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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote:
    faq you need that mustache

    will I then be able to party as hard as your royal fucking highness over here

    well, it'd be a start

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Last night me and the girl were going to watch a sappy movie, so I got her a bunch to chose from. She chose Creation, a movie about Charles Darwin. Then we ended up watching Carl Sagan's Cosmos instead.

    I like this girl a lot.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    Well. That was pretty great night. :D

    Weaver I hope you observed the rules of gentlemanly conduct: never wooing her outside the supervision of her chaperone, not engaging her in strenuous activity past the dining hour, making sure you sat in separate compartments while you imbibed snuff, so as not to co-mingle the male female vapors.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Last night me and the girl were going to watch a sappy movie, so I got her a bunch to chose from. She chose Creation, a movie about Charles Darwin. Then we ended up watching Carl Sagan's Cosmos instead.

    I like this girl a lot.

    We fell asleep watching Better off Ted

    Also, actual quote from this morning
    "My, that's quit a big joystick you have."

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    t Rolo we did crack wise about female hysteria and the different types of bile

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    my mom, the only person who i've been able to help me get any help whatsoever, doesnt even like to say i'm transgender

    she calls it my situation, my issue, etc

    i cant do this alone but i also cant wait long enough to get help

    im impatient and emotional and weak

    It really won't be long until you can find people that will be able to help.

    And of course you are impatient and emotional.

    You're a teenager. It is basically your job to be these things.

    You just have to stop letting things bother you quite so much. There a just a lot of little things that set you off that you really do just need to decide that they won't bother you anymore. It is kind of what I had to do, and I'm still working on it.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    Well. That was pretty great night. :D

    Weaver I hope you observed the rules of gentlemanly conduct: never wooing her outside the supervision of her chaperone, not engaging her in strenuous activity past the dining hour, making sure you sat in separate compartments while you imbibed snuff, so as not to co-mingle the male female vapors.

    I looked for it but couldn't find it, but I used to have one of my great-grandfather's old WWII snuff tins that I kept coins in. You're post reminded me of it.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    All of you people going on fancy and good dates: bravo and brava.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Brovado

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    braggadio

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    braggadocio

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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    PixelMonkeyPixelMonkey Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    Well. That was pretty great night. :D

    Weaver I hope you observed the rules of gentlemanly conduct: never wooing her outside the supervision of her chaperone, not engaging her in strenuous activity past the dining hour, making sure you sat in separate compartments while you imbibed snuff, so as not to co-mingle the male female vapors.
    He is but a gentleman and scholar of course he did.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I'm currently involved in a wonderful conversation with a very cute girl via a dating site.

    She's a real sweetheart and we have tons in common but just enough different to make it interesting, two steps away from knowing all the same people, we went to two different primary schools within 2 miles of eachother for gods sake.

    Cross your fingers for me, dudes, this one has promise.

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    I'm currently involved in a wonderful conversation with a very cute girl via a dating site.

    She's a real sweetheart and we have tons in common but just enough different to make it interesting, two steps away from knowing all the same people, we went to two different primary schools within 2 miles of eachother for gods sake.

    Cross your fingers for me, dudes, this one has promise.
    it is me!!!! sskreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    It's me

    I'm the girl

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    huh. if things keep going this well i need to deactivate my okcupid account.

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    so this gal that lives pretty far from me but we had the awesome double date this past weekend

    yeah, we're both kinda ramping up a considerable mutual interest.. kinda talking the hypotheticals a bit more, the what ifs and the wadda ya thinks
    yep
    i really like her

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    MOTHERFUCKS I'M ON MY GAME

    seriously

    i am doing so well it is insane

    i saw annie hall yesterday for the first time

    i got that high energy nervousness and made it my bitch and i'm using it as this rapid fire high energy flirting

    we scoot around town and she holds on tight and kisses the back of my neck

    we were going at smooching like woah but it was kind of shitty because she had to leave to drive back to california tonight

    so we couldn't get all the way into it

    but she is so fucking gorgeous

    the whole time i'm smooching, i'm saying to myself "goddamn i won some sort of internet lottery. was i the 10,000th okcupid visitor and one of those banners actually legit"

    but now she left for california and will be back in two weeks

    her name is kristen by the way and i want to keep kissing her face a lot

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    i even came up with a joke, it goes like this

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Hey do you like numbers jokes? okay here is a good one

    what did the 10 say to the 4?

    "Hi, i'm kristen"

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    a little self defeating but possibly charming as fuck????

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i got a text from swill today and even though it was not THE text it still made me smile

    good on ya swill

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Swill that is the best numbers joke and you are a smooth operator and I'm stealing that joke I hope you don't mind

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Swill that is the best numbers joke and you are a smooth operator and I'm stealing that joke I hope you don't mind

    okay, i was unsure whether it was actually funny or I was just being insane

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    you guys and your fuckin' success stories

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    I kinda like it

    i may steal that as well

    (and hi5!)
    (and come play isketch with me now)

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    you guys and your fuckin' success stories

    kate you know of my excellent taste in ladies

    you would dig on her

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    that did not mean to sound so douchey

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Kate would you like to hear a story or two of failure?

    I'm sure I can dredge one or two up.

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    you guys and your fuckin' success stories

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I don't get it

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    blerg. I am not looking forward to starting dating again.

    And i've never really dated. Just always gotten with girls that I've flirted with through friends and stuff

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Date me futore. We will have a secret romantic tryst.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    I have a dating failure story.

    My entire life!

    Ba-zing!

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    dating sucks and you all suck for dating successfully

    :(

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Sounds good, Blake.

    That was easy. Geez, I don't know why you people in this thread are all complaining about getting dates?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    I have a dating failure story.

    My entire life!

    Ba-zing!

    He'll be here all week, folks!
    Tip your waitress

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    I have a dating failure story.

    My entire life!

    Ba-zing!

    He'll be here all week, folks!
    Tip your waitress

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-7zTzrSAA

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    haha. i got a message back from her that said only 'oof'.

    i will take this as a victory.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    yo man you getting LAID?

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