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[Mini-Phalla] Complex Biology: Game Over! Scientists / Hypnotoad / Ani-Mannequin Win!

Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
edited July 2011 in Critical Failures
This is a mini-phalla! If you don't know what a phalla is go learn, then come back and play!

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This phalla is about the horrors of science.

Complex Biology is not just a corporation. It's a mission, a holy quest to explore the outer limits of ethics, aesthetics, and terror. Here, replacing a man's hands with live bats is what the interns do before lunch. Here, the valiant warriors of empiricism have finally unlocked the secrets of consciousness and how to transfer it from one fleshy armature to another. Here, surgical masks and saw blades are purchased in bulk.

Before you were volunteered for an experiment, you were a mere human. Now, you are the future of mankind, simultaneously an exploration of biology and a work of art. Excruciating pain and the loss of whatever life you lived before are just the price to be paid for knowledge!

But now a power outage has released you from your padded cell. As you stumble forward into the facility's dim lights, you realize that it's the time for vengeance. The scientists are hiding somewhere. Maybe they even realized what was coming and have disguised themselves as other experiments. But they can't hide forever. Unlike you, they are only human.

Now, fight!
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Basic Rules
-Normal phalla rules are in effect (i.e. no screen caps, forwarding PMs, anonymous contact, etc)
-Two Posts and a Vote per Day, Minimum. Inactives will die.
-Send me links to proboards
-!Vote in Red
-!Clarifications / Clarification Requests are in orange
-Voting will end each night at 11 PM EST

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1. Kime
2. Rend (The Silly Geese) - Stung to Death, Night 1
3. Taya
4. Peccavi
5. stever777 (The Cosmic Hive) - Analyzed, Night 3
6. 38thdoe (Twin) - Died Happy, Night 3
7. Langly
8. SeGaTai (The Block Addict) - Trampled, Night 4
9. 3clipse (Scientist / The Squiddler) - Mob Justice, Night 3
10. I needed a name to post. (The Crayola Fish) - Analyzed, Night 4
11. kuhlmeye (The Hissing Hussy) - Stung to Death, Night 3
12. SLyM (The Butter-Spy) - Died Happy, Night 1
13. 101
14. Cythraul (Scientist / The Hairbeast) - Pummeled, Night 4
15. REG Rysk
16. Alegis (The Minotaur) - Analyzed, Night 2
17. MrTLicious
18. Lucedes
19. Wandering Hero
20. Phyphor
21. The Anonymous (The Slick Screamer) - Mob Justice, Night 4
22. Baidol (The Reverse Minotaur) - Mob Justice, Night 1
23. jdarksun (Hot Wheelz Driver) - Trampled, Night 2
24. Void Slayer
25. Nerissa (The Fungus) - Pummeled, Night 2
26. piL
27. JaysonFour (Hot Wheelz Driver) - Trampled
28. Virgil_Leads_You
29. Stormwind (Twin) - Pummeled, Night 3
30. Tmoiy (The Bones) - Trampled, Night 1

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The Victorious
The Anonymous (The Slick Screamer) - Night 4

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Narrations
Night 1
Night 2
Night 3
Night 4
Night 5

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Posts

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    This sounds fun

    Order of actions?

    Existence of thralls, conversions, etc?

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    How do we sign up with the new forums? Still in a color that's bright or what?

  • RendRend Registered User regular
    Regardless, Science is dangerous business

  • TayaTaya Hit refresh Registered User regular
    !sign up

    I love science and all its horrors.

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    For science!

  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    kime wrote:
    This sounds fun

    Order of actions?

    Existence of thralls, conversions, etc?

    The vote occurs first, then all other actions occur simultaneously.

    I cannot confirm or deny the existence of any role or mechanic.

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    She blinded me with !signup!

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    I am vengeance, I am theSign up



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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Oh no! Kime & 38th again! The dangerous duo...

    Hosting Android: Netrunner - Thread 2: The Revenge

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Let's see...
    !Ki...
    What? Too early?? Oh, OK.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    sign up

    PSN SeGaTai
  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    As a biologist I don't think I actually have a choice

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    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    up sign

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    Get ready for experiments

    PSN: the-K-flash
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Yes. Yes.

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    Sign up!

  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Signup!

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    "Replacing a man's hands with live bats"
    I want this!

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    For Science

  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    HELLO

  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    Alegis! :D

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Am I doing this right?

  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote:
    Am I doing this right?

    Yes!

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  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    robot serial killer, reporting for duty


  • Wandering HeroWandering Hero Registered User regular
    As soon as I sign up for a second phalla I always die that night

    But i'm not a superstitious person so sign up!

    Not today.
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    They asked me, "why would you do such a thing? These are monstrosities, abominations!" I responded, "because I could"

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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    How do I kill Jason Todd when he's the host?

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    How do I kill Jason Todd when he's the host?

    Are we enemies? I've lost track of who I've wronged and betrayed over the years.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    Microbiology phalla?

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    !yay

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    B:L wrote:
    Microbiology phalla?

    33y58hj.jpg

    !yay

    ... Idea!

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote:
    B:L wrote:
    Microbiology phalla?

    33y58hj.jpg

    !yay

    ... Idea!

    I ran a House phalla in D&D where the mafia were competing factions of bacteria and viruses.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    Oh wait you were the one that ran that unbalanced hell hole of a game?

    !nay retract

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    B:L wrote:
    Oh wait you were the one that ran that unbalanced hell hole of a game?

    !nay retract

    I didn't think that game went that poorly, though it was the first time I ran anything other than an extremely basic mini.

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Aww! That's just mean, B L! Give him a shot at redemption.

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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    25% village specials?
    10% mafia with no cover roles?

    /retract D:

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  • TayaTaya Hit refresh Registered User regular
    Are you guys serious about the retractions?

  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    Taya wrote:
    Are you guys serious about the retractions?

    Yes. :(

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Ouch.

    Well, I think this game sounds fantastic, I'm all for it :P

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Hosts can learn from their mistakes, ya know. Just ask Kime! 8-X

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