fffffuck i tried to start catching up to this thread but it was too fast so i skipped to the last page but was still not fast enough and the thread has moved like 3 pages since i started reading the last page UGH
so who wants to know what it's like to get an ultrasound on your cajones?
my friend says it feels incredibly weird
well the first thing they do is pour the warm ultrasound jelly stuff on it, which actually feels pretty good but it's awkward because of the whole "don't wanna get a boner in front of the doctor" thing
and well
really, "fighting a boner" pretty well described the whole experience for me
i mean, you're on a table with some guy probing every crevice of your balls with a device that's sending high-frequency vibrations and gettin' ya all tingly
I once confessed my love to a forumer and was promptly rejected. It hurt.
At least you got it off your chest!
I've never touched the stuff, but I've dreamed about cocaine twice in the last week.
The future terrifies me. I have such a lack of direction and what I feel like I might actually want to do in life feels so far out of reach as to be impossible to achieve. Sometimes I feel so alone and I just want to cry.
I am in a similar mindset.
I've beaten off at a forumer's house when I stayed over. I'm sorry
I got a blowjob in Callius' kitchen once. I confessed it anonymously in the last thread and he quoted it, saying "Who- KARL"
Oh hurrah the smilies are back. Endless pointless hearts and thumbs and no actual discourse, HURRAH
I once almost cried while listening to Will2K
for the se++ confession thread Sexually, my two favorite things to do are give facials and eat pussy.
i am very mad that my parents don't give a shit when i talk to them about my political views but berate me when i waive away their uninformed opinions. being rough with the parents sucks.
In a different forum, long ago, I encouraged people to send me pics. Nudity in the shots was very rare. But I made the discovery that some of those nerds had pretty great bodies. The men had abs to die for, the women had butts to kill for
When is the next camwhore thread? We want to whore our cams and yams and also gams
I don't like them, personally. Here, people connect and read interesting things. In camwhore threads, everyone posts pictures of themselves and nobody actually says anything. They're basically a zero-sum thread.
We say we like Anti because we like Anti and she's also been through a lot of shit so we feel like reminding her that she is liked
I have a few forum crushes and it feels kind of weird because I crush on more forumers than I do people outside the forums.
I'm actually curious what these people like about Anti specifically? It just seems out of the blue!
The same friend thinks Just Cause 2 is linear. I don't think I should be friends with him.
My friend is quite the racist, and I always berate him for it. It therefore makes me feel ashamed when I get racist thoughts.
I too am sleeping with a forumer. Two forumers. Every forumers.
I saw Wild Wild West in the theater five times.
Sara Lynn, your hair cut is super cute.
I'd even give her a Tuppence!
Liiya is lovely.
Sometimes I just wish that Gumpy would just... Hold me, and whisper sweet robotic nothings into my ear.
I hope I get laid today. Well...every day really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about how I want to talk about my problems but feel I shouldnt because they are baby problems for dumb people also the thought of openly discussing my problems makes my chest kinda hurt and I push the idea aside quickly
I've never kissed the girl.
I masturbate like twice a day almost everyday and I'm afraid that's not normal.
Twice a day is minimum for me. Usually it's more like four or five. It's a significant time investment.
I think Keith is too hard on himself. He's such a great guy and cares in his own special, sarcastic way. The adorable little scamp.
The noise that those biodegradable Sun Chips bags make inexplicably makes me dizzy and sick to my stomach. Every time someone rustled one of those loud bags, I had to go sit down and breathe. I threw up once because of that sound. WTF
I was thinking about posting this in the internet romance thread, but it's easier to say here that I had a dream a couple nights ago where (context removed) I was feeling your muscly arms
You should send me details! They are significantly more muscly lately. Also that doesn't sound like a sex dream, just a funny one. If it's a sex dream though I welcome hearing about it. I CRAVE SEXUAL ATTENTION
Orik once said he thought it would be cool to be friends, and that was pretty rad of him, but I don't know how to approach becoming friends.
Start a conversation!
Liiya is the prettiest of all the forum ladies, and she deserves way better than the douchetastic twats she seems to have to put up with at her job. Good luck, Liiya! PS I kinda have a crush on you.
I.. uh.. I kinda like Rob Liefeld's art. Especially in the new Hawk & Dove.
I have a confession to make. I am completely listless. My life seems completely devoid of meaning. I have no real hopes, dreams, wishes or ambitions. Most of my days I just stumble around in a haze, hardly sentient. I am afraid I will end up a failure.
Get help! This is a fixable condition.
I've been homeless for a little over 11 months. I am 25 years old. PA stuff helps to keep me goin.
Orikaeshigitae I would do you. No troll. Completely serious. I've only seen one photo of you, but you looked pretty hot in it. Plus I just think you're so cool and open minded that it's hot!
And a good morning to you too! You should get in touch.
Robert Khoo once bought me a drink and it was one of the best moments of my life. I could tell he doesn't really like me and there was no real meaning behind his buying it, but I still get giddy when thinking about it.
I am a published author of erotica, and even met my current girlfriend through the business. If my family ever found out, I would be so ashamed.
Can I read some?
I made a fairly personal public confession at the end of the last thread and I don't think anyone noticed it. I'm equal parts relieved and upset.
I wish I could beat off this horrible depression and not in a sexy way. Usually I'm very motivated and for some reason now my energy and my confidence is shot. What the balllls.
I sometimes wish I weren't blonde because people automatically assume I'm stupid. I am, but I wish they had to learn that and have the chance to think I may be smart.
"When I met a forumer this year my brain unexpectedly invented this fantasy in which he would fall for me. It obviously didn't happen and in fact I think he was pretty creeped out." - Maybe I did but was too shy to say anything! And was in a relationship.
I seriously think my spouse is either cheating on me or already has something lined up and is looking for an excuse to go through with it. I can't talk about it, because that could trigger an argument which would lead to the event. I feel trapped.
22 never been laid given up it ever happening.
okay one real confession I've found I can be pretty into kinkier stuff but only when it involves dudes really ladies I am good with whatever she's into if I'm with someone and when I'm not I'm either lookin at dudes
I've used okcupid for a year now and literally have had only one response back from the dozens of messages I've sent out, and that response was to let me know she had a boyfriend already. It's kind of depressing, failing so bad at even online dating
okay one real confession I've found I can be pretty into kinkier stuff but only when it involves dudes really ladies I am good with whatever she's into if I'm with someone and when I'm not I'm either lookin at dudes or just vanilla-ish straight stuff
I have a massive brocrush on ASimPerson. I think he is a cool guy. I hope that everything good that can happen to a person, will happen to him. And so he doesn't miss this, Hello, @ASimPerson! You are GREAT!
An Orikae is always welcome in the British IslesI actually started on the boards with a different name, but one of the regulars started shitting on my posts in every thread, and I blew up at him. I was so embarrassed and scared that I yelled at a regular. I quit for YEARS before coming back.
I'm not gay, but sometimes I think it would be fun if my girlfriend magically had a penis for a day. I would not give it a second thought before going down on her.
I jerk it to gay furry porn in the bathroom at work. I'm sure my wife, boss, and coworkers may find that objectionable. Trifecta!
When I was three I got my dick caught in the zipper of some onsie PJs. I don't remember wearing anything with a zipper again until junior high. I can still make out the zipper teeth on the shaft.
Aside from jerking off to a mix of bi, straight, and gay porn, I also purchased a couple sex toys I use irregularly when I'm alone I've come to the conclusion that butt stuff feels good but I still avoid thinking about implications pre or post jerking
I just made, and ate an entire pizza. The plan was to only eat half, but it was so good I couldn't stop. Now I'm eating ice cream. Spontaneously switching between not giving a fuck and hating my gluttonous ass.
Thanks for the compliments, folks! It really started my morning off well!
The best thing about being single is drinking milk straight from the jug.
I know all of YOUR secrets, Karl
Karl we should hang out more signed megan
I hope you guys had fun tonight!
I think being pregnant would be a highly sexual experience for me.
Which came first: ranch or cool ranch?
you stupid bitch. you stupid fucking bitch.
I don't actually have rusty metal hands
I claim to be bisexual but I don't like cunnilingus and I've slept with men but I've never actually made a man cum; I'm disgusted by other people's fluids
I sabotage everything I do
I have a deep love for Johnny Gat that goes beyond reasonable limits. His attitude is hilarious and the name is amazing. I maintain that he is the most amazing character in any recent video game.
I LOVE KOCHIKENS i want to run away with her forever and we can ride bikes and cuddle on the couch and read books in each others arms and I can gently kiss her on the forehead and then we would go make popcorn but put it in little ziplock baggies
I wish I were better friends with her + the other Vancouver folks. I've had to bail on a couple movies midway through and I feel like that sends a message of disinterest, where really I haven't been able to sit through a theatre movie in the last two years. ~claustrophobia~
All the posts are falling into place. Your move, Edcrab
I miss helping Druhim put terrible threads down in the whining forum with pictures of Hippopotamus
i worry that people dont really remember me or like my posts that much even though i have been here a while and then i get all depressed and feel bad because it is a forum and i shouldnt worry about popularity and just enjoy the conversation
dubstep blows. it's dumbstep
nuh-uh burial rules
oh, i forgot about these. they came in via PM.
my two forum crushes are muse and viscount.
i am always afraid no one herre knows me, or everyone here hates me.
i put myself down too much and it hurts me worse than anything other people do.
i spent 270 days in japan and still suck at the language.
i love redheads.
redbull cola is awesome.
i wank ambidextrously.
stale is my hero.
i want to fuck david bowie.
from a few different people. i guess people type in lowercase to avoid being identified by their typing quirks.
MY DOG WON'T STOP FARTING.
what a shame.
I tend to think about killing myself on at least a daily basis.
One time I jerked off to a picture of 9/11,
I haven't taken a shower in 2 days.
I'm really scared that I'm a disappointment to my parents. They won't ever say so but i can't help but feel it's true.
I'm thinking about doing a let's play. But I don't know what game to play!
I'm more than casually kinky and want to explore D/s relationships but have no idea how to even begin to approach it.
PM me. I can direct you to good introductory material.
Every forumer I would date is either taken or lives a stupid amount of distance away.
I miss the Flying Stove
When I was 15 I started to think that I was supposed to have a girl's body, and that the one I had was not correct. I didn't know about transitioning though! When I learned about it I already wanted a family in the future. If only I didn't want kids.
I'm tired
Swordfights I didn't mean any offense. I thought you reply there was a little harsh.
I really, really, really want to move to canada and run away from all my problems
I hate everyone who posts in Graphic Violence. But I hate everyone who posts in SE++ about how much they hate the people in Graphic Violence more. Way more.
I have spent an inordinate amount of time today (read: any time at all) pondering the fact that I still have no idea who the fuck Kim(?) Kardashian is and why she's famous. I'm absolutely certain that the mystery is better than the truth here.
If I was in better shape and didn't have such prodigious facial hair I would totally dress up in ladies clothing, just 'cause I think it looks neat. But ain't no one wanna see a fat dude with a stubbly jaw in ladies clothing.
Have I mentioned how frustrating it is that the forums staggered through crippled running for five months only to have a not-fully-featured ugly replacement be pushed out without a public beta phase? I secretly hate the new forums.
I'll just say that you don't know anything about the forums' development, and that you probably shouldn't talk about things you know nothing about.
a few days ago my iphone got stolen. then I realized that it was karmic justice for only making a half-hearted attempt to find the owner of a camera I saw laying in a museum about a week earlier. but still, isn't my life shitty enough already?
I feel bad that I jerk off while my dog is the same room as me.
serial comics seem to be absolute garbage. i don't understand how grown adults can prattle on about them incessantly. have they just never looked at anything outside of that medium?
My forumer crush is geomitch and I love him very much. He is the best. I am very attracted to him. This is not geomitch.
I brush my teeth maybe once every three months or so
There's this girl that works at the gym that I thought was cute, then a few days ago I saw her, sorry, him-using the urinal in the men's locker room. Whoops!
I keep meeting up to go smoke pot with my old high school friends and they always start confiding in me that they hate the direction their life is going and I don't know how to help them? Have you ever been in this situation?
I have a literal baby wiener. It is a baby and he is connected to me where my penis normally would be. He cries a lot because he's in constant pain.
I keep posting confessions because I have nothing better to do
hey, me too!
rane i don't got a crush on you but i do want to buy you a beer
Swordfights and Projekt are, in my mind, perpetually 14 years old.
i was suicidal a couple weeks ago, which was scary but also oddly comforting; it's a choice over which i have complete control, and i don't feel like i have a lot of that in my life right now. what got me through: not ruining my mom's belated birthday. XD
I find that times when I feel helpless and unable to control my own life are when I start eyeing the knife block. Makes sense, in a way. But things do get better, I promise.
I don't really know what to say here that won't give away who I am
still trans, alone, depressed.
I'm never going to be happy again
i've put 25 hours into playing fallout new vegas instead of helping set up for vancouver pride. please shoot me, please.
orikae I know you have a crush on me and I was a little weirded out by it at first, but honestly if you lost a little weight and toned up a bit I would probably sleep with you
i've admitted almost all my recent crushes via PM, i think. step into the light, anonymous crush-recipient, and be cleansed by honesty, or be judged a liar
also losing weight and toning up has been my primary project for the last two months
i think the 'checkpoint' things are fucking awful and i don't want to shit all over somebody's work but i just get so grumpy
its interesting to see how accepted transpeople are on SE now, considering the virulent transphobia it was guilty of for so, so long
Over the last few years I've learned that if you aren't some brand of Feminist you are very likely a very shitty person
I had sex with my best friend of 4 years twice over the weekend and have plans to keep fucking on a basis of mutual sex having with no romantic elements. And all I can think about is why was I too much of a pussy in high school to do this
I'm sure you've gotten this question like 1000 times already, but I wanna ask it anyway (don't be mad!). Can we have an SE camwhore thread? Please please please?
i'll ask the other mods
I want to be in a serious relationship again, but I don't think I want to ever live together again. Nobody is interesting 100% of the time, and it also makes it hard to have alone time.
The person who said to 20 somethings who have never been with anyone to "do something about it before it's too late" is irritating, and just depressing me even more. Why is there a "too late" all of the sudden? Is there really a time limit on this?
I am a barbarian.
I get hit on more by gay dudes than straight ladies.
when i'm alone i mostly masturbate to gay porn, but when i'm out or thinking about people i'm interested in i mostly notice/pay attention to attractive women. it is very confusing.
I would totally send some nudes to people but only if they lived up to a high standard of artfulness. The only ones I have that do involve other people. Guys who just snap a closeup of their cock without context are barbarians.
I don't know how to flirt. But I am super paranoid about not being creepy on the forums.
me too, but i seem to just do it anyway
I just kind of laugh when people say they're 20 and never been with anyone. I was like that too, 6 years ago. Do something about it before it's too late.
Can any of the forumers tell me how you know if you love someone? There's is this girl I think I'm in love with but I'm not sure if I'm in love with her or just really wanting to have sex with her.
Y'all should stop slopping the sex appeal on the ladies and focus on some more of the forum dudes. Like Tube- he's pretty damn studly.
I kind've want to take a trip to Washington D.C. now...
My wife doesn't like sex, but she tries sometimes just to humor me. I can't get off because it just feels like I'm raping her.
Ireally wish I had Muse's figure! I'd love to be that small!
hold the line. love isnt always on time.
One of my favorite sexual fantasies is about getting tied to an altar in order to be sacrificed. The actual sacrifice isn't part of the fantasy, so I guess it's more of a bondage/submission thing instead of something I should be worried about.
this owns
I'm not actually sure if I'm truly gay or just really identify with the culture and attitude
I'm not attracted to guys, but I'd like to try gay sex. I guess that means I'm bi-curious
I'm more than a little worried that I'll never find another girl who just loves the taste cum.
I watch porn muted. Always. Started as a habit as a teenager to make sure no one could hear and now I can't stand the music, the talking, the fake moaning, etc. It's just better this way.
I don't know if I'll ever find a girl who is willing to try all the kinky shit I'm into, and I really want to see forumer tits.
Goddamnit, Ya'll keep talking about sex and kinks and I want to say something, but really I've got nothing interesting to say, because I'm not interested in sex. At all. Also makes those talks with friends about sex and bangin' folks really weird.
I watch porn muted. Always. Started as a habit as a teenager to make sure no one could hear and now I can't stand the music, the talking, the fake moaning, etc. It's just better this way.
I don't think anyone will ever want to sleep next to me every night. Not unless they were going home to their spouse afterwards.
I wish someone would inbox penises to me. I don't want to seem gay, but I just really want to have something to compare mine against.
I use tumblr as a dating site/hook up site. Sometimes I feel kinda guilty about the number of girls I've hooked up with from it, but most of the time, it just feels fucking awesome.
Whenever I mess something up, even a small thing, I get a loop in my head that goes 'you're a failure. You will never do anything right. Nobody loves you. You should just kill yourself right now.' I have never figured out how to make it stop. Even cutting doesn't really work. I haven't really gotten out of bed this month.
Why the money problems I am facing today prostitution is one of my only options.
this is dichotomy and this confession is secret
One time i dropped a plate and caught it before it hit the ground. MLIBT
i have a bad body image, but i get by it by being awesome and lying to myself.
Isaac Asimov is my hero
Like the guy who said Kanye West is his idol. The only person in the world I look up to is Varg Vikernes, the lead singer of Burzum.
No way that's a real name.
i feel like i beat off too much. how many a day is too much, in your opinion?
"when it hurts" everyone is different.
I've lied about my age and personal details to people online and i don't know how to admit to it
Since we're on the subject of fetishes, I have this burning desire to bang a married woman. I have no idea where this came from.
I eat scabs
I peed in a cup once when I was in middle school or so and took a sip from it because I saw someone in a porn do it. "Oh, maybe it doesn't taste that bad," I thought. I thought wrong.
The only porn I ever watch is POV, because it isn't really my sexual fantasy that some hairless fauxhawked douche gets laid.
To the dude who posted about PTSD: You really need to seek outside help. I know that you're already trying, but if things are getting that bad you may want to check out a psych ward or something similar.
lol i hadn't even seen the post you made about being afraid of alienating people when i messaged
uh-huh
this thread has thoroughly alienated me from the forums. i'll relish the time i save i guess
This thread is turning me on like whoa.
>.>
i got into porn at around 14 and started out with such bizarre, hardcore, fantasy stuff that regular porn does rather little for me now
I really like getting my asshole licked. It feels really really good. I also really like to lick asshole but I am pretty sure most girls are not too into that.
[1/2]I make fantasies about being rich and famous to make myself when my depression takes a turn for the worse. I want to kill myself but I'm to much of a failure at life to do so. It makes me more depressed at the fact that I have to kill myself...
[2/2]...to get people to notice the fact that I am depressed. I don't know how to get help. I'm afraid people will think of me as faking my depression if I do. One day I'll kill myself, and everybody will be happy. I have 0 reasons to live.
Get help. Seriously. Get help. Go to the hospital. Call the crisis line. This is a sickness, and it is treatable. You are not weak. You have people who care about you. Nobody will tell you that your depression isn't real, because it is. Get help.
my name is not maurice
Can we have a new Tinychat thread?
From the butt plug confession: I didn't know : X made an angry face! It was meant to be more mischievous. Oops. For the record, it was awesome.
I have always wondered what it feels like to get a boner. Guys are always complaining about them!
I prefer seeing attractive dudes in my porn, because at least then it seems like the ladies they're doing have some standards. Plus it's more pleasant than seeing Ron Jeremy's flabby body flopping against some lady parts.
confession: i have lied about my age on the forums stupidly and now that i want some advice that would contradict that age information i feel dumb. woops.
The only living person in this world that I admire is Kanye West. I would say that his music is the only reason why I'm alive today. It's inspired me to start a career as a hip hop producer.
I was taken aback by this.
I bought my first sex toy last month: a vibrating inflatable butt plug. A few days ago I wore it under my clothes, slipped the speed control into my pocket, and went for a walk through a busy part of town. :x
I'm a guy and I love being one, but sometimes I want to be a teenage girl just so I can experience being a hot teenage girl, wear hot teenage girl clothes, and do hot teenage girl things. But I wouldn't want to be a girl older than 18 or younger than 15.
Forum ladies I would have sex with: probably all of them cause sex is fun
I once sent a forumer a video of me getting a BJ.
I have some pretty terrible problems with depression/suicide. But I'm too afraid of what a therapist (or anyone else) would think of me to get real help.
Try it out, okay? It's not as bad as you are thinking. It is actualy pretty good!
I love eating at Taco Bell, too. But I know you're not supposed to, so I never admit it. It's my secret-eat-fest go-to place.
my favorite sex accessory is my collar and leash.
I don't like posting in lots of SE++ threads. They tend to turn into the "cool/old posters only" and anybody else that posts is just ignored outright.
I had a huge crush on Kevin Kline.
Wild Wild West Guy wasn't a guy.
hahahah
I lay awake in bed at night thinking (completely unprompted) of my parents' deaths. Yeah, it's sad and all, but the prominent question during the inner-thought process is, "How much money am I going to get?"
Re: Wild Wild West Guy - When Star Wars Ep 1 came out in theaters, I saw it six or seven times. I.. I thought it was the best movie ever! I was 11. I've only seen WWW once, but I love the will smith song.
Sex threads are so much better than politics threads.
I want to start posting in SE++ and the D&D chat thread... ...but at the same time I don't consider myself cool enough to post in them without being mocked.
This thread has got me wanting to do all sorts of great sexytimes things with my lady when I get home. But she's not going to want to do anything because she has such low self esteem.
I think I have an oral fixation. Going down on my lady, getting oral from my lady, and the idea of going down on a guy all tend to get me harder than just about any other sexual activity I can think of.
I will never run out of things to confess as long as Orik gives me leave to confess them
yay!
When I was 9, my sister was 12 and we would watch porn and every once in a while do something. To this day I still hate her for it and I feel really guilty and disgusting for participating
These posts make me very uncomfortable!
I really enjoy writing gay romance. I am not even gay.
My fingernails are dirty ALL THE TIME. It's so gross! I clean them and look down 5 minutes later: OH LOOK A LINE OF BLACK SHIT.
The biggest reason I go down on a guy is because I love how incredibly response they are to what I'm doing. I get a little smug whenever they gasp my name. Yeah. Say it bitch.
Since the thread seems to be on a sexual streak: my first time was with a married woman who flew over from the states to Europe just to have sex with me. I wasn't aware that she was married at the time, she told me the day she got back in the US.
Mine was with a casual acquiantance. One night we were talking about how porn makes you depressed and ended up masturbating at each other over webcam. I flew out to fuck her in a hotel. It turned into a thing for a while.
Is this how we leave confessions?
Sure is.
I'm still mad at a few people over the most recent forumer opinion thread. It wasn't even an opinion about me
Orikae: no kidding, I would get under your desk and blow you. But I have this really controlling home life that keeps me from going out by myself for ANY reason. I haven't had sex in a long time because of it.
Well hello!
I would only want a threesome if the third person was a girl with a strapon or another dude and I was in the middle.
I only have one picture of forumer tits.
tarnation, you're beating my personal best!
somebody already confessed they were a secret furry, huh? dang
I think I may be slightly bi-curious. I might kiss or stroke a dude if my lady really wanted me to. Maybe.
Out of all the sexual encounters I've ever had, only two didn't involve money exchanging hands.
I might be more of a romantic if people actually wanted to see me long term. What's the point in thinking about anything remotely resembling a marriage when no one wants you for more than a week?
When I was about 12 or 13 and just learning what sex was, I happened on a porn site that showcased incest. Thinking this was totally normal, I did a few things with my sister, who I think was eight at the time. I'm not a pedophile. I just had no idea...
my heart is human my blood is boiling my brain IBM
I really really enjoy giving blow jobs, but I'm ugly so guys usually feel pretty guilty after getting one from me.
One time a gay forumer got his lady roommates to take a bra pic for me.
people have called me racist just because I'm not the biggest fan of rap. it's not my genre of choice! I hate country much more.
i slid a smooth and thick handle of a can opener into my ass and then got up on my knees and started riding it like crazy. the friction and the internal heat of my ass made the metal handle so hot that it would cause hephaestus' hands to blister.
This post makes me think of Achewood.
When I was a child, I was incredibly cruel to animals. I stepped on and threw frogs. I beat the shit out of my aunt's cat, and I even killed a kitten by allowing it to be mauled by a dog. I deeply regret all of it. I was a very disturbed child.
It's ok if you don't make a third thread because as fun as this one is, I think everyone's running out of stuff to really confess.
really I just want to fuck. gender doesn't matter. just wanna fuck.
Orik, I'd totally bang you if I was into dudes. I'm not being facetious, you're one of those guys that makes me wish I was a little bi-curious.
I find this super flattering! Maybe I should start one of those 'tempting straight dudes into getting their dick sucked' porn sites.
I just realized the only thing I have in my stomach right now is semen. No wonder I'm so hungry.
Shut up about HL2 this is the sexy people thread.
CONFESSION: Oh gosh, after having only sent a picture of my dong to two people ever in the past, I have now sent it to two more forumers. I think it is because I need validation. So I guess who wants more dong pictures?
My office door is closed. I accept pictures regardless of gender.
The weird pulsating walls in Doom 3 kept turning me on for reasons I couldn't explain so I had to stop playing it. I'm actually afraid to replay it now and see if that's still true 5 years later. Repression? Derangement? Needing to get laid? You decide!
I've been naked-posting all morning.
We had a third once. We've agreed not to keep things open anymore because of the idea that it's kind of unfair to whoever we might take on if it were to happen again. Our dirty talk usually revolves around what we'd do if we had another guy or girl there.
I wrote out a confession but didn't submit it, it was weird just writing that stuff out and admitting it to myself and now I am sad
The amount of sexual frustration in this thread is slowly killing me. Jesus Christ.
You're telling me!
I find it way too much fun to be verbally abusive to cats no matter how much I love them. "Come here you stupid baby." "Aww, look at the dumb kitty!" "You're so dumb, you stupid cat. No one loves you." "Why are you so terrible, cat?" I never mean it.
Well damn. now I want to put makeup on Keith, but I'm not cool enough for him to know I even exist.
Xena was my first crush and ever since then she has remained probably my ultimate sexual fantasy
Xena can't fly!
Destroy all beards
We all totally just submit anonymous pics and arrange a sexy exchange program. Put all those Solid Saints skills to work. Hook up with people with mutual kinks. Want to get slapped around while they gallop up and down on top? 7 people are up for that
While we're admitting our sexual frustrations, I haven't had any sexual activities for 4 going on 5 years now. I could go for some rough play to blow off some of this steam.
I love animals but I don't like having pets. I lead a crazy life and don't have enough time for a pet and I start really freaking out that my pet is sad because I'm always gone. And I don't like having hair on all my stuff.
I think Koshian is a pretty cool person, and I hope she snaps out of being so pointlessly hyper-judgmental, and learns to stop making mountains out of molehills.
Last time I had really rough sex I had a bruise on my jaw and her nipples were bleeding because I bite too hard.
I haven't had sex since the first couple days of January 2006. Fuck my life.
Sometime I'd like to have just really, rough, intense, almost angry sex. Hair pulling, ass and face slappling, throat grabbing, all that. Both giving and receiving. My lady is not into the rough stuff, though.
So is there a conspiracy to ensure I don't get any work done today, or...?
I'm not the biggest fan of ego searching, but this thread is kind of making me wish it were viable on the new forums. Always entertained by folks' negative opinions. Other opinions just make me vaguely uncomfortable.
Sometimes I get so horny I physically ache. My skin gets really sensitive and I start getting ghost sensations of skin sliding under my fingertips.
This makes me shallow, but I want to hook up with someone on the forum but I'm worried that I'll be repulsed by them in real life. What if they turn out to be the kind of person who doesn't shower or brush their teeth ever? What happens then!???!!!
Sexual frustration day on the forums!
I really love Altered Beast. It's so bad - but I love it.
Re: Speculation about the orgasmic thing getting old-it doesn't.
nice
Sometimes I get a weird kind of "crush" on couples. Like I'll know a couple and be super happy to know they're together and things are going well. If I get an opportunity to double date it makes my week that much better.
Me too! I really like seeing my friends happy. It can sometimes turn on me though.
I don't know where to find the Stylish updated style that gets rid of these scroll bars on every post and makes everything like the old forum colors.
I've been around the forums since 2004, and yet I'm always really surprised if someone recognizes me or calls me out in a way that I know they're familiar with me, especially in SE++. It definitely makes me pleased anytime it happens, though.
I just wanna feel the gentle wind from a girl's breath on the back of my neck once more
"I really want to have a girl kneel underneath my desk and blow me."- I really want to do this to someone.
I desperately want to know who it was that mentioned me in their confessions!
I want to kneel under a desk and blow a guy. My supervisor specifically, but I'd do it to a different guy if there were sparks.
I wish I had money to spend so I could send people things that I like so that they could hopefully understand why I do, and maybe even learn to like the things themselves
I had a surgery that did something to a bunch of the nerves around my hips & pelvis, and now if I'm in the mood and just thinking about something I can have orgasmic convulsions for like 15 minutes straight without even touching.
I am Bizzaro Stormy.
I'm in a long term relationship with a woman I love, and yet one of the things I really want to try is sucking a dick.
Sounds like there are a lot of spacious desks around.
I don't have the courage to send anyone a dick pic
Oh wait no don't post the Anti confession, it's mean and the thread is too feel good for that.
way ahead of you!
While factory squirrel is kinda creepy, the meanness directed towards him is kinda tiring and annoying. That whole clique of forumers that mock others relentlessly yet are some of the most sensitive babies around need to get a life.
I think without the forums I might have done something bad to myself at some point. Having people to talk to at any time, people who then become online friends, is so great and a massive help.
If I'm eating a sandwich and get some sauce on my mouth, I use the bread as a napkin.
I feel good about myself and don't have any major problems but I don't want to say it in the thread because people will think I'm bragging.
I really want to have a girl kneel underneath my desk and blow me.
I get emotionally attached to people way too easily.
I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.
i would kiss feebsicle probably
I think VIscounts Islands is a really great guy. No joke, he totally rules.
I theoretically am an aspiring writer but pretty much nothing I write is original, all I'e done is adapt other things and try to make them work and I feel like an awful hack pretty much all the time that I'm trying to write.
Instead of PM dick pics, print it out on glossy stock, mail it to your target, have them put lipstick on and leave a big smooch on it, then mail it back. Frame it and put it in your shrine.
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Despite all my self-pity, lack of confidence in my own attractiveness and so on, I can honestly say I think my dick is bigger than most.
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I was going to point out a confession I made way, way earlier, but it's no fun to when the interested party isn't present.
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@Mizuumi I had to get my liver examined with an ultrasound once which meant trying to shove that probe up under my ribs while the assistant was trying to lift them up and oh god the paaaaain
Well you can stop believe it because it's not true. There! A weight off your mind!
Sunscreen of a sufficiently high SPF will reduce the amount and quality of vitamin D absorbtion, though, which can lead to brittle bones and osteoarthritis.
Generally Dermatologists will insist that you wear high SPF sunscreen to protect from skin cancer, and Orthopedic Specialists will insist that you wear lower SPF sunscreen to protect from brittle bones.
But make no mistake, the sun will give you cancer about 100,000,000 times quicker than your sunscreen.
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well the first thing they do is pour the warm ultrasound jelly stuff on it, which actually feels pretty good but it's awkward because of the whole "don't wanna get a boner in front of the doctor" thing
and well
really, "fighting a boner" pretty well described the whole experience for me
i mean, you're on a table with some guy probing every crevice of your balls with a device that's sending high-frequency vibrations and gettin' ya all tingly
also he turned the sound on a couple times
got ta listen to my balls OH YEAH
though afterwards i felt a little sore down there
e: totp
whyyyy
I can confirm that this conversation did happen.
You don't have to read everything, just go with the flow.[/quote]
Yeah, though being without steady computer access for large portions of the day makes that difficult
i was just about to tweet about this
about how no, i am not going to pay 20 bucks to see them
She just likes it rough. That ain't a thing to be worried about.
She's got a really annoying manner of speech, though.
confession, he is so handsome oh geez
I will go check it out
Later
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Gonna need a cig once this thread is locked
Mission accomplished
@margarazzi iPad is magical
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Coincidentally, I need a roommate!!
(Unless you want me to.)
At least you got it off your chest!
I am in a similar mindset.
I got a blowjob in Callius' kitchen once. I confessed it anonymously in the last thread and he quoted it, saying "Who- KARL"
I don't like them, personally. Here, people connect and read interesting things. In camwhore threads, everyone posts pictures of themselves and nobody actually says anything. They're basically a zero-sum thread.
Twice a day is minimum for me. Usually it's more like four or five. It's a significant time investment.
You should send me details! They are significantly more muscly lately. Also that doesn't sound like a sex dream, just a funny one. If it's a sex dream though I welcome hearing about it. I CRAVE SEXUAL ATTENTION
Start a conversation!
Get help! This is a fixable condition.
And a good morning to you too! You should get in touch.
Can I read some?
Thanks for the compliments, folks! It really started my morning off well!
I hope you guys had fun tonight!
you stupid bitch. you stupid fucking bitch.
I wish I were better friends with her + the other Vancouver folks. I've had to bail on a couple movies midway through and I feel like that sends a message of disinterest, where really I haven't been able to sit through a theatre movie in the last two years. ~claustrophobia~
nuh-uh burial rules
oh, i forgot about these. they came in via PM.
from a few different people. i guess people type in lowercase to avoid being identified by their typing quirks.
what a shame.
PM me. I can direct you to good introductory material.
I'll just say that you don't know anything about the forums' development, and that you probably shouldn't talk about things you know nothing about.
hey, me too!
rane i don't got a crush on you but i do want to buy you a beer
I find that times when I feel helpless and unable to control my own life are when I start eyeing the knife block. Makes sense, in a way. But things do get better, I promise.
i've admitted almost all my recent crushes via PM, i think. step into the light, anonymous crush-recipient, and be cleansed by honesty, or be judged a liar
also losing weight and toning up has been my primary project for the last two months
20 bucks is not bad for a concert
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I really wish you could hear the way Mori delivered the last line. It was perfect.
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
You guys are probably the most low key not-secret forum couple.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Not moving to the US, sorry.
i'll ask the other mods
me too, but i seem to just do it anyway
hey "@cardboard tube" check this shit out
this owns
No way that's a real name.
"when it hurts" everyone is different.
To the dude who posted about PTSD: You really need to seek outside help. I know that you're already trying, but if things are getting that bad you may want to check out a psych ward or something similar.
uh-huh
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Get help. Seriously. Get help. Go to the hospital. Call the crisis line. This is a sickness, and it is treatable. You are not weak. You have people who care about you. Nobody will tell you that your depression isn't real, because it is. Get help.
I was taken aback by this.
Try it out, okay? It's not as bad as you are thinking. It is actualy pretty good!
hahahah
yay!
These posts make me very uncomfortable!
Mine was with a casual acquiantance. One night we were talking about how porn makes you depressed and ended up masturbating at each other over webcam. I flew out to fuck her in a hotel. It turned into a thing for a while.
Sure is.
Well hello!
tarnation, you're beating my personal best!
This post makes me think of Achewood.
I find this super flattering! Maybe I should start one of those 'tempting straight dudes into getting their dick sucked' porn sites.
My office door is closed. I accept pictures regardless of gender.
You're telling me!
Xena can't fly!
So is there a conspiracy to ensure I don't get any work done today, or...?
Sexual frustration day on the forums!
nice
Me too! I really like seeing my friends happy. It can sometimes turn on me though.
Sounds like there are a lot of spacious desks around.
way ahead of you!
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I've never seen'em live!
So I will pay these $20 maybe
Ugh I wish I could move in with you. Dallas is balls.
Well you can stop believe it because it's not true. There! A weight off your mind!
Sunscreen of a sufficiently high SPF will reduce the amount and quality of vitamin D absorbtion, though, which can lead to brittle bones and osteoarthritis.
Generally Dermatologists will insist that you wear high SPF sunscreen to protect from skin cancer, and Orthopedic Specialists will insist that you wear lower SPF sunscreen to protect from brittle bones.
But make no mistake, the sun will give you cancer about 100,000,000 times quicker than your sunscreen.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
yeah i know i am just poor and also have only listened to one of their albums
because I was dumb and didn't wear sunscreen
i hadn't considered it. maybe.
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Ditto.