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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    I am awesome at dirty talk

    who wants some dirty talk

    small talk I am terrible at

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i wish i was more likeable. or less likeable. my current amount of likeable is unsatisfactory.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Hey Orik

    This has nothing to do with this thread but whatever

    If someone was interested in learning about designing and making games and had an introductory level of knowledge about programming

    Where would be a good place to start studying

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I feel like women ignore me most of the time so when one pays any attention to me at all I choke up and fuck everything up.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    haha

    the giant ball of nuclear fusion is totally safe and harmless

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    Usagi wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    My wife doesn't like sex, but she tries sometimes just to humor me. I can't get off because it just feels like I'm raping her.

    That is really sad.

    Hey look, this describes my marriage of 10 years


    and my last girlfriend.

    Seriously, flip that around and hello ex husband

    It's a wonder I didn't actually cheat on him

    w-w-w-w-woooooord homies

    Interestingly, all the girls I've been with have been randy as hell.

    maybe you should introduce me to a couple three

    Most of them you wouldn't want anything to do with for all the crazy.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote:
    I am awesome at dirty talk

    who wants some dirty talk

    small talk I am terrible at

    What about dirty small talk

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    My first wife liked for me to talk to her like I was a "thug off da' street"

    which was super weird and a huge turn-off

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Vq4P4URNg

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I already said this once, but it's almost impossible to not sound completely ridiculous while talking dirty in German. It's still something which people do, though.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    sometimes i wish i had a button on my keyboard to open wordpad, rather then have to fiddle with the start menu. i am so lazy.

    There's probably some sort of hot key program out there that will do this for you.

    probably. i have a thing for internet browser commands, calculator and stuff that i never use. well calculate i use, but the rest of them. i wonder if i can just change one of those to word pad and be like, bam. instant word pads. woudl make it so much easier for taking notes and writing stuff.
    Melding if you have W7 or vista you can use the windows button and the number keys to launch programs that you have pinned to the start bar.

    Thank you!

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    I cannot dirty talk because I feel totally awkward while even attempting it

    Just point to your crotch, point to her mouth, nod and put your hands on your hips.

    I can appreciate this.


    A lot.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I'm pretty great at slipping dirty comments in during casual conversation so she has to go all "Wait, what? Did I just hear that?"

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    tommy instead of publicly asking people just pm them, jesus


    captain marcus that is a great avatar

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    Usagi wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    My wife doesn't like sex, but she tries sometimes just to humor me. I can't get off because it just feels like I'm raping her.

    That is really sad.

    Hey look, this describes my marriage of 10 years


    and my last girlfriend.

    Seriously, flip that around and hello ex husband

    It's a wonder I didn't actually cheat on him

    w-w-w-w-woooooord homies

    Interestingly, all the girls I've been with have been randy as hell.

    maybe you should introduce me to a couple three

    Most of them you wouldn't want anything to do with for all the crazy.

    not for permanent, no

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Isoldae wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    I am absolutely terrible at dirty talk

    All "Hey baby, I wanna touch your weiner"

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    I have no discovered that it hurts to laugh a lot in the wake of my extreme illness. Yay inflammation.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    I am bad at flirting and don't know when I'm being flirted with

    I mean

    Rachel had to basically shove the fact that she was into me in my face

    I really wish I could've been around to see the process of that. First time I was aware of you two seeing each other was when she came to the States for a visit, if I remember right.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    crwth wrote:
    types of talk i am awful at:

    1. dirty
    2. small

    Hey crwth, how was your day?
    stressful

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    actual confession: I haven't been in an sort of serious relationship in almost 5 years and feel like shit about it sometimes

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote:
    confession chico

    do you

    do you do
    commissions?

    also slap slap slap cum butt ass slap

    did you get off yet

    I do do do commissions.

    But not at the moment.

    I am currently trying to get my website put together.

    You can still send me requests if you like.

    'kay

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    When I was in Canada, I bought a book called "How to talk dirty" or similar. The girl at the counter was hella flirting with me as I bought it, telling me how I totally had the accent to pull it off.

    It was so weird to be considered to have a sexy accent that I kind of mumbled 'thanks' and stumbled out of the shop in silence, completely thrown by the idea.

    She was probably thinking "Yeah, no wonder he needs to learn how to talk".
    The book wasn't for me.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Goddamn it Isoldae.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    Usagi wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    My wife doesn't like sex, but she tries sometimes just to humor me. I can't get off because it just feels like I'm raping her.

    That is really sad.

    Hey look, this describes my marriage of 10 years


    and my last girlfriend.

    Seriously, flip that around and hello ex husband

    It's a wonder I didn't actually cheat on him

    w-w-w-w-woooooord homies

    Interestingly, all the girls I've been with have been randy as hell.

    maybe you should introduce me to a couple three

    Most of them you wouldn't want anything to do with for all the crazy.

    He doesn't want to marry.

    He wants to fuck.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    I am bad at flirting and don't know when I'm being flirted with

    I mean

    Rachel had to basically shove the fact that she was into me in my face

    I really wish I could've been around to see the process of that. First time I was aware of you two seeing each other was when she came to the States for a visit, if I remember right.

    It was basically like two years of us talking before she made it obvious she had a thing for me

    well, maybe a year and a half? It was a while, anyway

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    i am getting a lot better at flirting because it turns out saying ridiculous things works

    "oh let's do a winnie the pooh movie date! it's so wholesome and charming i love it"

    "that's my, mr. wholesome and charming. call me clark kent"

    that should not work at all but it did

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Hey Orik

    This has nothing to do with this thread but whatever

    If someone was interested in learning about designing and making games and had an introductory level of knowledge about programming

    Where would be a good place to start studying

    Full Sail

    (Not Full Sail)

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    AdusAdus Registered User regular
    Isoldae wrote:

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    Literally would not mind a girl saying this to me.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hey Orik

    This has nothing to do with this thread but whatever

    If someone was interested in learning about designing and making games and had an introductory level of knowledge about programming

    Where would be a good place to start studying
    i've posted a few reading lists in the game design thread, but i would read a bunch of postmortems at gamasutra and gamecareerguide and read ernest adam's fundamentals of game design and jesse schell's 'game design: an art of lenses'

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    I am bad at flirting and don't know when I'm being flirted with

    I mean

    Rachel had to basically shove the fact that she was into me in my face

    Me too.

    There was exactly one day in my life when I got my shit together enough to flirt with someone I just met.

    It's pretty incredible when you get out of bed and find out you can still shock yourself.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    no takers

    psh

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    The only time I've really been talked dirty to was one time I got a lapdance in LA

    She was real good at dirty talk

    But the ladies I've actually had sex with have all been not that kind of girl

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    dirty talk me @Smart Hero

    smother me with a pillow of dirty talk

    Vann Diras on
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote:
    no takers

    psh

    I'm sorry, but the first thing that came to mind when I was about to hit you up was icecream face.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Oh god f.lux just kicked in. If I stop posting I fell asleep on my keyboard.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    orik what the hell you seem smooth as fuck online

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    orik you need to get

    smooth

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    orik what the hell you seem smooth as fuck online

    His skin is smooth offline too.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Uuuuugh wine is making me sleepy

    But I wanna see the end of this thread

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    fffffuck i tried to start catching up to this thread but it was too fast so i skipped to the last page but was still not fast enough and the thread has moved like 3 pages since i started reading the last page UGH


    so who wants to know what it's like to get an ultrasound on your cajones?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    orik what the hell you seem smooth as fuck online
    what

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Occasionally I wonder what it'd be like to meet a pornstar

    and what I would say to them if I met them

    like

    how do you say you like the way someone fucks on camera without seeming like a creep

    saying "I like your work" just seems weird too

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