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Awake for one hour, In Car Accident

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    Pooro why

    Because buses are malicious and I am unlucky

    Poorochondriac on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I think of buses as the elephants of the city streets.

    They're not malicious, they're just too big to give a fuck about what's going on around them.

    Lost Salient on
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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I listened to the new Tallest Man on Earth single

    what what

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I listened to the new Tallest Man on Earth single

    what what

    Fucking THIS.

    So good. so, so good

    Baroque And Roll on
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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    and then i wished I could kiss dj dwrekk but he isn't here so i couldn't kiss him

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  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    wish I could skip class to go read Dance with Dragons

    Avraham on
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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Avraham wrote: »
    wish I could skip class to go read Dance with Dragons

    What's the class for? I'd wager you'd get a lot more meaningful intellectual stimulation out of DoD. Especially if you are one of the guys who waited like a decade for it.

    MegaMan001 on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    I woke up this morning, then I went back this bed.
    Said I woke this morning, then I went right back to bed.
    Gotta funny kinda feeling, like I got broken glass in my underwear and a heard of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head.

    The Geek on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I awoke this morning before my alarm, had a back spasm, vomited blood, nearly shit myself, and found two new skin lesions.


    Fairly routine.

    Stale on
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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Just woke up. Gonna eat, then I'm going to study for an exam tomorrow.

    TrippyJing on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    woke at 8, went for a run, hash + eggs, handed in 3 applications

    spent the rest of the day being a useless piece of shit in my back garden

    Beasteh on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Woke up way too late to do anything worthwhile.
    My room feels like a furnace.
    The light bulb in the bathroom (Which has no windows) burned out when I wanted to take a leak.

    That has been the last week for me as it's been far too humid to run the swamp cooler and the air circulation sucks even with fans

    Let me tell you about my fucking room.

    That is, a room that is fucked, not one where I go to fuck, sadly.

    It's the 4th floor, right under the roof. It only has a tiny little window, so no circulation whatsoever. The last days it's been 30C° out- and thus ~28C° inside. My room stores that heat even at night.

    Also, it's right next to a train station so I get freight trains every fucking 10 minutes and it only gets worse during the night.

    Also also my flatmates are terrible manbabies who are completely incapable of fixing anything around the house. Instead they just wait it out until someone (Me, that is) fixes it. Point in case: That lightbulb.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    kill everyone then move

    Beasteh on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Beasteh wrote: »
    kill everyone then move

    I am currently planning to do one of these things.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Welp we just had to put my cat down, first hour of the day sucks now

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Took my dogs outside while I was still half a sleep.

    Stepped in wet dog shit barefoot.

    mcp on
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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I got to start the day with a flat tire

    hurray!

    Beef Avenger on
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  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    First hour was fine. It was the second and third that sucked. Get to the ferry terminal to find out that they hadn't finished repairs on the boat I was going to take to work. Of course, I find this out after the bus that would take me home has left, so I had to hang around for 40-50 min for the next one.

    skettios on
  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Welp we just had to put my cat down, first hour of the day sucks now

    :( sorry man

    skettios on
  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion The Land of Flowers (and Dragons)Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    kill everyone then move

    I am currently planning to do one of these things.

    I am calling the authorities.

    Moving Authorities.

    Enc on
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I worked 14 hours yesterday

    Got home at 11:30 pm, got to sleep at 4 am, woke up at 6 am, drove to work at 7




    i wish for death

    Ledneh on
    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Ledneh wrote: »
    I worked 14 hours yesterday

    Got home at 11:30 pm, got to sleep at 4 am, woke up at 6 am, drove to work at 7




    i wish for death

    what did you do b/t midnight and 4am? insomnia?

    skettios on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited July 2011
    I woke up this morning to say goodbye to my wife on her way to work, laid back down trying to go back to sleep, get hit with intense stomach pain, lay on bed for like ten minutes and realize I might as well go poop, pooped like I had sold my soul to demons and they thought the best way to get it is through my butt, go lay back in bed exhausted, fall asleep an hour later, have a bad dream, wake up at one in the afternoon when my wife calls me on her lunch break, keep laying in bed realizing my tummy still hurts, read this thread, make this post, and here we are

    Whippy on
  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    skettios wrote: »
    Welp we just had to put my cat down, first hour of the day sucks now

    :( sorry man

    thanks, I appreciate it

    he had a good run, 14 years old. best cat ever, friendly as hell, never mean or aggressive unless someone was spurring him on. affectionate, surprisingly loyal for a cat. best cat

    OmegaTofuNinja on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Omega that is a shitty start to the day, sorry to hear that.

    First hour of my day has been internet, coffee, and laundry.

    Tonkka on
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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    thanks man

    OmegaTofuNinja on
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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I did some laundry

    And got the transmission changed in my car

    and today my new drivers' license arrived. Apparently they changed the design, it's weird.

    Moriveth on
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    They did the same for Nevada, Mori

    All artsy everywhere and a crapload more unfamiliar numbers



    Photo still looks like ass, though. ~some things never change~

    Ledneh on
    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Well, they used the same photo they had of me from before

    so yeah, it looks like crap

    (I look all pissy in it because they took it after I failed my first drivers' test and had to get a new permit)

    Moriveth on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I got up at 5:50am and got a shower and fed the cat. Then I ate and made my breakfast and then got dressed and ready for work and headed out of the house. Not very exciting first hour.

    Liiya on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited July 2011
    I did not get laid this morning, and that is upsetting cause I was really hoping I would

    Staleghoti on
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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    did you pet the cat

    Koshian on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    did you pet the cat

    Perhaps if Staleghoti had made that pussy purr his luck would have been better?

    Ruckus on
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    no i was just curious if liya pet her kitty cat because i likea the cats

    Koshian on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited July 2011
    I figured the hot tub and the champagne and the intimate conversation would be enough.

    nope, no titties for Staleg

    Staleghoti on
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    no i was just curious if liya pet her kitty cat because i likea the cats

    Ohh! Yes, she jumps up onto the kitchen stool and watches me put my contact lens in. So I give her a cuddle and then show her her dinner to keep her happy.

    Liiya on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited July 2011
    Liiya do you only have one eye?

    Staleghoti on
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    My left eye has bad vision, my right eye has perfect vision.

    Liiya on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited July 2011
    Well then, carry on...


    Wait... Tell me you have a monocle for special occasions

    Staleghoti on
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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited July 2011
    MONOCLE TIME

    Whippy on
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