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Sometime last night my dad had a bit too much to drink at some restraunt, decided that driving wasn't the best option, and we drove him home before doubling back and picking up his car at the restraunt parking lot. So i'm following my mom home in her car with me driving the truck when all of the sudden a cop pulls me over doing twenty-three in a twenty zone. This area is notorious for having the worst police squad on the force; all these people do is write tickets off at the beginning and end of the month to raise some money for the district, instead of doing their actual job. I can't tell you the number of times I and many others have tried to report something serious occuring in the area where we're literally banging down the door only to see them not even lift a finger to answer the call for help. "Okay" I tell myself, "It's just a traffic ticket, no big deal. I'll just take the ticket and be on my way."
This officer takes ten minutes just to get out of the fucking car before waddling over to my window to inform me that I was doing twenty-three in a twenty zone, then performs the standard procedure of taking my license and registration. Normally that's all an officer needs to do, right?
Nope.
This guy calls two other cars to the scene for no good goddamn reason other than to make the report sound good, spends another thirty minutes standing around talking to his buddies before handing me a ticket for $250 and puts in a request for me to take some defensive driving. Seriously guys; what the fuck.
But that's not all; one of the officers sees my mom standing by a tree surveying the scene and completely explodes on her, telling her that she's "conflicting with the investigation" or some bullshit, despite the fact that she hasn't moved an inch from the very spot from the start. She didn't mess around however; asked for the officer's name so she could report his ass, but probably gave her a fake one so his badge wasn't in jeporady.
I could post more stories, like the time a good friend of mine got a ticket for doing 32 in a thirty zone going downhill, but i'm confident that the community has some far worse stories to tell. Basically post some asshole cop stories here so I don't feel like the only schmuck who got screwed over.
This officer takes ten minutes just to get out of the fucking car before waddling over to my window to inform me that I was doing twenty-three in a twenty zone, then performs the standard procedure of taking my license and registration. Normally that's all an officer needs to do, right?
Nope.
This guy calls two other cars to the scene for no good goddamn reason other than to make the report sound good, spends another thirty minutes standing around talking to his buddies before handing me a ticket for $250 and puts in a request for me to take some defensive driving. Seriously guys; what the fuck.
But that's not all; one of the officers sees my mom standing by a tree surveying the scene and completely explodes on her, telling her that she's "conflicting with the investigation" or some bullshit, despite the fact that she hasn't moved an inch from the very spot from the start. She didn't mess around however; asked for the officer's name so she could report his ass, but probably gave her a fake one so his badge wasn't in jeporady.
I could post more stories, like the time a good friend of mine got a ticket for doing 32 in a thirty zone going downhill, but i'm confident that the community has some far worse stories to tell. Basically post some asshole cop stories here so I don't feel like the only schmuck who got screwed over.
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Parents got mad and then they...OH my god...transferred them to another town and a week off with pay.
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I'm sure the repeat business your buddies provided made up for the lost paycheck though.
They threw her in a cell and then kept talking about her right around the corner about how hot she was. She sat there and then they came in and strip searched her. They said "Oh, you have nipple rings, we'll have to take those." She said no fucking way. They went around the corner again and talked about how they'd get the female secretary to do it and they'd watch on the camera. Then the girl came in and took them off my friend and the cops were all "holy shit, did you see the body on her." and they took turns staring into the cell.
She was awake all night. IN the morning they let her go without any charges.
I kept telling her to do something about it but she was too drunk to remember any of the cops names.
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This has me so fucking infuriated right now. I WAS in a good mood, and now I just want to fucking kill something,
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EDIT - Kind of like Trent's story. Did they at least take photos?
Cop killa!
The fuzz!
You see over here, and especially in London, they now have to photograph your car otherwise the ticket is void. So the general consensus is no matter how far into the process he is you get in and drive off, and get no ticket.
I did that and this whiny little fucker was standing infront of my car blocking it. I told him to move, he didnt. So I turned the ignition and edged forwards. He fucking yelped it was hilarious, and moved out of the way. I drove off, never got a ticket for it.
I get so many tickets. But as anyone who lives in London will tell you, its basically just another tax you have to pay for living here. You get used to it. Sometimes parking illegally is unavoidable and most of the time the place where you park is arbitrarily designated illegal parking for no reason other than to gain ticket money for the council.
Seriously.. what the fuck is wrong with those cops.. that story is so fucking disgusting.. like.. wow.. I'm sorry to hear shit like that. Those fuckers will get thiers' one day.
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He gave me a funny look, then exited the Tim Hortons.
This cop was a real dickweed though. I had pencils in my pocket when he searched me and asked me why they were there. I stood there for a while, completely dumbfounded by his dumbassery. "I was in school?" I replied. He then sarcastically checks his watch. He also found a broken drum stick from a show I went to. He thought I was conspiring to use it as a stabbing tool.
Fast forward a couple months. My dad needs to go to NY on business, so he goes to fly in, but no. Before they'll let him board they take him into a little room and interrogate him, doing the whole "good cop bad cop" thing for 3 hours and make him miss his flight.
Like WTF, your country's border guards fuck up in giving us bad information, then waste a shit ton of our time in the first place, then treat my dad like they've just found bombs strapped to his fucking chest. All over a fucking passport.
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Seriously, where the fuck are all these shitty cops coming from? Not Portland, that's where.
Solution: everyone move to Portland.
goddamn, Im having a hard time figuring it out myself.
I deserved it because I was dumbass and went 20 over the limit
Thaaaaaats about it when it comes to me and cops
He probably works as one of those rape-cops I've been hearing about.
On a lighter note, the cops in So Cal now have this monster.
Damn.
I guess the Crown Vic was showing its ancientness.
Cops in London, ON are getting those too. We also have a cop that poses as a street racer in this suped up custom acura and tries to get people to race him. As well, all our cruisers are to carry some form of fully automatic do to them being overpowered in a gunfight in a robbery a little while ago.
I dunno, Portland has its share of stupid cops. Like the male officers harrassing a female officer going through a sex change.
Or the SWAT officers that take hazing a bit too far.
And lets not forget our previous Chief of Police, who was fired for sexually harassing a secretary.
Or 20 or 30 years ago when the police kept an active "intelligence gathering" division that tracked politically active citizens.
@ Sami: Hows it going in today in your hood, hommes?
What if the Acura loses?
I don't even think they allow that in the States.
true story
Wait, what?
There was this female cop telling everyone she had to leave. She was hot.
She stood by the door, and apologized to everyone as they were leaving. She didn't seem like she wanted to break it up, since it wasn't that loud. I'm guessing that some crotchety old neighbor called.
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