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Pathetic Geek Stories - the Return of the Geekening

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Just Dance is a bit of a misnomer, it's more Just Flail Your Right Arm.

    Not the way we play it. Everything is flailing. Everything.

    Go on.



    I can't explain it. You'll have to see it in person. There are four girls here and a lot of booze.

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  • FishmanFishman Long time gone, Constantinople Registered User regular
    If I've learned anything from a lifetime of watching 80's porn, you want to get there before the pizza guy.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    you guys a perverts.

    and cheap, use a real camera you jackenape.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I think I'm finally going to finish off this bottle of vodka that an RA gave me a while ago. This is going to be a good night.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Fishman wrote:
    If I've learned anything from a lifetime of watching 80's porn, you want to get there before the pizza guy.

    I delivered pizza for a while.

    And yes, there is a sexual-encounter-with-a-customer story in there.

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    Fishman wrote:
    If I've learned anything from my wife, you get there as soon as you can. Never make the girl wait.

    Tox on
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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    The Tequila is also now gone. That I will miss.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    even the worms?

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  • FishmanFishman Long time gone, Constantinople Registered User regular
    @Tox, you're good people.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote:
    @Tox, you're good people.

    Shut up, baby, I know it.
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  • LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    Freeza could totally destroy planets.

    And he was less that ssj1.

    yeah...

    Yes he could destroy planets.

    But not by punching them really hard.

    Which is something Superman CAN do. Also, it takes more than a planet-destroying blast to hurt Superman, and Freeza only destroyed planets by destabilizing the core, whereas Superman can withstand forces that would vaporize a planet.

    Oh god I really can't help myself whyyyyy

    Okay I know this is from far back in the thread but damn it, I need to get my nerd on here.

    The Superman you're describing isn't really any modern incarnation of Superman. The character that has starred in the comics for the last few decades, along with versions like the STAS/JLU one, is not even close to being able to destroy a planet by punching it. The Superman that was cosmically powerful isnt really the Superman of today. Modern Supes is a far cry from ridiculous DBZ power levels, and really that's probably a good thing.

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    no, superman wins, fuck this argument

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    superman and goku would never fight because they are both good guys

    they would tussle for a few minutes because of mistaken identities and then go have a barbecue

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  • LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Dichotomy wrote:
    superman and goku would never fight because they are both good guys

    they would tussle for a few minutes because of mistaken identities and then go have a barbecue

    This is very much true.

    Dont forget them teaming up to take on Luthor and Broly

    I'm just saying that Superman is way, way less powerful than he used to be and it's been that way for almost 30 years. He's not much more powerful than people like Martian Manhunter and Wonder Woman these days.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    the thing is that in addition to being really powerful Goku also knows kung fu

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh sweet zombie moses what did I walk in on.

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  • LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    I always thought it was funny how in DBZ the characters made a big deal about martial arts yet all the attacks that really mattered were just big energy blast and big energy ball and even bigger energy blast.

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    do ki blasts qualify as magic

    because I feel like that would play an important role in this discussion

    also how did I miss people gushing over speed racer

    that movie is perfect

    you cannot make a movie better than speed racer

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    blues brothers

    drive angry

    (princess bride)

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    independence day

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Is there seriously a Superman v Freeza discussion on here

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    Is there seriously a Superman v Freeza discussion on here

    no that would be ridiculous

    I think it was superman v goku

    I mean superman would obviously kick freeza's ass

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Blues Brothers and Princess Bride I would agree with

    I loved Drive Angry but not as much as those two or Speed Racer

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    drive angry BARELY beat out speed racer for me

    without the accountant, i'd agree

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I still haven't seen Drive Angry

    but the Princess Bride is the most perfect film ever made

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    princess bride is kinda overrated

    I mean it's good


    but it's not independence day good

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    blasphemer

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    princess bride is super overrated

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I am sorry Nerdgasmic but I am going to have to kill you now

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh god dammit.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Your words, they burn

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I think I could take you on, centi

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    I think I could take you on, centi

    I don't know,

    you see, you use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about one

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  • LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    Who would win in a fight between Princess Bride and Independance Day?

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    but can you take on ALL OF US

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    for this battle I challenge you to a game of trivial pursuit

    middle earth edition

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN.

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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    This is pretty much the perfect page for this thread

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    My story: This one time I told a guy on the Internet he was wrong about Superman two weeks after the conversation about it ended.

  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    Also Speed Racer was bad

    fact

    (okay the racing was good, but that was like what... 40 minutes of the movie?)

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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