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Going to the beach
Darmak
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On my way to the beach as we speak. My wife is driving most of the way because she actually likes driving, but she's having me drive through Houston :bz cause she doesn't like driving in cities. Going to get sunburnt, drink beer, and spend tooooo much money on seafood. Those of you that don't already live on the beach, be jealous. B-)
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Going to the beach, awwwww jea
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goddamn i love the bocce
It gets everywhere.
i live by the sea so i can go to the beach whenever i want 8-X
but it is england so the sea is freezing and full of used condoms
It's summertime, lovin', lovin' in the summertime
Steam
8->
(do not punch a seagull)
you're never gonna stop me
you're never gonna stop me
you're never gonna stop me king of the beach!
I wanna smell the ocean
feels weird on your feet
There are fake beaches?
Ze beach, she goes to me.
Putting on sunglasses and swim trunks in the midwestern summer heatwave of 70 degrees.
THAT SIGN DOESN'T SAY THAT IT IS ALRIGHT TO BE NAKED HERE?
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME, YOU SEE, I HAVE DICKSLEXIA.
Steam
Steam
it was actually too long for me, I got to the first comma and stopped reading
I am too long winded, I know
I live near the beach, and was eating my fish and chips in a park a stone's throw from it.
These seagulls would not fuck off even after chasing them so I took off my right thong (flip flop) and threw it at one of them.
It wasn't the fastest bird and my thong hit it solidly with the large flat side.
I felt really bad afterwards because I hate hurting living things, I tried to feed it even, but it didn't want to be a part of my life anymore.
i remember seeing a bunch of kids throwing breeze blocks at a flock of seagulls sat at the bottom of a hill
they hit a few
it was terrible
My school had a few people who used to try feed the seagull's panadol. Wasn't me though, I'm not a huge dick.
I think this is as good a time as any to bring up how pissed off I was when I had a fever a month ago and discovered that the Panadol brand paracetamol was labeled tabsules, and the Heron branded (Australian owned) paracetamol was labeled caplets. I flipped my shit. They were both tablets in the shape of capsules.
Probably like a cinder block, where the breeze can go through the centre!
lmao you think this
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