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    slowslow Registered User regular
    biological warfare

    improvised ejaculatory devices

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Edcrab wrote:
    Larlar wrote:
    Edcrab wrote:
    I still hope a lot of stories like that are just out-and-out made up

    Either way, god, why share them

    Start with everything Pony has ever said and work your way out from there.

    Look, Larlar, I know my place in this relationship but this is going too fucking far

    Remind me what the safeword is because I'm going to scream it until your eardrum ruptures

    "shhhhh"

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    I strongly disagree with Larlar

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Oh hell, Rank now has the power to send men to their virtual deaths in the X-Com LP and on the forums themselves.

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Berk wrote:
    Larlar wrote:
    Rankenphile wrote:
    You know who I miss from the old days is pkmoutl and bigtimes

    pkmoutl is the greatest storyteller this forum ever had

    if Kill Bill had happened to him, his rendition in text form alone would have eclipsed the film

    pkmoutl was a piece of shit that masturbated onto a sleeping woman because she wouldnt have sex with him.
    Also true

    Despite that loathesome particular transgression, however, he was a fairly nice old fella with good stories about a shady past, and I wad fond of him

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Rank is that "wad" deliberate

    Because holy shit

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ____VVV-things
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    PikaPuff on
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Doing some fine moderating so far, Rank.

    Also did Pony disappear?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    slow wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Pkmoutl is a rad guy who jerked off onto a sleeping woman who didn't want to have sex with him. Yeah, so rad.

    which sadly would likely be considered domestic terrorism in today's climate

    I..are you saying people are overreacting to him jacking off on a sleeping woman?

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    Rank, was that your first thread closing?

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Edcrab wrote:
    I strongly disagree with Larlar

    You don't even know what you're disagreeing with. I'm taking over your opinions until you learn to use them responsibly.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    shhhhh

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    TheLawinator wrote:
    Rank, was that your first thread closing?

    Had a good line too. "Life is unfair."

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    ElwoodElwood Registered User regular
    Rank are you out to prove your chops

    is this like when the new fish on the block has to kick someone's ass the first day or they end up bitching for the whole ten

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    A+++ thread locking
    would read again

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    slow wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Pkmoutl is a rad guy who jerked off onto a sleeping woman who didn't want to have sex with him. Yeah, so rad.

    which sadly would likely be considered domestic terrorism in today's climate

    I..are you saying people are overreacting to him jacking off on a sleeping woman?

    This is pretty much exactly how the last forum civil war started, so let's just cut this off here.

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    slow wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Pkmoutl is a rad guy who jerked off onto a sleeping woman who didn't want to have sex with him. Yeah, so rad.

    which sadly would likely be considered domestic terrorism in today's climate

    I..are you saying people are overreacting to him jacking off on a sleeping woman?

    my post comparing terrorism with hair-jizzing was not made in the spirit of sincerity

    sorry 2 spoil

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    damn rank using his powers now

    rank you realize that for every good action you do as a mod, the Void will start a new horrible thread somewhere else

    Hey Satan!
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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    TheLawinator wrote:
    Rank, was that your first thread closing?

    You know that had to feel good.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Rolo wrote:
    damn rank using his powers now

    rank you realize that for every good action you do as a mod, the Void will start a new horrible thread somewhere else

    Valentin will come back and start making threads about how hard it is to juggle all the hot bitches he be fucking because he's so flash.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I was not aware of that story.

    BLM - ACAB
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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Druhim wrote:
    Valentin will come back and start making threads about how hard it is to juggle all the hot bitches he be fucking because he's so flash.

    Was that the guy with the "porno hot wife", or am I thinking of some other braggart?

    Forar on
    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Valentin was not married

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Rank is responsible for one of the greatest temporary rules in forum history. I'm talking of course about the "Eh, wot!" day.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    you guys should all come over to my place and fuck my porno hot wife

    Hey Satan!
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    redfenix wrote:
    A+++ thread locking
    would read again

    Man, that kid.

    We are now an all male forum boys, lol girls from different places, amirite?

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    JetFalconJetFalcon Registered User regular
    Who the hell is that guy? He sounds like the biggest loser of Penny Arcade. I'm def cooler than that guy.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Belruel wrote:
    redfenix wrote:
    A+++ thread locking
    would read again

    Man, that kid.

    We are now an all male forum boys, lol girls from different places, amirite?

    bel tell me everything you know about these

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTVJTt-Gfx8

    Hey Satan!
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    In my day I'm sure first-time threads were a helluva lot more interesting

    Rich with context and detail

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Rolo wrote:
    Belruel wrote:
    redfenix wrote:
    A+++ thread locking
    would read again

    Man, that kid.

    We are now an all male forum boys, lol girls from different places, amirite?

    bel tell me everything you know about these

    -california girls by katy perry-

    They rock my popsicle.

    And they eat salad with vinegrette dressing, and makeup lolamirite?

    Belruel on
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    slowslow Registered User regular
    one time there was an appreciation thread for appreciaton threads that got locked

    my first thread was the appreciation thread appreciation thread lock appreciation thread

    somehow it didn't last long

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    JetFalcon wrote:
    Who the hell is that guy? He sounds like the biggest loser of Penny Arcade. I'm def cooler than that guy.

    You have to be an alt account.

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    ElwoodElwood Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Belruel wrote:
    redfenix wrote:
    A+++ thread locking
    would read again

    Man, that kid.

    We are now an all male forum boys, lol girls from different places, amirite?

    bel tell me everything you know about these

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTVJTt-Gfx8

    See she says they are so hot they'll melt your popsicle, but isn't that the opposite of what you'd want

    assuming "popsicle" means what I think it does

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Bravo, Rank.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    JetFalcon wrote:
    Who the hell is that guy? He sounds like the biggest loser of Penny Arcade. I'm def cooler than that guy.

    Really? That's interesting. I'd ask you to tell me more, but you'd probably just start a new thread about it.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Elwood wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Belruel wrote:
    redfenix wrote:
    A+++ thread locking
    would read again

    Man, that kid.

    We are now an all male forum boys, lol girls from different places, amirite?

    bel tell me everything you know about these

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTVJTt-Gfx8

    See she says they are so hot they'll melt your popsicle, but isn't that the opposite of what you'd want

    assuming "popsicle" means what I think it does

    your popsicle will release fluids, you see

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    Jet is just giving Rank a chance to break in all his new abilities

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    She somehow made us have 2-3 syllables

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    JetFalcon wrote:
    Who the hell is that guy? He sounds like the biggest loser of Penny Arcade. I'm def cooler than that guy.

    Whether you're purposely trolling or just mad because he locked your thread, I would appreciate if you would not disparage a good friend of mine.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    redfenix wrote:
    Jet is just giving Rank a chance to break in all his new abilities
    That guy specifically said he was trolling forums. I don't know why people even replied in his threads. Kind of fueling the fire there. Rank was more patient than I think I would have been. Probably would have went straight to the banning.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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