internet dating thread

The Lovely Bastard

Margarazzi wrote:

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

never gonna see me at a pax

ever

This is kind of baffling.
Like, you'll be there, but we won't physically see you because you've invented a real life invisibility cloak?
Or you don't want to be crammed into a small space with an infinite number of nerds?

the second

though I am cordial and will chat with anyone on here

there are a handful of people I would actually want to meet

Shorty

I doubt I will ever go to another PAX

this year it's gonna just be me and TLB holding down the SE fort

I hope you like threads about romcoms, TLB

ThreeCubed

Shorty wrote:

I doubt I will ever go to another PAX

this year it's gonna just be me and TLB holding down the SE fort

I hope you like threads about romcoms, TLB

I'll hang with you guys.

e: crap n/m. Somehow I forgot that I'll be at a different convention the whole time.

Blake T

Someone once thought I was the guy that wam dated a while back. The guy with shuttershades.

And I was all eww shuttershades.

The Lovely Bastard

for pax I am having a five day party at my apartment

it will be better than pax because I can kick everyone out if they nerd up the place

zucchini

didnt he also have shutter shade beard?

I remember that from pax 08

Grey Ghost

TLB do you want to meet me

Oghulk

I won't be at PAX

so me TLB and shorty holdin down this fort

Shorty

yeah what was that blowjob's name

jadrian or something stupid like that

The Lovely Bastard

grey ghost I will never tell you if I do

if I happen to be in the area around you or will be

and you get a PM

you know you made it

Houk the Namebringer

zucchini wrote:

didnt he also have shutter shade beard?

I remember that from pax 08

Yeah I remember him too

World's most ridiculous facial hair

Druhim

Margarazzi wrote: »

Man I wish I had more female friends to discuss sexual techniques with. Like "hey there's this thing I do that dudes seem to like but it gets painful if you do it too many nights in a row. Any suggestions?"

But, by some strange turn, all of my female friends are either virgins or super uncomfortable talking about that stuff.

And the internet dating thread kind of always turns that way and I feel guilty later when I'm the cause of that.

"You're doing it now, Marg!" Oh, shit!

You're assigning far more importance to your posts than is warranted. We just like talking about sex. Nothing wrong with that.

Druhim

Margarazzi wrote: »

Specifically BJ techniques. Like, how creepy is it to talk to a guy before you even get into anything about what he likes/doesn't like. Should that be a post first-time conversation? should ever be a *real* conversation or is talking about this stuff sort of like kissing with your eyes open (read: kinda weird)

I haven't read through what others have said yet, but no! That's not weird. Communicating with your partner is good. And if your partner can't handle talking about sex before you have sex, find someone who actually managed to grow up.

World as Myth

my most unfortunate ex by far

and that's saying something

Grey Ghost

Druhim wrote: »

We just like talking about sex

So I had this boner the other day
Am I right, fellas?

#pipe

Houk wrote:

zucchini wrote:

didnt he also have shutter shade beard?

I remember that from pax 08

Yeah I remember him too

World's most ridiculous facial hair

I'm trying to find the photograph of it.

I found a post wam made that included the photo, but she's since unhosted it I guess?

Oghulk

the other day?

The Lovely Bastard

World as Myth wrote:

my most unfortunate ex by far

and that's saying something

man if that's the worst

you got lucky

I got some doozies in my checkered past full of bad decisions

World as Myth

#pipe wrote:

Houk wrote:

zucchini wrote:

didnt he also have shutter shade beard?

I remember that from pax 08

Yeah I remember him too

World's most ridiculous facial hair

I'm trying to find the photograph of it.

I found a post wam made that included the photo, but she's since unhosted it I guess?

maybe, though I probably linked it from latfh

Druhim

As7 wrote: »

Probably different for other guys but to me a good BJ is way more about hand technique, really. The oral portion is more about the visual and the tease.

Oh man, I tried to explain this in a positive, non-accusing way to a gf years back because her bjs just weren't doing the trick. And I'm trying to explain that it's easy and feels really good if she just wraps some fingers around my shaft and strokes it while she uses her mouth more on my head.

Unfortunately she wasn't someone that could openly and maturely discuss sex with a partner so she just got really butthurt about how she gives shitty blowjobs. Didn't date her long.

The Lovely Bastard

druhim I didn't date you to be my dad

The Lovely Bastard

all telling me what to do

Straightzi

Hurgh my date got postponed until next week

Significantly less ideal for me, but oh well

Also the anticipation is gonna straight up murder me

Blake T

World as Myth wrote:

my most unfortunate ex by far

and that's saying something

I know what you mean, but when you said that I'm just picturing him as the guy who constantly trips over things and is losing his keys and is always getting locked out of the house.

Blake T

I forgot the security code to my house that week, came home fairly drunk and set off the alarm at 1am.

Had to call Vivienne like three or four times before she'd pick up the phone.

Futore

well, we had asked her to stop hitting you when she was trying to teach you a lesson, so

Rock Lobster!

World as Myth wrote:

#pipe wrote:

Houk wrote:

zucchini wrote:

didnt he also have shutter shade beard?

I remember that from pax 08

Yeah I remember him too

World's most ridiculous facial hair

I'm trying to find the photograph of it.

I found a post wam made that included the photo, but she's since unhosted it I guess?

maybe, though I probably linked it from latfh

Wasn't it this guy in the middle?

Captain Cthulhu

hahaha yeah that's him

#pipe

YEESSSS

#pipe

Grilled Cheese Face.

Rock Lobster!

Gonna shave my entire body that way. I will be the shutter shadesest.

Houk the Namebringer

gotta give the dude points for effort

#pipe

NO YOU DON'T

Antimatter

i dont think i'm going to be able to be a girl

Blake T

How do I look like him?

Wrench N Rockets

Why does that style exist?

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Wrench N Rockets wrote:

Why does that style exist?

To make other styles look good. That is the only reason I can think of.

Houk the Namebringer

i feel like it's some kind of optical illusion, and if i look at it just right it will become a woman instead of a beard

Grey Ghost

Wrench N Rockets wrote: »

Why does that style exist?

The shutterbeard is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision.

World as Myth

guys you really don't have to post pictures of my ex

how did you even find that, my goodness