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Team Fortress 2: Reach Out To The Truth

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    I gotta get really crazy to come up with a pyro theory nobody's had yet

    hm

    the pyro is the daughter of saxton hale and the administrator!
    absolutely no proof

    but the idea struck me as pretty cool

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    The gunslinger is the only thing that makes engineer fun for me to play.

    Battle Engineer is just way more fun than hiding in a corner with a level 3 in my opinion.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    bugboy

    are you shipping

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    and creating fan characters for your ships

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    That's a pretty cool idea, Bugboy. Better than the pyro being the scout's mom. Something about that theory seems... disappointing to me.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    woah woah woah

    saxtonXadmin is canon, as of the war! update

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Lastly, I would like to remind those of you writing in with questions concerning a supposed past relationship between myself and one Mister Saxton Hale: A lady never tells, and a gentleman never asks. More pertinently, an Administrator never forgets. Or forgives. Or relents. The Nosy Parkers among you would do well to remember that the next time you decide to paw through my confidential affairs like junkyard dogs.

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    So I ended up with a strange boston basher (eww). And a spylock holmes hat (pretty good)

    Could have done worse, but I would have liked to end up with a baker boy or a strange scattergun and a fedora or a strange revolver or knife.

    Now I have to never do that again because I really didn't feel like I spent 5 dollars but I actually did and if I get into the habit of doing that I will have no more money.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    welp

    time to go into hiding

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Alright, found the pyro in meet the medic. Hrm.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    the pyro also exhibits traits Miss Pauling does not
    it's unlikely, but it'd be neat
    also is there a tf2 update tonight or not

    Antimatter on
  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    SLyM wrote:
    So I ended up with a strange boston basher (eww). And a spylock holmes hat (pretty good)

    Could have done worse, but I would have liked to end up with a baker boy or a strange scattergun and a fedora or a strange revolver or knife.

    Now I have to never do that again because I really didn't feel like I spent 5 dollars but I actually did and if I get into the habit of doing that I will have no more money.

    don't forget that that spy hat can also be equipped on the medic and demo

    it is like three hats in one!

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote:
    That's a pretty cool idea, Bugboy. Better than the pyro being the scout's mom. Something about that theory seems... disappointing to me.

    SpyXPyro OTP according to Dubh.

    You heard it here first.

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    doesn't seem like it

  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    the pyro isn't a person

    how often do we have to retread this ground

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote:
    SLyM wrote:
    So I ended up with a strange boston basher (eww). And a spylock holmes hat (pretty good)

    Could have done worse, but I would have liked to end up with a baker boy or a strange scattergun and a fedora or a strange revolver or knife.

    Now I have to never do that again because I really didn't feel like I spent 5 dollars but I actually did and if I get into the habit of doing that I will have no more money.

    don't forget that that spy hat can also be equipped on the medic and demo

    it is like three hats in one!

    How could I forget that?

    Considering I never knew it.

    I already have the samauri hat for demo, but that is totally goin' on my medic.

    thanks, BB

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Macera don't be racist.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    I'm not

    the pyro is simply not a human being:

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    I've been playing a lot of Batman: Arkham Asylum and there's a villain in it that's obsessed with hats.

    Maybe we could get him to play TF2 with us.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    awww the pyro is lady gaga video is gone from youtube

  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    Pyro is an advanced android/cyborg mobile flamethrower sentry built by the engineer.

    Personable youthful robotic opponent. Pyro.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    axtinguisher + degreaser = ghetto backburner

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Well, I found out that slightly waving your flamethrower around disorientates most opponents at close range.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    You just figured that out?

    Shit that's half my pyro kills

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I try doing that when I'm charging at snipers too to throw off their aim

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Watching psyk0 have a mental breakdown while playing TF2 is good times.

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Macera wrote:
    I'm not

    the pyro is simply not a human being:

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    Personally, I was thinking that one two-part episode of Doctor Who. "The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances."

    If there hasn't been a TF2 re-dub from that episode, it'd be a crime.
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    PMAvers on
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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote:
    Watching psyk0 have a mental breakdown while playing TF2 is good times.

    What was it this time.

  • proyebatproyebat GARY WAS HERE ASH IS A LOSERRegistered User regular
    Baidol wrote:
    Watching psyk0 have a mental breakdown while playing TF2 is good times.

    Just don't say "UMAD?" over da mic

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    Guys, let's be real here. I'm pretty bad sometimes, even though I ham it up like I'm top dog. I'm going to try to get good, and you should too.

    Motivation, done.

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  • Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    I waaaaant a strange flare gunnnnn.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    I am going to uncrate a pyro box so you may be in luck.

    Maybe.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Last night I got drunker than I planned and crafted away my targe, razorback and a bunch of metal to make the mantreads and tried to goomba stomp everyone using my rocket jumper.

    I think I landed on someone once but it didn't kill them.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Eh, I try to get better but I think I just have a low skill ceiling that basically means I don't improve after a certain point. My aiming is atrocious and my reflexes are crap.

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    The razorback is worthless so there is that.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    My main thing is that I get over aggressive and don't strive to keep my teammates alive. So I die more often than I should and so do my teammates! I should learn to hang back and be content with spamming a bit until an opening presents itself.

    Wouldn't hurt to aim better, but baby steps.

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  • Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    Eh, I try to get better but I think I just have a low skill ceiling that basically means I don't improve after a certain point. My aiming is atrocious and my reflexes are crap.

    Some people are just not made for certain classes. I have been playing for 4 years and i am the worlds worst soldier. I still feel bad when people uber me.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    My main thing is that I get over aggressive and don't strive to keep my teammates alive. So I die more often than I should and so do my teammates! I should learn to hang back and be content with spamming a bit until an opening presents itself.

    Wouldn't hurt to aim better, but baby steps.

    I'm gettin' much better at pyro, I reflected a flare at a dude tonight, even.


    Also reflected a rocket back to goomba, shotgunned him and he died from fall damage as I walked away.

  • Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote:
    My main thing is that I get over aggressive and don't strive to keep my teammates alive. So I die more often than I should and so do my teammates! I should learn to hang back and be content with spamming a bit until an opening presents itself.

    Wouldn't hurt to aim better, but baby steps.

    I'm gettin' much better at pyro, I reflected a flare at a dude tonight, even.


    Also reflected a rocket back to goomba, shotgunned him and he died from fall damage as I walked away.

    That flare reflect sounds like the most satisfying yet unrewarded thing ever. A pyro won't even start on fire.

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