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Internet Romancin'

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I just deleted my okcupid page

    makes ignoring it so much easier

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    just reactivated my okcupid page

    not sure why exactly

    hey q-t do you want 2 go 2 the movies

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  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    this is the opposite of internet romance, but on another site entirely, i just saw a video of a woman pushing an entire apple, out of her butt.

    i needed to share that.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    why

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  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    o, i didnt expect that's what'd it be
    it was just... suprise!
    thanks, site.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    i've seen that

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    redfenix wrote: »
    this is the opposite of internet romance, but on another site entirely, i just saw a video of a woman pushing an entire apple, out of her butt.

    i needed to share that.

    About Me:

    Just check out this video of a woman pushing an apple out of her asshole. This is everything you need to know about me

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    dating someone with multiple sclerosis is really fucking difficult

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  • StraightziStraightzi I am growing weaker, and the night is coming on. If He can look me in the face again, I may not have time to act...Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    dating someone with multiple sclerosis is really fucking difficult

    In any magical unexpected ways, or just like, for the obvious reasons that people with MS are difficult to be around?

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    dating someone with multiple sclerosis is really fucking difficult

    You should watch The West Wing with them, and from time to time explain to them that you didn't "get it" before, but now you totally understand their pain. :rotate:

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Well she's essentially asymptomatic from a superficial standpoint

    It's more that her actual symptoms make it difficult to work and she worries about being a burden on me and so is uncommunicative when I am an asshole to her out of a fear that I'm going to bail because she's too difficult.

    Also obviously there is that fear that I'm going to suddenly find myself dating someone who is confined to a wheelchair or utterly blind or unable to take pleasure in sex.

    edit: Fyndir that is probably the most callous thing I have heard today and I've been listening to myself

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    gay guys apparently looove me.

    i need to start setting up some more dates, but i never know what we should go do. there's never anything going on in this goddamn town.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    if you're gay it is 100% okay to have sex on the first date

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    or on first "saw you in the bathroom at this truck stop"

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    aka keith's rule

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    edit: Fyndir that is probably the most callous thing I have heard today and I've been listening to myself

    That's because I'm a terrible person.

    Sorry. <3

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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    sarukun wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    maybe, unless she is the one that assumes four messages equates to dating

    if that is the case...you know what to do

    I do know what to do if that is the case! :D

    Let's call that "the best-case scenario". I am not so full of myself that I think it is the most likely outcome, but I'm confident enough to acknowledge its possibility.

    The secret to getting women is to be that full of yourself 24 hours a day.


    I don't know how it works, but it absolutely does, even if you are like 50-75% kidding.

    I just wanted to confirm the truth of this post.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    but...

    but keith...

    i don't wanna look like a slut or anything. :(

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  • FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Registered User
    edited July 2011
    Okay, so I learned basically what I already knew, which is that she's got a dude now. I said "Hey cool. Awesome." (paraphrased) and left it at that.

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    "That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    my thing is basically a casual thing now

    i'm okay with that, i think

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    edit: Fyndir that is probably the most callous thing I have heard today and I've been listening to myself

    That's because I'm a terrible person.

    Sorry. <3

    It's ok, I am certainly a bit touchy about this, especially since my own callousness has exacerbated the situation.

    I can sympathize. I, too, am a terrible person.

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Let's form a support group for terrible people, away from the harsh glares and judgement of the rest of the world.

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  • FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Registered User
    edited July 2011
    Isn't that already what this is?

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    "That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    i want to bang keith

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    naw, I think most of the people on these boards are genuinely good people

    although it might be a good support group for people who think they are terrible but actually aren't



    I sincerely hope I fall into that category

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    but...

    but keith...

    i don't wanna look like a slut or anything. :(

    all gays are

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i want to bang keith

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    What ever happened to Nelly Furtado

    Gonna see if I can find her on okstupid

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    although it might be a good support group for people who think they are terrible but actually aren't

    that describes like, 99% of support groups everywhere ever

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Ten wrote: »
    I went on a date last week, it was fairly mediocre mostly because of my inability to take control of a conversation. I hadn't mentioned to her that I'd been married until earlier this year though so apparently that freaked her out when I mentioned it, and I don't think we'll see each other again. I still don't know whether I should say anything about that in my profile or not, and if not, when to bring it up.

    I'm not even sure I want to be full on dating yet, but I definitely need to start getting out and meeting new people because otherwise I'm going to end up a hermit.

    It would probably be a good thing to at least say you are recently divorced, or y'know don't tell them anything. Secrets are fun, Ten!

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'd say something like 'recently divorced, not sure what I'm looking for yet, just want to meet some new people, blah blah blah'

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    That's good, but I'd throw a blee bloo in there. blah blee bloo blah blah

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    abloo abloo ablooo

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  • FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Registered User
    edited July 2011
    a bloo bloo bloo

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    "That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    just put an audio clip of pricess rainacorn crying in your profile

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ7Ww3rd06c

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  • KazakaKazaka Registered User
    edited July 2011
    Keith wrote: »
    but...

    but keith...

    i don't wanna look like a slut or anything. :(

    all gays are

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o

    I seriously love this song

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Campion wrote: »
    Ten wrote: »
    I went on a date last week, it was fairly mediocre mostly because of my inability to take control of a conversation. I hadn't mentioned to her that I'd been married until earlier this year though so apparently that freaked her out when I mentioned it, and I don't think we'll see each other again. I still don't know whether I should say anything about that in my profile or not, and if not, when to bring it up.

    I'm not even sure I want to be full on dating yet, but I definitely need to start getting out and meeting new people because otherwise I'm going to end up a hermit.

    It would probably be a good thing to at least say you are recently divorced, or y'know don't tell them anything. Secrets are fun, Ten!

    Whatever you do just don't come off as Ross from Friends.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    This J-Date site is a bunch of bullshit. Who are they to say that I'm not one of the chosen people? They're a fucking website.

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