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Internet Romancin'

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Kazaka wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    but...

    but keith...

    i don't wanna look like a slut or anything. :(

    all gays are

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o

    I seriously love this song

    I'm here to say this exact same thing

    Futore on
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    This J-Date site is a bunch of bullshit. Who are they to say that I'm not one of the chosen people? They're a fucking website.

    like half my law school is on j-date

    I'm not really surprised

    just amused

    MrMonroe on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    (I only went on j-date because I got a big-ole aquiline nose and I ain't mind a person who has the similar)

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm not sure how offended I'm supposed to be right now, Monroe

    Futore on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    naw, I think most of the people on these boards are genuinely good people

    although it might be a good support group for people who think they are terrible but actually aren't



    I sincerely hope I fall into that category

    You're good people!

    And speaking of support, have you and/or your lady looked into couples/individual relationship therapy for people with long-term diseases? It's a Big Deal that you're both going to have to live with and some facilitated conversations might help with the stuff you were talking about earlier.

    Usagi on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Usagi wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    naw, I think most of the people on these boards are genuinely good people

    although it might be a good support group for people who think they are terrible but actually aren't



    I sincerely hope I fall into that category

    You're good people!

    And speaking of support, have you and/or your lady looked into couples/individual relationship therapy for people with long-term diseases? It's a Big Deal that you're both going to have to live with and some facilitated conversations might help with the stuff you were talking about earlier.

    I agree
    Futore wrote: »
    I'm not sure how offended I'm supposed to be right now, Monroe

    "very" would be a reasonable response

    MrMonroe on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I guess I should also say "thanks," Jess

    you're definitely good people too

    I won't forget you grabbing my hand and telling me "I don't see a ring on this finger"

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  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I just back from a date with someone I met on OKC.

    I found it difficult to look at her.

    And I'm pretty certain I farted at one point.

    But the view from where we were sitting at the restaurant was spectacular.

    Slider on
  • KazakaKazaka Registered User
    edited July 2011
    Futore wrote: »
    Kazaka wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    but...

    but keith...

    i don't wanna look like a slut or anything. :(

    all gays are

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o

    I seriously love this song

    I'm here to say this exact same thing
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    Just replace work with posts and here you go

    Kazaka on
    ... They ate, slept and worked. Some of them found uninteresting partners at work who they married and came home to. Sometimes they would half-heartededly thrust into each other and children were made. They lived a middle class existence until their deaths to heart disease and cancer.
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited July 2011
    I just got my photos back from my day at the tiger nursery. fuck I need to loose some goddamn weight. No wonder I'm single!!!

    On a different note: my male friend can't seem to comprehend the idea of an "unreciprocated" blow job. He doesn't understand that it gives me the feeling of great power.

    Also: he's either gay or retarded. I mean, a chick ain't gotta be hot to give you a blow-job, right?!?!

    ThreeCubed on
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited July 2011
    Slider wrote: »
    I just back from a date with someone I met on OKC.

    I found it difficult to look at her.

    And I'm pretty certain I farted at one point.

    But the view from where we were sitting at the restaurant was spectacular.

    This is the best post.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • KazakaKazaka Registered User
    edited July 2011
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    I mean, a chick ain't gotta be hot to give you a blow-job, right?!?!

    I'd definitely prefer if I didn't feel the same odd mixture of shame and pleasure that comes from masturbating

    so yes I would like it for her to be hot

    Kazaka on
    ... They ate, slept and worked. Some of them found uninteresting partners at work who they married and came home to. Sometimes they would half-heartededly thrust into each other and children were made. They lived a middle class existence until their deaths to heart disease and cancer.
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited July 2011
    Kazaka wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    I mean, a chick ain't gotta be hot to give you a blow-job, right?!?!

    I'd definitely prefer if I didn't feel the same odd mixture of shame and pleasure that comes from masturbating

    so yes I would like it for her to be hot

    Fair enough.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Who gets ashamed masturbating

    That shit rules

    Poorochondriac on
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    do you guys like me & my date

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    You're on the right, yeah?

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    i'm actually the mostly ruined bed post

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    also the stains on the wall.

    Koshian on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    megan how did u get my private photo..

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The top wallstain looks like it was made by half a shoe. But it is so high up!

    stimtokolos on
  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hoverhand on the FFVII Shiva. That sure is something.

    Rinder on
  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    He is apparently a very busy man and does not have time to take a second picture.

    stimtokolos on
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    He drastically overestimated the size of a Shiva.

    Fyndir on
  • PixelMonkeyPixelMonkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Gotta make my profile 1000 words ... and not suck.

    PixelMonkey on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Campion wrote: »
    Ten wrote: »
    I went on a date last week, it was fairly mediocre mostly because of my inability to take control of a conversation. I hadn't mentioned to her that I'd been married until earlier this year though so apparently that freaked her out when I mentioned it, and I don't think we'll see each other again. I still don't know whether I should say anything about that in my profile or not, and if not, when to bring it up.

    I'm not even sure I want to be full on dating yet, but I definitely need to start getting out and meeting new people because otherwise I'm going to end up a hermit.

    It would probably be a good thing to at least say you are recently divorced, or y'know don't tell them anything. Secrets are fun, Ten!

    Basically, Ten, my profile when I built it said 'Recently divorced, no baggage'.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Mysst wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    Ten wrote: »
    I went on a date last week, it was fairly mediocre mostly because of my inability to take control of a conversation. I hadn't mentioned to her that I'd been married until earlier this year though so apparently that freaked her out when I mentioned it, and I don't think we'll see each other again. I still don't know whether I should say anything about that in my profile or not, and if not, when to bring it up.

    I'm not even sure I want to be full on dating yet, but I definitely need to start getting out and meeting new people because otherwise I'm going to end up a hermit.

    It would probably be a good thing to at least say you are recently divorced, or y'know don't tell them anything. Secrets are fun, Ten!

    Basically, Ten, my profile when I built it said 'Recently divorced, no baggage'.

    "Recently divorced; paper baggage (will degrade over time)"

    Garlic Bread on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    So I've been on a few dates through OK Cupid. One years ago and three recently. It's interesting in that every date has been pretty good and fun but the outcomes have been very different. A good date doesn't guarantee a relationship.

    As7 on
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Kazaka wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Kazaka wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    but...

    but keith...

    i don't wanna look like a slut or anything. :(

    all gays are

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o

    I seriously love this song

    I'm here to say this exact same thing
    tumblr_lcnpn6JAvM1qaeltvo1_500.pngJust replace work with posts and here you go

    It is one of the best pop songs ever.

    Also I am (will be) a slut.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Gotta make my profile 1000 words ... and not suck.

    Link it brosef. Handsome man like yourself should be beating em off with a pointy stick

    Tef on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    shopping for lady clothes is way more entertaining than shopping for men's clothes

    Futore on
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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I have to admit, going into some stores I see the ladies' section and just think "damn that actually looks really nice and colourful."

    Gatsby on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm colorblind, so when I go clothes shopping, I find the cutest clerk and say, "Help me, I'm colorblind and have no idea what I'm doing."

    Get complimented on how I dress like whoa

    Poorochondriac on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    so do you guys want to do drag with me

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    See Keith that takes money and effort, both of which I am lacking.

    Gatsby on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Keith wrote: »
    so do you guys want to do drag with me

    I'd be a total booger. I'd have to sashay away in like two days flat.

    Poorochondriac on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The last time I was tasked with shopping for lady clothes it was a last minute emergency assignment to buy my sister a dress for my uncle's wedding

    Blargh

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm colorblind, so when I go clothes shopping, I find the cutest clerk and say, "Help me, I'm colorblind and have no idea what I'm doing."

    Get complimented on how I dress like whoa

    Yeah holds me back on fashion a lot and is what keeps me asking people for help. Like I've become pretty good at knowing what cuts and designs would go well on what women, but I'll never be able to 100% trust my color choices and that stinks

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I tried walking in some heels the other day

    looked like a D9 prawn walkin around

    Abracadaniel on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    The last time I was tasked with shopping for lady clothes it was a last minute emergency assignment to buy my sister a dress for my uncle's wedding

    Blargh

    jesus, charged with buying a girl a dress, for a wedding no less

    couldn't a done that

    FAQ on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    i am alternating between feeling really good about my life and really bad about it

    Orikaeshigitae on
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