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So apparently we won't have a North Pole in 20 years...

manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?!Registered User regular
edited July 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/jul/11/arctic-ice-free

So, how screwed are we really?

I've read all sorts of stuff from enviromentalists who say we're either all going to be dead in 50 years, or that climate change will cause large disruptions, but not collapse. What most people agree on is 10% of species dying within 50 years, sea levels rising, and possible crop failure.

Basically what I'm asking is, is the future going to look like Blade Runner/Ghost in the Shell? Cause I can handle that. I'm a selfish human being, I can admit that. If it's me or the whales, then fuck those whales (in terms of survival, not stupid stuff). My contributions to the enviroment include throwing cans in recycling and working near where I live. Just as long as things aren't like the Road Warrior I can deal with it.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    If we're all going to be dead in 20 years I might as well change nothing and just live it up until the time comes to eat a bullet, this is the same thing I tell the peak oil people.

    Somehow I doubt it's going to be quite that bad, my personal prediction is the first world is going to suffer continuing economic hardships (the bulk of the suffering put onto the shoulders of the poor who cant just move or pay higher food prices) and more frequent disasters and the third world (as always) is going to get completely fucked before anyone takes Global Warming seriously.

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Food ought to be plentiful, just be grown at higher latitudes than we're used to.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    No one's going to do much about Global Warming so long as doing anything about it threatens the relative comfort with which we in the First World (and other areas of the globe on track to becoming economic super powers) live our day to day lives.

    We're facing down the barrel of the gun and the bullet's already been fired, it just hasn't bored through our skull yet.

  • Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    20 years? Nah, we'll be lucky to make it another 10 years.
    Wieslaw Maslowski of the Naval Postgraduate School has “projected a (virtually) ice-free fall by 2016 (+/- 3 yrs).” Contrary to some reporting, that projection has been unchanged for years, though Maslowski is in the process of creating a more sophisticated model that he expects “will improve prediction of sea ice melt,” as he explained to me recently.

    The projections of 20 years were based on linear models of area alone. When you measure the volume, the decline is much faster, because the ice melts on the bottom first. And the best part? With the arctic ice melted, it'll speed up climate change even more, by melting methane-rich permafrost, and replacing white, heat reflecting ice with dark, heat absorbing water.

    But like override says, the first and worst effects of global warming will be in the third world, so we've got that going for us I guess.

  • Dis'Dis' Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote:
    Food ought to be plentiful, just be grown at higher latitudes than we're used to.

    Good thing soil conditions and growing season are exactly the same as you head north! Those plants have no need to worry about anything but heat.

  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    I consider myself fortunate to be living in a first world country and count my blessings pretty much every day. Still, I hope there's something technology can do to alleviate the worst symptoms of climate change. If it comes down to eating bio-engineered cows and living in domes, I'll take it if it'll keep the human race alive, since I'm realistic enough to know there's no fucking way we can put the brakes on this thing before it becomes too big to change.

  • Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    I consider myself fortunate to be living in a first world country and count my blessings pretty much every day. Still, I hope there's something technology can do to alleviate the worst symptoms of climate change. If it comes down to eating bio-engineered cows and living in domes, I'll take it if it'll keep the human race alive, since I'm realistic enough to know there's no fucking way we can put the brakes on this thing before it becomes too big to change.
    I don't think there's any data to suggest it would actually go that far. The air will still be breathable, even in the worst projections. It's just that there will be a lot less habitable places on the planet, with much less water and food resources. So I'd expect some fierce wars over who gets to live in those places.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    So long as you (or someone you know and are good friends/lovers/children of) has got $$$ you'll be fine. Poor people will, as ever, be the first ones bent over and fucked by this whole thing.

    Sorry, poor people! I know it already sucks being you, but it's about to suck to be you even harder than it already does in the coming decades.

    Oh, and don't expect an apology from the people who are at fault for this whole thing. Most of them flatly refuse to believe this whole thing is even happening, so...

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The worst projections are, quite frankly, nonsense. As far subsistence goes, we could feed America's population ten times over out of desert fish farms.. That's talking capability and not taking political realities into account, which will as I said likely fuck the poor through and through.

    I'd imagine the most noticeable effects to the first world will be increased economic hardship (with it being tilted towards certain professions) and higher prices for basic goods like fuel and food, and the whole thousand tornadoes in a month thing.

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    I'm glad that someone else besides me has decided to make a thread like this for once.
    I've read all sorts of stuff from enviromentalists who say we're either all going to be dead in 50 years, or that climate change will cause large disruptions, but not collapse. What most people agree on is 10% of species dying within 50 years, sea levels rising, and possible crop failure.

    I've heard everything from "global warming will make the shitty conditions of poor countries even shittier" to "nearly everything in the ocean will die, including the plankton that create much of the oxygen we breathe, leading to nearly everything that breathes oxygen dying (including humans), resulting in Earth being populated by simple life forms until evolution starts producing more complex organisms that are suited to the world's new conditions."

  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Oh I'm aware there's any number of horrible, mind shattering disasters that can blow away all life in a matter of nanoseconds. I'd just prefer it if, you know, we don't go out the most pants-on-head retarded way possible.

    This is coming from a guy who is fairly conservative in most things.

  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ...and the whole thousand tornadoes in a month thing.

    This may be a case of confirmation bias, but it seems like there's been a lot more severe weather in Georgia this year. I should probably plan on getting the fuck out sooner or later.

    BTW, I've heard that the vast majority of tornadoes occur in the continental United States? I don't know if that's true, but if it is, why?

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    Oh I'm aware there's any number of horrible, mind shattering disasters that can blow away all life in a matter of nanoseconds.

    http://www.cracked.com/article_17562_5-horrifying-apocalyptic-scenarios-that-have-already-happened.html

  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    Oh, and the aforementioned "climate change is gonna kill lots of shit" scenario has already happened at least once:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permian–Triassic_extinction_event

  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    And that's actually rather encouraging to me. If people can survive super volcanos, maybe, just maybe, we can handle what's coming. Didn't Cracked also have an article on the 10 most poluted places on Earth?

  • LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    The most important question is: what will happen to poor Santa?

  • Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    Hexmage-PA wrote:
    .."global warming will make the shitty conditions of poor countries even shittier"...
    Yeah, we're going to see a lot more of this, human suffering on a tremendous scale, as droughts that ought be as rare as 60 years apart, become far more common.

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    The most important question is: what will happen to poor Santa?

    He'll relocate to Atlantis.

    Bad children will start receiving chunks of coral.

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  • Kipling217Kipling217 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Its his own goddamn fault for giving naughty children a lump of coal for all these years!

    What did he expect them to do with it? Draw movingly accurate charcoal portraits?

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  • SyrdonSyrdon Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hexmage-PA wrote:
    I'm glad that someone else besides me has decided to make a thread like this for once.
    I've read all sorts of stuff from enviromentalists who say we're either all going to be dead in 50 years, or that climate change will cause large disruptions, but not collapse. What most people agree on is 10% of species dying within 50 years, sea levels rising, and possible crop failure.

    I've heard everything from "global warming will make the shitty conditions of poor countries even shittier" to "nearly everything in the ocean will die, including the plankton that create much of the oxygen we breathe, leading to nearly everything that breathes oxygen dying (including humans), resulting in Earth being populated by simple life forms until evolution starts producing more complex organisms that are suited to the world's new conditions."
    Don't get me wrong on the rest of this post, if you're below some amount of annual income (or, at least, not connected to someone who can effectively bring you over it), you stand a good chance of being fucked. But, likely, if you're below that line this just adds a new way in which you'll get the shaft.

    That said, anyone making the claim that humanity will die because of global warming is outright wrong. We might be reduced to domes and biocows (actually, there are better options, but that's another post), and we might lose all entire countries (say ... India) but humanity won't all die. If you really want a good idea of what the world will be like, your best bet is to find a time period that matches where you expect the environment to end up, and see what that was like. My bet (sticking to the US now) is that the midwest will become a mix of swamp and rivers and that food production will move to areas that are currently too high or too prone to winter as those warm up. Call it a 20-30 year time line.

    Here's the thing though, a lot of guesses are being made without considering that humans will, eventually, attempt to oppose this. When that happens, it won't be subtle. When we decide that its more important to build dams and dikes than it is to fund DoD, we'll see what sort of a dent money can make in the environment when people are actually trying. For example: Adjusting for inflation, Hoover dam would cost 782 million dollars. DoD's 2010 budget is 663 billion dollars. You can build 847 Hoover dams for that kind of money, which means you can wall off an area of 3,171 square miles with a 726 foot tall wall. For comparison, the state of New Jersey is around 7,000-8,000 square miles. So, ok, you can't wall of the equivalent of a state to that height, but if you're willing to settle for a 100 foot tall wall you can get 155,000 square miles (1) or roughly half of Texas (actually, about 3/5) with a hundred foot wall. So, is turning the country into the Netherlands is a truly expensive task, you'll need about 18,000 miles of walls (2) or 12.9 times that Texas number or about 8,500 Billion dollars. The IMF says the US GDP for 2010 was 14,657,800 Billion dollars. Turns out turning the US into the Netherlands is relatively cheap. To be fair here, there are a lot of extra costs I'm not considering (3) but if the US decides it wants to actually spend some money to make sure climate change is someone else's problem the money is there. Note that having to switch to full bore domes and biocows may be a bit more expensive.


    1: That assumes that you can't thin the wall down after you reduce the height, which is wrong. On the other hand, it assumes that you don't pay more to construct it when you're spread across a huge area, so maybe it works out.
    2: If you get to ignore the US/Mexico and US/Canada border, and write off Alaska and Hawaii then you can drop this down to less than 12,000.
    3: Construction occurring across vast stretches of land, controlling rivers, dealing with storms and storm surges, dealing with water height increases beyond 20 meters, and that's just the couple that came up off the top of my head.

    edit: converted # Trillion to # x 1000 Billion to keep units consistent

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  • DemerdarDemerdar Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm wringing my hands in anticipation with all of this doomsday talk in this thread.

    Bring it the fuck on :^:

    I mean, if we are as fucked as you guys say, might as well be excited for it.

    edit: how the fuck do you thumbs up?

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    It's not going to be the end of the world. We're just going to end up spending about ten quadrillion dollars on shit like building levees around Manhattan and relocating farmland and everybody will be all "damn, I wish there was some way we could have possibly seen this coming and avoided it!"

  • SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    hit the smiley button in the upper right of the reply box. :-bd

    Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
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  • MaratastikMaratastik Just call me Mara, please! Registered User regular
    Daedalus wrote:
    It's not going to be the end of the world. We're just going to end up spending about ten quadrillion dollars on shit like building levees around Manhattan and relocating farmland and everybody will be all "damn, I wish there was some way we could have possibly seen this coming and avoided it!"

    The worst part is that most of those people will believe it is god punishing humanity for whatever cockamamie reason they come up with rather than that "liberal lie" of global warming. I could honestly see things getting violent; as rather than dealing with the problem as best we can, crazy people (who are completely unable to accept the fact of global warming) decide to finally take matters into their own hands. (ie, alot of these nuts seem to think that a lot of our problems are due to our acceptance of gender equality...)

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    It's pretty hard to judge how bad the secondary effects will be. The arctic is melting the fastest because it floats in water, stuff like tundras, glaciers, greenland and the anarctic are all landbased, so their summers are a lot colder. The methane situation is pretty worrying, because methane is a very potent short term heat entrapper. It disappears out of the atmosphere within decades, but the amount of heat it traps is very significant, and could well cause additional troubles at increased rates.

    But yeah, I don't see anything being done about it, apart from reactive measures.

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    I'm just going to stock up on ammo, MREs, and more guns.

    Forget the Zompocalypse, I will be preparing for the Climapocalypse.

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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    Dont worry, the free market is on the case. More specifically, theres probably drilling to be had once all that ice is out of the way.

  • ChiefChief Registered User regular
    The Russians are certainly looking on the bright side of things.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7967973.stm

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  • Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    Just to be clear, actual climate scientists aren't predicting some kind of massive catastrophe, or extinction of humans, or anything apocalyptic as stemming from climate change.

    The actual, likely effects are bad enough to warrant reducing its ultimate severity, but we aren't talking about doomsday.

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    Chief wrote:
    The Russians are certainly looking on the bright side of things.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7967973.stm

    excessive use of fossil fuels has caused the artic to melt giving humans exactly what they need to combat the crisis- more fossil fuels

    as long as GRRM finishes asoif I'm good

  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Daedalus wrote:
    It's not going to be the end of the world. We're just going to end up spending about ten quadrillion dollars on shit like building levees around Manhattan and relocating farmland and everybody will be all "damn, I wish there was some way we could have possibly seen this coming and avoided it!"

    Like I said, I can deal with that. I have no illusions people will change out of the goodness of their widdle old hearts. It'd just be nice to have a world that's quasi-functional when I get around to having kids.

    At least we live in a time of history where we have pain killers (and I mean advil not coke :D ).

  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Syrdon wrote:
    That said, anyone making the claim that humanity will die because of global warming is outright wrong.

    Maybe not directly. But if things go bad enough and people start fighting over resources we could see anything from local nuclear exchanges to full blown nuclear war. MAD doesn't work when doing nothing means you die cause your country isn't habitable anymore.

    Extinction events have happened before for lesser reasons. Technology can hedge our chances a great deal but even that won't be enough past a certain point.

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  • ChiefChief Registered User regular
    Jars wrote:

    as long as GRRM finishes asoif I'm good

    If we've got about 20 years I don't think the odds are in our favor on that one. :) We're just now getting A Dance With Dragons six years after he said most of it was already written.

    As for the world being quasi-functional for the kids if it's going to fall apart I want it to fall apart before I get old.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote:
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    The most important question is: what will happen to poor Santa?

    He'll relocate to Atlantis.

    Bad children will start receiving chunks of coral.

    I'm embarrassed to admit I laughed at this.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • SyrdonSyrdon Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    HamHamJ wrote:
    Syrdon wrote:
    That said, anyone making the claim that humanity will die because of global warming is outright wrong.

    Maybe not directly. But if things go bad enough and people start fighting over resources we could see anything from local nuclear exchanges to full blown nuclear war. MAD doesn't work when doing nothing means you die cause your country isn't habitable anymore.

    Extinction events have happened before for lesser reasons. Technology can hedge our chances a great deal but even that won't be enough past a certain point.
    There aren't enough nukes on the planet to make it nonviable. Just enough to make a great big dent in the population. Not to mention that the usual targeting practice is multiple coverage on military installations, not carpet bombing (meaning that some bombs have less effect than others because they hit the same place at nearly the same time as another). But when you're dealing with a planet full of people, its ok to loose 5 or 6 billion of them, you've got another couple hundred million left. Which is to say, it will be really bad. But humanity will survive. We haven't gotten to the point where we can wipe ourselves out yet.

    edit: for comparison, the last I heard it was the Chicxulub impact that killed the dinosaurs. That was equivalent to 96 teratons of TNT. The Soviets designed a bomb with a theoretical gigaton yield, but they only ever produced a bit over 100 megatons with it I believe. It was way too big to go into a missile (hell, it was pretty much to big to be strapped to a plane!). Even if global yield is in the tens of gigatons we're still 3 orders of magnitude short.

    edit Russia: Between them and everyone else making claims on the Arctic these days, I don't see this as ending in anything less than a lightweight shooting match. Maybe there will be a diplomatic solution, but too many people want those resources really badly for me to believe it.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    From what I understand, Global Warming is a Bad Thing, but a lot of the consequences are either overstated in how bad they screw us, or are stated as coming many decades earlier than they actually should. Granted, the latter is harder to say considering the rates at which the third world will slowly start picking up on first world luxuries.

    We should actively work to reduce global warming, but a lot of people have started to get into serious fearmongering. Some of it is to scare people into getting shit done (ethically debatable) and while others do it to sell you special lightbulbs (profiteering assholes).

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Well, the immediate problems we've already started seeing, because there's more energy in the system. That creates a higher likelihood of powerful storms. We've seen more Category 5 hurricanes in the last 6 years than in something like the previous 30, if I remember right.

    The intermediate term problems are more of the changing agricultural issues, melting glaciers affecting drinking water (apparently this is a large issue for La Paz, Bolivia, in particular), etc. than the "Oh God, Amsterdam/New York/London/Venice (well... Venice maybe) are underwater!" issues you hear about as a global warming result.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
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