingestible nor does it kill sperm

    your joke answer is SHITTY AS FUCK

    Raneados on
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    :'(

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    if you ingest a scalpel with your scrotum you get a vasectomy

    only doctors can feed your scrotum scalpels though

    they are trained

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    easier if you put it in a nice sandwich

    FAQ on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    just drink like a ton of mountain dew bro

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    just drink like a ton of mountain dew bro

    that's actually an urban myth that came about from anyone who drinks a lot of mountain dew isn't really the kind of person that has any sex anyway

    so end result is the same!

    Raneados on
  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Junpei wrote: »
    I met my wife on the internet, only like 9 years ago >.>

    On a terrible terrible web game and its associated hive of scum and villainy

    I once, no word of a lie, ended up meeting some based off our shared presence in a fanfiction forum.

    I think in terms of internet cred that makes me unable to judge anyone, anywhere, for pretty much anything

    This almost happened to me, I never met her in person though. She turned out to be pretty cool, we still talk every now and then

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    just drink like a ton of mountain dew bro

    that's actually an urban myth that came about from anyone who drinks a lot of mountain dew isn't really the kind of person that has any sex anyway

    so end result is the same!

    yeah I was joking because that is the dumbest urban legend

    Centipede Damascus on
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    though chillin in a hot tub erryday will keep em from being useful

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    just drink like a ton of mountain dew bro

    that's actually an urban myth that came about from anyone who drinks a lot of mountain dew isn't really the kind of person that has any sex anyway

    so end result is the same!

    yeah I was joking because that is the dumbest urban legend

    i was also joking!

    i don't know where that urban legend came from

    but it's true that fuckin' neeerddddsssss don't get a lot of poon

    Raneados on
  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I've had p bad luck this year

    I hope it improves somehow

    Berk on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    berk just so you know

    if you ever wanna bang some fellas, I'm sure there's a few dozen dudes around here that have you on "standing invitation" status

    Raneados on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    basically the dye yellow number 5 caused descreased sperm counts in mice when they ingested huge amounts

    mountain dew has an amount of yellow number 5 in it

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    huge amounts you say

    in mice you say

    "has an amount" you say

    Raneados on
  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    berk just so you know

    if you ever wanna bang some fellas, I'm sure there's a few dozen dudes around here that have you on "standing invitation" status

    JSDuck-1.gif

    Berk on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hooray

    date tonight


    leaving... shortly

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    yeah like you didn't know about your fanboys!

    A LIKELY STORY INDEED

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Man what's wrong with the Dew you fuckers

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    koshian

    why you so racist against bronies

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    should I make a brony section for my websites forum

    Berk on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Berk wrote: »
    should I make a brony section for my websites forum

    entire site should be bronies-only

    I hate sharing the internet with narrow-minded mundanes

    Brolo on
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    HEY: If you ingest a cleaver, I'm pretty sure your testicles would stop producing sperm.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    Berk wrote: »
    should I make a brony section for my websites forum

    yes and can i mod it

    you can be the mod for the bronies forum teefs can mod everything else

    Berk on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    i wanna be mod of wu-tang sub forum

    and mini-raekwon forum

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    cool so at least 4 people will be on my forum score

    Berk on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    name forum "Wu Whole Platoon Filled With Raccoons"

    Calamity Jane on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    can I be in charge of hazing the new pledges? sexually, fashionably, and otherwise

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    goddamn it, pandora

    i really don't need to hear this song right now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Mz_kyRlWY

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    just reactivated my okcupid page

    not sure why exactly

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I just deleted my okcupid page

    makes ignoring it so much easier

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2011
    just reactivated my okcupid page

    not sure why exactly

    hey q-t do you want 2 go 2 the movies

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    this is the opposite of internet romance, but on another site entirely, i just saw a video of a woman pushing an entire apple, out of her butt.

    i needed to share that.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    why

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