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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Hey Quid, do you know much about salary negotiations for federal pay? Like, do you guys have steps within grade as well or is it basically you're paid what the patch on your arm says you'll get paid?

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Man I think I might actually have IBS or something. This sucks.

    Know what'll help solve that? Donuts.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I hope you don't, Chu. But if you do, you have a ton of friends here who have gone through it and will support you.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Man I think I might actually have IBS or something. This sucks.

    hilarious compared to your sig, sorry bro

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    WHY ARE ALL OF MY POOPS SOFT, HOT, AND PAINFUL

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Moniker, I think of all of us Will or Lud might know the most about working at the Feds.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    The wiki of IBS makes it sound utterly horrible to have

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    the best poops are when your butt coughs and a huge log comes out with absolutely no effort and you barely have to wipe

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I've only gotten food poisoning once in my life

    but it was an interesting experience

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    moniker wrote:
    Hey Quid, do you know much about salary negotiations for federal pay? Like, do you guys have steps within grade as well or is it basically you're paid what the patch on your arm says you'll get paid?

    You get paid what your grade is. There's no negotiation. For military the methods for increasing your pay are biannual raises (Which are separate from yearly cost of living bumps), moving in to a higher demand billet either because of the nature of the job or its location, or getting in to a more valued job which generally gets you faster promotion and possibly regular bonuses.

    For civilians as far as I know their methods are generally vying for promotion. Don't know if they get more money simply for how many years they've been around like the military. Unlike the military they can also get performance based bonuses.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    How old are we here? Talking about poop...

    We should talk about income tax and politics, like adults.

    Or pop culture and video games, like teenagers.

    Poop is such a childish subject.

    *farrrrrt*

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    WHY ARE ALL OF MY POOPS SOFT, HOT, AND PAINFUL

    Go buy some metamucil. Seriously.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    The wiki of IBS makes it sound utterly horrible to have

    Wiki barely scratches the surface. Though I have IBD. Which is so much worse. Well is worse with me at least.

    Also, maybe you will be lucky Chu and its just awful hemroids.

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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    the best poops are when your butt coughs and a huge log comes out with absolutely no effort and you barely have to wipe

    My poop comes out with little effort and I barely have to wipe with no noise.

    why isn't your butt more lady like?

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    WHY ARE ALL OF MY POOPS SOFT, HOT, AND PAINFUL

    might just have hemorrhoids buddy

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    They eat poutines up there

    you know how it is

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    I've only gotten food poisoning once in my life

    but it was an interesting experience

    The best part about getting food poisoning is that you look forward to projectile vomiting.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    WHY ARE ALL OF MY POOPS SOFT, HOT, AND PAINFUL

    might just have hemorrhoids buddy

    don't say that

    don't you fucking say it

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    it's too late he reverse canadian jinxed it

    you're going to get dysentery chu

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    you got butt problems

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    the one time, I got pretty bad food poisoning from eating at a shitty oyster bar with a buddy of mine

    spent three days vomiting and pooping and had a fever and stuff

    meanwhile he spent a week in the hospital and almost died

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    Hats to ruin Duke Nukem Forever this fall...

    Oh, wait, the game is already crap.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    WHY ARE ALL OF MY POOPS SOFT, HOT, AND PAINFUL

    might just have hemorrhoids buddy

    don't say that

    don't you fucking say it

    they aren't that bad

    they can go away all on their own, or you can get stuff for em

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Hemroids can be treated and made to go away pretty much. IBS, you get stuck with. I would hope for hemroids.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot do you want to see my aunt's cat

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Depending on the severity, weren't they experimenting of 'intestinal flora transplants' with promising results? Or is that only Crohns?

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot do you want to see my aunt's cat

    yes

    i love all cats

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    Oh! Quid!

    Superman/Shazam was great! The animation style reminded me a lot of like Samurai Champloo with bits of Cowboy Bebop. Excellent stuff.

    Now what should I watch?

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    I am apparently an MTGA draft god on Twitch
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I got the hems, once. I had spent, like, a month sitting on my butt to study and eating ass kryptonite. Got the school clinic to get some meds in suppository form and it cleared right up.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot do you want to see my aunt's cat

    yes

    i love all cats
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    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I am detoxing from Ativan

    Right now I would seriously punch someone in the face for some Ativan

    I am tired and the world is fuzzy and I am cranky and Aaron doesn't realize how cranky I am and my head hurts and I'm all emotional and I nearly started crying in a restaurant today

    on the other hand i just had a big shit and a hot shower so I basically feel like I could run a marathon

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot do you want to see my aunt's cat

    yes

    i love all cats
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    rub that fat creamsicle belly

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote:
    Depending on the severity, weren't they experimenting of 'intestinal flora transplants' with promising results? Or is that only Crohns?

    I think that is an IBD(Crohn's and company) thing. I am on remicade which is an immunosuppressant which gets rid of my Crohn's. Be nice if I could skip that.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot do you want to see my aunt's cat

    yes

    i love all cats
    piper1.png

    rub that fat creamsicle belly

    she's actually really slim, it's mostly hair

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Oh! Quid!

    Superman/Shazam was great! The animation style reminded me a lot of like Samurai Champloo with bits of Cowboy Bebop. Excellent stuff.

    Now what should I watch?

    Um.

    I think you've seen all the animation I've seen.

    Avatar: The Last Airbender? Invade Zim?

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    Quid wrote:
    Oh! Quid!

    Superman/Shazam was great! The animation style reminded me a lot of like Samurai Champloo with bits of Cowboy Bebop. Excellent stuff.

    Now what should I watch?

    Um.

    I think you've seen all the animation I've seen.

    Avatar: The Last Airbender? Invade Zim?
    Seen Avatar.

    Oh man, I only saw like an episode or two of Invader Zim, though!

    Sounds like that's my next target! Thanks Quid!

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Wrath of Khan is on Netflix. I should watch that again.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    I am now two days away from adopting a very pretty, very fat cat.

    I am needlessly excited.

  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    I'm so fucked when VH finishes Zim.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    vh, have you seen ghost in the shell

    @nealcm @faynor
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