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Pathetic Geek Stories - the Return of the Geekening

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    I'm more shocked that that is his go to frame of reference

    Kind of a niche example

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    it's probably got to do with everyone else being such an unlikeable fucktard

    chuck does nothing except be a douche and it just makes him so refreshing, so he's like a kilimanjaro of television assholes? not just the only guy I liked, but the only one I didn't actively dislike

    I watch a ton of retarded girly bullshit anyway, though

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    I won't lie, I enjoyed the first couple of seasons of Desperate Housewives.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    We used to have Desperate Housewives viewing parties in college! First few seasons were banging. Later, not so much

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    It's a shame the title was so bad.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I won't lie, I enjoyed the first couple of seasons of Desperate Housewives.

    It started out as a satire, but then became the exact thing it was satirizing.

    Also known as The O.C. Syndrome.

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    we talkin' about Sky High in here

    that movie is the shit and fuck anyone who says different

    also Pooro when would you ever have to defend Mean Girls? what sick universe do you occupy that contains people who dislike that film?

    YaYa on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    People who're only familiar with Lohan in her current, sentient-trainwreck capacity, and are (not entirely unfairly) suspicious of any movie she heads up.

    They typically come around when I go, "No, but, Tina Fey!"

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    I actually just don't believe you know people who haven't seen Mean Girls

    that is an excellent defense though

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    People who're only familiar with Lohan in her current, sentient-trainwreck capacity, and are (not entirely unfairly) suspicious of any movie she heads up.

    They typically come around when I go, "No, but, Tina Fey!"

    I probably wouldn't have seen it willingly if I wasn't going with a group of girls to see it in theaters. I was pretty shocked that I enjoyed any movie Lohan was in.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Mean Girls is amazing, and I am eternally grateful to WaM and Neville for making me watch it

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    I am proud that I forced @Smart Hero to watch Mean Girls.

    Best decision.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I'm actually going to see it this Friday at Rosslyn for a friend's birthday.

    I expect there will be booze involved at some point.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Mean Girls is great.

    It's not as good as Drop Dead Gorgeous though

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    still haven't seen mean girls


    also, cute story from my brother
    when he was like 3 or 4, he wondered how pets got bought from stores like meijers, the fish and birds and guinea pigs and whatnot. he thought that, for example, that hamsters had barcodes, and they would be scanned and bought that way.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I am really sorry the sexual thread closed, so I'm just gonna post this here

    Manhood Camping
    Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

    Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

    THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

    Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:

    - must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
    - Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
    - desire to be a man among men
    - not afraid to wield a blade
    - crystal, I'm not sharing mine
    - must be able to make a fire
    - gloves
    - a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
    - knowledge of modern music
    - protective/splash resistant eye wear
    - 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use


    We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.


    Dont' want to see"

    - bad attitudes
    - gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
    - cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
    - firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
    - the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.

    If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.

    Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

    100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    ahahahahaha what

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    What. The. Fuck.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Ahahaaa

    Seriously, dude needs a to suck a dick and get it over with

    Solar on
  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    As I was reading that, the sun went and pierced through the thick clouds outside, shining directly through the window into my face, like nature decided I should be having some kind of epiphany.

    Guess I am also NOT GAY.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    That's one of the lesser weird things on CL.

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    It's also just written as a spoof.

    Well done though.

    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Look, you beat yourself off right? So what's the difference if you beat another dude's dick off? I mean, if it's a JO circle, where you beating another dude off while you get your dick beat, then it's like you're doing it yourself. Ergo, ipso facto, not gay

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Only gay dudes would try to mooch crystal am I right

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited August 2011
    5-10 of those clip things that rock climbers use

    for some reason this made me laugh more than the whole thing

    He's all super serious about knowing his shit and being sure there are no fakers, then this statement. classic

    ObiFett on
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    It took me a while to work out what a JO circle was.

    Then that whole thing just came together and was pure and beautiful.

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Is he talking about meth or hoodo bullshit magic crystals?

  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Fyndir wrote:
    It took me a while to work out what a JO circle was.

    Then that whole thing just came together and was pure and beautiful.
    Ha, I see what you did there!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    preeeeeety sure he means meth

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    space meth

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote:
    It took me a while to work out what a JO circle was.

    Then that whole thing just came together and was pure and beautiful.

    but NOT GAY

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Oh my, that was accidental entirely deliberate, I am a comedic genius.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    antimatter why are you a gray box

    does anyone else see a gray box?

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I see a gray box.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    preeeeeety sure he means meth

    I was trying to give Mr. DEFINITELY NOT GAY the benefit of the doubt

    Ah well

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    NOT GAY is the new GAY

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited August 2011
    antimatter is A NOT GRAY box

    Prolegomena on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I'm NOT GAY

    NOT GAY for YOU

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    and now you're back

    how weird.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    I'm NOT GAY

    NOT GAY for YOU

    No!

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