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My sister was asleep, her cat asleep next to her head. Construction started up, and the cat got startled and bolted, just so happening to sprint across my sister's face, clawing it all to shit.
So my morning started with my (still drunk from last night) sister coming into my room, bleeding profusely from the face, wailing. I had to calm her down, administer first aid, get her to go back to bed, take the cat.
So did I but it was the Conquest of Nerath
My coyote did not like the man who came to the door at 1600 something asking if we had any scrap metal.
Snaping jaws and a vicious growl probally diswayed him from comming back to see
So did I but it was the Conquest of Nerath
My coyote did not like the man who came to the door at 1600 something asking if we had any scrap metal.
Snaping jaws and a vicious growl probally diswayed him from comming back to see
Is it bad that I saw scrap metal and immediately thought of hats?
A long time ago my brother was in a car accident with professional car accidents {or whatever you call the people who on purpose get into accidents to sue the pants off others}
The funny thing is it's one of the few times Cheyenne cops did something positive and investagated the scene. Because it's kind of stupid to come down a blind hill going 55mph in snow and ice and not use your brakes.
It went back and forth for years since she kept ending up in jail and would try another go at the insurance. before she finally gave up or ended up in prison
So did I but it was the Conquest of Nerath
My coyote did not like the man who came to the door at 1600 something asking if we had any scrap metal.
Snaping jaws and a vicious growl probally diswayed him from comming back to see
Is it bad that I saw scrap metal and immediately thought of hats?
A long time ago my brother was in a car accident with professional car accidents {or whatever you call the people who on purpose get into accidents to sue the pants off others}
The funny thing is it's one of the few times Cheyenne cops did something positive and investagated the scene. Because it's kind of stupid to come down a blind hill going 55mph in snow and ice and not use your brakes.
It went back and forth for years since she kept ending up in jail and would try another go at the insurance. before she finally gave up or ended up in prison
This was just a little paint scrape with a BU student who looked like she was 18, but a very hot 18.
So did I but it was the Conquest of Nerath
My coyote did not like the man who came to the door at 1600 something asking if we had any scrap metal.
Snaping jaws and a vicious growl probally diswayed him from comming back to see
Is it bad that I saw scrap metal and immediately thought of hats?
Sat on the can for 15 minutes, contemplated calling in sick to work, watched angel while I ate a bowl of cookie crisps, then headed to work. Same as yetserday
My sister was asleep, her cat asleep next to her head. Construction started up, and the cat got startled and bolted, just so happening to sprint across my sister's face, clawing it all to shit.
So my morning started with my (still drunk from last night) sister coming into my room, bleeding profusely from the face, wailing. I had to calm her down, administer first aid, get her to go back to bed, take the cat.
Fun stuff.
Back when I lived at home my mother set the kitchen on fire once.
She ran into my room panicking and I yelled at her for waking me up. (I believe my exact turn of phrase was, "You woke me up for this.") Put the fire out and went back to bed.
My sister was asleep, her cat asleep next to her head. Construction started up, and the cat got startled and bolted, just so happening to sprint across my sister's face, clawing it all to shit.
So my morning started with my (still drunk from last night) sister coming into my room, bleeding profusely from the face, wailing. I had to calm her down, administer first aid, get her to go back to bed, take the cat.
Fun stuff.
Back when I lived at home my mother set the kitchen on fire once.
She ran into my room panicking and I yelled at her for waking me up. (I believe my exact turn of phrase was, "You woke me up for this.") Put the fire out and went back to bed.
This shit happened to me once too after my Mother somehow got a pop-tart stuck in a toaster and three foot flames were shooting out of the top.
I poured a box of baking soda on it and went back to bed.
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I am in the business of saving lives.
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NadsBob DuccaAsleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPAregular
Woke up way too late to do anything worthwhile.
My room feels like a furnace.
The light bulb in the bathroom (Which has no windows) burned out when I wanted to take a leak.
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
edited July 2011
If anything they are giving you a compliment. Saying you can get a better girlfriend.
Woke up way too late to do anything worthwhile.
My room feels like a furnace.
The light bulb in the bathroom (Which has no windows) burned out when I wanted to take a leak.
That has been the last week for me as it's been far too humid to run the swamp cooler and the air circulation sucks even with fans
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
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That's exactly what I did
Sugarpuff bros
I make bad life decisions
So my morning started with my (still drunk from last night) sister coming into my room, bleeding profusely from the face, wailing. I had to calm her down, administer first aid, get her to go back to bed, take the cat.
Fun stuff.
Same procedure as every year, James.
Yeah, I felt really bad for her. That's a shitty ass way for her to wake up.
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So did I but it was the Conquest of Nerath
My coyote did not like the man who came to the door at 1600 something asking if we had any scrap metal.
Snaping jaws and a vicious growl probally diswayed him from comming back to see
The second was the first time I ever got behind the wheel of a car and I hit the side of my high school.
from now on, we will be known as 'the sugarpuffs'
Is it bad that I saw scrap metal and immediately thought of hats?
The funny thing is it's one of the few times Cheyenne cops did something positive and investagated the scene. Because it's kind of stupid to come down a blind hill going 55mph in snow and ice and not use your brakes.
It went back and forth for years since she kept ending up in jail and would try another go at the insurance. before she finally gave up or ended up in prison
Why not!
I don't get it?
This was just a little paint scrape with a BU student who looked like she was 18, but a very hot 18.
Might be a Trenched reference.
Or maybe Love in the Time of Cholera.
Karen's not gonna be too happy to hear that
OSNAP
DUBSNAP
Back when I lived at home my mother set the kitchen on fire once.
She ran into my room panicking and I yelled at her for waking me up. (I believe my exact turn of phrase was, "You woke me up for this.") Put the fire out and went back to bed.
Satans..... hints.....
I didn't notice any of this because I was playing simlife...
M-M-M-M-M-MEGABURN.
This shit happened to me once too after my Mother somehow got a pop-tart stuck in a toaster and three foot flames were shooting out of the top.
I poured a box of baking soda on it and went back to bed.
My room feels like a furnace.
The light bulb in the bathroom (Which has no windows) burned out when I wanted to take a leak.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Satans..... hints.....
Kosh come the fuck on
It's us
Satans..... hints.....
That has been the last week for me as it's been far too humid to run the swamp cooler and the air circulation sucks even with fans
What if only 60% of the forum felt that way? Would it be funny then?
I want to know what kind of effective change we need to get our humor quotient up for the quarter.
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made breakfast for the fiancé
drove in
read some "red son" while in the car waiting to go into work
now working
with the exception of "red son", it's my usual morning
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But they weren't the ones posting, so, uh
?
Ohhhhhh, yeah
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